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42 Baldness Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Baldness Sayings By Zadie Smith: And the sins of the Eastern father shall be visited upon the Western sons. Often And the sins of the Eastern father shall be visited upon the Western sons. Often taking their time, stored up in the genes like baldness or testicular carcinoma, but sometimes on the very same day. — Zadie Smith
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Baldness Sayings By Richelle E. Goodrich: Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy. Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy. — Richelle E. Goodrich
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Baldness Sayings By Augusten Burroughs: Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits just shrunk up - unevenly I might add - and eventually turned into wine-cork nubs. Then it would be a different story. Then men would get the pity that they deserve. As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer only worse, because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life threatening. Just social-life threatening. But in New York City, there is no difference. — Augusten Burroughs
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Baldness Sayings By Germaine Greer: Until woman as she is can drive this plastic spectre out of her own and Until woman as she is can drive this plastic spectre out of her own and her man's imagination she will continue to apologize and disguise herself, while accepting her male's pot-belly, wattles, bad breath, farting, stubble, baldness and other ugliness without complaint. — Germaine Greer
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Baldness Sayings By Elizabeth Vaughan: My eyes widened as I took in Rafe and Prest. Rafe seemed fine, but Prest. My eyes widened as I took in Rafe and Prest. Rafe seemed fine, but Prest. . . "Prest, you shaved your head!" Those long black braids were gone. Prest's bald head gleamed in the light.

He shrugged and ran a hand over his baldness. "Easier to shave." He flashed me a smile. "It grows back.

"Eventually," Rafe added. "Until then, I will need to protect my eyes from the glare. — Elizabeth Vaughan
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Baldness Sayings By Barbara Ehrenreich: Just as welfare was said to "cause poverty," the experts may soon announce that Medicare Just as welfare was said to "cause poverty," the experts may soon announce that Medicare causes baldness and that Social Security is a risk factor for osteoporosis: the correlations are undeniable. — Barbara Ehrenreich
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Baldness Sayings By Dean Koontz: With his eyes squinted to slits, Donny reminds me of Clint Eastwood, if Clint Eastwood With his eyes squinted to slits, Donny reminds me of Clint Eastwood, if Clint Eastwood were eight inches shorter, thirty pounds heavier, less good-looking, with male-pattern baldness, and badly scarred. — Dean Koontz
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Baldness Sayings By Gail Porter: The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness. The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness. — Gail Porter
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Baldness Sayings By Laini Taylor: Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it's life-changing. Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it's life-changing. — Laini Taylor
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Baldness Sayings By P.G. Wodehouse: And, as I mused, the years fell away, hair sprouted on the vast steppes of And, as I mused, the years fell away, hair sprouted on the vast steppes of my head, where never hair has been almost within the memory of man. — P.G. Wodehouse
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Baldness Sayings By Johnny Vegas: Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas
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Baldness Sayings By Richelle E. Goodrich: Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men are sexy, chocolate is the best medicine, BIG books are better, cats secretly rule the planet, and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks. — Richelle E. Goodrich
Baldness Sayings By Christopher Hitchens: When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair. — Christopher Hitchens
Baldness Sayings By Don Herold: There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. — Don Herold
Baldness Sayings By David Nicholls: Recently he has noticed idiocy creeping up on him. His resolve to keep his head Recently he has noticed idiocy creeping up on him. His resolve to keep his head on straight, his feet on the ground, is failing and he has observed, quite objectively, that he is becoming more thoughtless, selfish, making more and more stupid remarks. He has tried to do something about this but it almost feels out of his control now, like pattern baldness. Why not just give in and be an idiot? Stop caring. — David Nicholls
Baldness Sayings By Sara Bell: Megan had accustomed herself to receiving the third degree about her dates. His name is Megan had accustomed herself to receiving the third degree about her dates.
His name is Dillon Carver.He's the same age as me, and also a senior. He has no family history of insanity or premature baldness. He doesn't smoke, drink or do drugs, but he does have a vicious Dr Pepper habit. I'll let you know how big his penis is after the dance. — Sara Bell
Baldness Sayings By Jeremy Hardy: You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War. — Jeremy Hardy
Baldness Sayings By Sarah Thebarge: ...it occurred to me that maybe Samson's hair wasn't the source of his strength; maybe ...it occurred to me that maybe Samson's hair wasn't the source of his strength; maybe it was the symbol of his strength. And maybe when Delilah cut off his hair, he didn't lose his power because he lost his hair; he just woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror, and suddenly for the life of him couldn't remember who he was. — Sarah Thebarge
Baldness Sayings By Lemony Snicket: It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families. — Lemony Snicket
Baldness Sayings By David J. Agans: Doctors troubleshoot the human body - they never got a chance to debug it. (It Doctors troubleshoot the human body - they never got a chance to debug it. (It took God one day to design, prototype, and release that product; talk about schedule pressure! I guess we can forgive priority-two bugs like bunions and male pattern baldness.) — David J. Agans
Baldness Sayings By Rohinton Mistry: I've done lots of jobs. Right now, I'm a hair collector.""That's good", said Ishvar tentatively. I've done lots of jobs. Right now, I'm a hair collector."

"That's good", said Ishvar tentatively. "What do you have to do as a hair-collector?"

"Collect hair."

"And there is money in that?"

"Oh very big business. There is a great demand for hair in foreign countries."

"What do they do with it? Asked Om skeptical."

