Beat My Meat Famous Quotes & Sayings

19 Beat My Meat Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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One time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog's nose, just like a piece of salami. The hog went crazy for a few seconds. Then it sat there looking kind of stupid. So I took a handful of salt and rubbed it on the wound. Now that hog really went nuts. It was my way of taking out frustration. Another time, there was a live hog in the pit. It hadn't done anything wrong, wasn't even running around. It was just alive. I took a three-foot chunk of pipe and I literally beat that hog to death. It was like I started hitting the hog and I couldn't stop. And when I finally did stop, I'd expended all this energy and frustration, and I'm thinking what in God's sweet name did I do.Gail A. Eisnitz Beat My Meat Sayings By Gail A. Eisnitz: One time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog's nose,
How in the world can a poor man eat? Pray for the sunshine, 'cause it will rain. Things gettin' worse, drivin' all insane; Built a nice bar, painted it brown; Lightnin' came along and burnt it down: No use talkin', any man's beat, With 'leven cent cotton and forty cent meat. 'Leven cent cotton, a car-load of tax, The load's too heavy for our poor backsKurt Vonnegut Beat My Meat Sayings By Kurt Vonnegut: How in the world can a poor man eat? Pray for the sunshine, 'cause it
He didn't need a psychiatrist to point out that writing had its autoerotic side - you beat a typewriter instead of your meat, but both acts depended largely on quick wits, fast hands and a heartfelt commitment to the art of the farfetched.Stephen King Beat My Meat Sayings By Stephen King: He didn't need a psychiatrist to point out that writing had its autoerotic side -
I knew that I had seen, had seen at last
That girl my unremembering nights hold fast
Or else my dreams that fly
If I should rub an eye,
And yet in flying fling into my meat
A crazy juice that makes the pulses beat ...
William Butler Yeats Beat My Meat Sayings By William Butler Yeats: I knew that I had seen, had seen at lastThat girl my unremembering nights hold
Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in my heart, you know I'd rather be damned with you.Meat Loaf Beat My Meat Sayings By Meat Loaf: Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in
I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.Marilyn Manson Beat My Meat Sayings By Marilyn Manson: I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill.
He would have been a tall boy, but he could never get enough food to put meat on his bones. His mother died next. The people of Lykos did the Fading Dirge for them - a tragic thumping of fists against chests, fading slowly, slowly, till the fists, like her heart, beat no more and all dispersed. ThePierce Brown Beat My Meat Sayings By Pierce Brown: He would have been a tall boy, but he could never get enough food to
There was a beat of silence before Sin said blandly, "I have occasional nightmares about us having a threesome with that meat-head. I'm far from being easily shocked."
"What?" Boyd looked completely taken aback, his eyebrows shooting up. "That's the last thing I thought I'd ever hear from you."
"It isn't exactly a voluntary thing. It's quite horrifying. I usually wake up before he can put his dick in me though." Sin made a revolted expression, his lips twisting in a scowl of disgust.
"So I shouldn't expect to be propositioned for this threesome too in the near future?" Boyd asked jokingly.
Sin stared at Boyd and didn't bother to reply.
Santino Hassell Beat My Meat Sayings By Santino Hassell: There was a beat of silence before Sin said blandly, "I have occasional nightmares about
There are five unread messages on the screen, which is what happens when you're the meat in a hot girl sandwich. Threesomes trump checking your phone. That's a no-brainer.

Logan: Hey, bro, Wellsy's friend Allie is crashing at our place this weekend.

Logan: Keep your dick in your pants. G and I aren't in the mood to beat u senseless if u try something. Wellsy might be in the mood for violence, tho. So: dick = pants = don't bother our guest.

Hannah: Allie's staying with u guys til Sunday. She's in a vulnerable place right now. Don't take advantage of her or else I'll be unhappy. And u don't want to make me unhappy, do u?

I snicker. Hannah, diplomatic as always. I quickly scan the last two messages.

Garrett: Allie's gonna crash in my room.

Garrett: Your dick can stay in your room.