"Many different things. Mostly they wear it.Sometimes they paint it in different colors-red, yellow, brown, blue. Foreign women enjoy wearing other people's hair. Men also, especially if they are bald.
In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things. — Rohinton Mistry
Baldness Sayings By Eric Hoffer: Intolerance is the 'Do Not Touch' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do Intolerance is the 'Do Not Touch' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness. — Eric Hoffer
Baldness Sayings By Marcus Tullius Cicero: It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.
[Lat., Stultum est in luctu capillum sibi evellere, quasi calvito maeror levaretur.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Baldness Sayings By Marcus Tullius Cicero: It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Baldness Sayings By J.D. Salinger: The bellboy that showed me to the room was this very old guy around sixty-five. The bellboy that showed me to the room was this very old guy around sixty-five. He was even more depressing than the room was. He was one of those bald guys that comb all their hair over from the side to cover up the baldness. I'd rather be bald than do that. Anyway, what a gorgeous job for a guy around sixty-five years old. Carrying people's suitcases and waiting for a tip. — J.D. Salinger
Baldness Sayings By Helen Oyeyemi: But the shrieking went on and on, primal, almost glad - this protest was righteous. But the shrieking went on and on, primal, almost glad - this protest was righteous. I couldn't make up my mind whether the baby was male or female; the only certainties were near baldness and incandescent rage. The kid didn't like its blanket, or its rattle, or the lap it was sat on, or the world . . . the time had come to demand quality. — Helen Oyeyemi
Baldness Sayings By Sandor Marai: We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going to earn us any praise, that life is not going to pin a medal on us for recognizing and enduring our own vanity or egoism or baldness or our potbelly. — Sandor Marai
Baldness Sayings By Matthew Arnold: Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
Baldness Sayings By W. Somerset Maugham: I adore good food as I adore all the other pleasant things of life, and I adore good food as I adore all the other pleasant things of life, and because I have that gift I am able to look upon the future with equanimity."
"Why?" asked Alec.
"Because a love for good food is the only thing that remains with man when he grows old. Love? What is love when you are five and fifty and can no longer hide the disgraceful baldness of your pate. Ambition? What is ambition when you have discovered that honours are to the pushing and glory to the vulgar. Finally we must all reach an age when every passion seems vain, every desire not worth the trouble of achieving it; but then there still remain to the man with a good appetite three pleasures each day, his breakfast, his luncheon, and his dinner. — W. Somerset Maugham
Baldness Sayings By Logan Pearsall Smith: There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. — Logan Pearsall Smith
Baldness Sayings By Evo Morales: Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things — Evo Morales
Baldness Sayings By Jonathan Kellerman: atop his head a goofy skin cap simulating baldness and fringed with shoulder-length scraggle. atop his head a goofy skin cap simulating baldness and fringed with shoulder-length scraggle. — Jonathan Kellerman
Baldness Sayings By Lynn Lamb: Lord August Godwine was an odious man. Stretched around the barrel of fat was an Lord August Godwine was an odious man. Stretched around the barrel of fat was an ornate golden doublet. He wore a bright-white, linen ruff with drip marks running down its curves, and ill-fitting breeches. Atop his head sat a long, brown wig, no doubt hiding the old man's baldness. A vertical rows of curls stood in direct opposition to the gray of his scraggily, upturned mustache. — Lynn Lamb
Baldness Sayings By Clive Anderson: I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair. I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair. — Clive Anderson
Baldness Sayings By Pauline Kael: This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness. This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness. — Pauline Kael
Baldness Sayings By Greg Proops: I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness. I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness. — Greg Proops
Baldness Sayings By Brandi L. Bates: He was miles past middle age with a gut that housed ample good meals. A He was miles past middle age with a gut that housed ample good meals. A patch of silver hair formed a trail from his forehead to the crown of his head where it dead ended with male pattern baldness. A sea of family photos took up residence on his desk. He sat back in a high-back leather swivel chair. Steepled hands. Robert Last Boots in Cognac Cordovan. Blue collar city worker with prestigious white collar dreams. — Brandi L. Bates
Baldness Sayings By Federico Fellini: According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. — Federico Fellini
Baldness Sayings By Colum McCann: He took a trip ... up to ... Elliott's house, his mansion rather. Awful place, He took a trip ... up to ... Elliott's house, his mansion rather. Awful place, twelve bedrooms and swimming pool and media hall and five car garage, but cheap and shoddy all the same, like the one next door and next door to that. A row of Ikea houses, such wealthy mediocrity. His very own son. His big, bald son. Who could believe it. The bigness, the baldness, the stupidity. In a house designed to bore the daylight out of visitors, no character at all, all blonde wood and fluorescent lighting and clean white machinery.
Not to mention his brand new wife, number three, a clean white machine herself. Up from the cookie cutter and into Elliott's life, she might as well have jumped out of the microwave, her skin orange, her teeth pearly white. A trophy wife. But why the word "trophy"? Something to shoot on a safari. — Colum McCann
Baldness Sayings By Wilkie Collins: Even baldness, when it is only baldness over the forehead (as in his case), is Even baldness, when it is only baldness over the forehead (as in his case), is rather becoming than not in a man, for it heightens the head and adds to the intelligence of the face. — Wilkie Collins
Baldness Sayings By William Golding: Father Adam!"But the little man said nothing, did nothing. He stood still holding the letter, Father Adam!"
But the little man said nothing, did nothing. He stood still holding the letter, and there was not even a change of expression in his face; and this might be, thought Jocelin, because he has no face at all. He is the same all round like the top of a clothespeg. He spoke, laughing down at the baldness with its fringe of nondescript hair.
"I ask your pardon, Father Adam. One forgets you are there so easily!" And then, laughing aloud in joy and love - "I shall call you Father Anonymous! — William Golding
Baldness Sayings By Munia Khan: Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance — Munia Khan