Jeez, what is everybody's fascination with my dick?
Elle Kennedy Beat My Meat Sayings By Elle Kennedy: There are five unread messages on the screen, which is what happens when you're the
Ho! now you strike like the blind man;
t'was the boy that stole your meat,
and you'll beat the post.
William Shakespeare Beat My Meat Sayings By William Shakespeare: Ho! now you strike like the blind man;t'was the boy that stole your meat,and you'll
I walked down to the village with five Sceltie puppies. I came back to the Hall with four."
"And the fifth ?"
"By now, I'm sure Sylvia has convinced the little bitch to let go of Mikal's trousers. And Mrs Beale promised to send her recipe for puppy biscuits to Sylvia's cook."
"Mrs Beale agreed to share a recipe," Saetan said slowly.
"Mrs Beale agreed that I could pay for ... I'm not sure what it is except that it's something she wanted for the kitchen but couldn't justify as a normal household expense."
"And you agreed to fund this in exchange for a recipe ?"
Daemon stared at his father for a long moment before he muttered, "She sharpened the meat cleaver before coming to talk to me."
One beat of silence. Two. Then Saetan burst out laughing.
Anne Bishop Beat My Meat Sayings By Anne Bishop: I walked down to the village with five Sceltie puppies. I came back to the
All you want to do is run out there and get laid and get beat up and get screwed up and get old and sick and banged around by samsara, you fucking eternal meat of comeback youJack Kerouac Beat My Meat Sayings By Jack Kerouac: All you want to do is run out there and get laid and get beat
You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old bone in his mouth. You don't grab the bone from him and tell him it's not good for him. He'll growl at you. It's the only thing he has. But you throw a big fat lamb chop in front of him, and he's going to drop that bone and pick up the lamb chop, his tail wagging to beat the band. And you've got a friend. Instead of going around grabbing bones from people ... I'm going to throw them some lamb chops. Something with real meat and life in it. I'm going to tell them about New Beginnings.David Wilkerson Beat My Meat Sayings By David Wilkerson: You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog
Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Leah-Beth Homer Beat My Meat Sayings By Leah-Beth Homer: Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You
Justin looks familiar because he's an architect."
As far as an explanation goes, that one is pretty terrible. "Yes. And we all know each other through The Gay Architects Association. I forgot. Were you at the potluck last month?"
"Yup. I brought the pasta salad," Justin answers, without missing a beat.
Avery salutes him with his beer bottle. "It was really good. I liked the bacon."
"It was real too. Only straight architects put bacon bits in their pasta salad." Justin smiles. "I'm in it for the real meat."
"Aren't we all?" Avery laughs and clinks his beer bottle with Justin's.
"Oh, this was a good idea," Brandon says and sighs. "Introducing you two.
Avon Gale Beat My Meat Sayings By Avon Gale: Justin looks familiar because he's an architect."As far as an explanation goes, that one is
This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.Coolio Beat My Meat Sayings By Coolio: This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it.
Momentarily forgetting this wasn't one of her She-wolves, Sissy automatically teased, "Good thing
my brother likes women with meat on their bones 'cause your ass is gonna be gettin' wide."
As soon as the words left her mouth, she wished she could take them back.
But without missing a beat, Jessie shot back, "Cool. Now I can start wearing your jeans. I thought
that was only going to be possible during the late stages of the pregnancy.
Shelly Laurenston Beat My Meat Sayings By Shelly Laurenston: Momentarily forgetting this wasn't one of her She-wolves, Sissy automatically teased, "Good thingmy brother likes
The meat's so tough that it got up off the plate and beat the shit out of the coffee, which was too weak to defend itself.Harry Brandt Beat My Meat Sayings By Harry Brandt: The meat's so tough that it got up off the plate and beat the shit
I'll quit eating meat when you get a cow out here to beat me at a poetry slam. Only so many words rhyme with 'Mooo.' I mean, yes, we're supposed to be better stewards; yes, we're supposed to take care of the earth; yes, we're supposed to honor the sacrifices made by the animals; yes yes yes yes yes, but dammit, we're in charge, and you know why? It's because of these [holding out thumbs] ... Maybe you think that carrots are less important than cows. I think they're equal, especially in a sauce.Sherman Alexie Beat My Meat Sayings By Sherman Alexie: I'll quit eating meat when you get a cow out here to beat me at