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Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Nadia Bolz-Weber: As a teenager, I began to question the Great Christian Sorting System. My gay friends As a teenager, I began to question the Great Christian Sorting System. My gay friends in high school were kind and funny and loved me, so I suspected that my church had placed them in the wrong category ... Injustices in the world needed to be addressed and not ignored. Christians weren't good; people who fought for peace and justice were good. I had been lied to, and in my anger at being lied to about the containers, I left the church. But it turns out, I hadn't actually escaped the sorting system. I had just changed the labels. — Nadia Bolz-Weber
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Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Bela Karolyi: You have to have competent people evaluating the athlete, not the housewives! You have to have competent people evaluating the athlete, not the housewives! — Bela Karolyi
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Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Oliver Burkeman: Confronting the worst-case scenario saps it of much of its anxiety-inducing power. Happiness reached via Confronting the worst-case scenario saps it of much of its anxiety-inducing power. Happiness reached via positive thinking can be fleeting and brittle, negative visualization generates a vastly more dependable calm. — Oliver Burkeman
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Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Nora Ephron: I loathed being sixty-four, and I will hate being sixty-five. I don't let on about I loathed being sixty-four, and I will hate being sixty-five. I don't let on about such things in person; in person, I am cheerful and Pollyannaish. But the honest truth is that it's sad to be over sixty. The long shadows are everywhere - friends dying and battling illness. A miasma of melancholy hangs there, forcing you to deal with the fact that your life, however happy and successful, has been full of disappointments and mistakes, little ones and big ones. There are dreams that are never quite going to come true, ambitions that will never quite be realized. There are, in short, regrets. Edith Piaf was famous for singing a song called "Non, je ne regrette rien." It's a good song. I know what she meant. I can get into it; I can make a case that I regret nothing. After all, most of my mistakes turned out to be things I survived, or turned into funny stories, or, on occasion, even made money from. But — Nora Ephron
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Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Guy Finley: Listening to your own mind gives you "good reasons" why you should be fearful over Listening to your own mind gives you "good reasons" why you should be fearful over unexpected events is just like being friends with someone who thinks it's funny to find new ways to hurt you! — Guy Finley
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Ariana Grande: I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that helps me is looking at old videos of me and my friends from middle school, or videos of my family. I love watching funny videos of my favorite people - it really cheers me up. — Ariana Grande
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Tristi Pinkston: I know I don't.I just...I don't have the ability some people have of making friends.I I know I don't.I just...I don't have the ability some people have of making friends.I think I'm being friendly,and it doesn't come across that way."
I snorted.It wasn't very lady-like.
"That's what you call friendly?"
"Yeah.I know-it needs work."
"It needs surgery. — Tristi Pinkston
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Warren Littlefield: 'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. 'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. And not afraid of that. It was a comedic soap opera. Not being afraid to have an audience feel something, laugh and cry, was quite extraordinary and quite wonderful. — Warren Littlefield
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Alain Resnais: When I was 12 I made some little films with my friends. I tried to When I was 12 I made some little films with my friends. I tried to make gangster films, like Fantomas, but I remember being very disappointed with them. They weren't frightening at all. I'm sure they'd be very funny now. — Alain Resnais
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Julian May: He gave me a hard smile before clapping on his helmet. It enclosed his entire He gave me a hard smile before clapping on his helmet. It enclosed his entire head and featured a multifunction power-optic visor, holovid camera with continuous map-revise data stream, laser communication capability, and an omnifilter respirator. Like his soft-armored combat jumpsuit, it had an environmental system to keep him comfy. His belt held a Kagi sidearm, a monster commando knife in place of the usual Ivanov stunner, small flexcanteens of water, coffee and nutrigoo, and a bulb of trailblazer spray. — Julian May
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Andy Borowitz: I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Kylie Scott: I'm the drummer for Stage Dive." Mat set the crazily expensive camera on the seat I'm the drummer for Stage Dive." Mat set the crazily expensive camera on the seat beside him. "You can't order me around, child bride."
"It's so cute that you think that's still funny, calling me child bride." From her back jean pocket, Ev pulled out her cell. "Am I calling Anne to tattle on you for refusing to give Jimmy and Lena some privacy or not?"
"You wouldn't dare."
Her fingers moved across the screen. "Oh, I think I would."
David and Ben chuckled in ther manly way, but did as told and went back into the recording studio. They clearly weren't messing with the girl.
A second later, Mal followed. "I do not like you women all being friends. This is not okay."
"And you should tell your grilfriend all about it when you see her tonight. I'd love to know what she says." With a final wave, Ev followed him back inside the mixing room or whatever it was called. — Kylie Scott
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Terry Pratchett: It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. — Terry Pratchett
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Rajneesh: Possessiveness destroys love. And they should not be possessed, because that again destroys your love. Possessiveness destroys love. And they should not be possessed, because that again destroys your love. — Rajneesh
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Adam Ferrara: Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' — Adam Ferrara
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Jonathan Carroll: Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally, forgive immediately, Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally, forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy, etcetera. If we attributed some of those qualities to a person we would say they are special. If they had ALL of them, we would call them angelic. But because it's "only" a dog, we dismiss them as sweet or funny but little more. However when you think about it, what are the things that we most like in another human being? Many times those qualities are seen in our dogs every single day
we're just so used to them that we pay no attention. — Jonathan Carroll
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Debasish Mridha: Life is as precious to us as it is for an animal. An animal is Life is as precious to us as it is for an animal. An animal is as loving, caring, and kind to her children as we are. She might not be able to tell us but she can express it through her eyes and expressions. She feels joy and happiness. She is helpless in our cruel hands and vulnerable to our vicious greed. Let us be kind to animals. Let us learn to feel their pain. Can we kill a helpless baby to feed our greed? Then how can we kill helpless animal friends that can't talk? Often we kill just for fun. How funny would it be if an animal killed a human just for fun? Let us be kind to animals as much as possible. I know we can. It is easier to love an animal than a human being. If you love an animal, it will rarely hurt you. Let us practice kindness and compassion to animals so that we may create a peaceful world. — Debasish Mridha
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Sarah Damron: There are those sweet moments in your life where you realize that tings could be There are those sweet moments in your life where you realize that tings could be infinitely worse; that though you feel it's the end of the world, it is in fact simply a set back and you're being melodramatic. Usually, these moments are painfully pointed out by your best friends: those two funny women who make your day brighter simply because they exist in your world. Those women, who despite all of your many, many, flaws love you regardless and who know way too much about your stupidity when it comes to men and never once have said, "I told you so"...at least to your face. Those women are what make this world bearable when it is too cold to shoulder alone and it is because of them I was able to get up and carry on after something we will from henceforth refer to as "the event. — Sarah Damron
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Nicholas Sparks: Wait. Let me guess. You're giving me the cold shoulder, right?"With that, she sighed. "Shouldn't Wait. Let me guess. You're giving me the cold shoulder, right?"
With that, she sighed. "Shouldn't you be with your friends, staring at yourselves in the mirror?"
He laughed. "That's funny. I'll have to remember that."
"I'm not being funny. I'm being serious."
"Oh, because we're so good-looking — Nicholas Sparks
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Neil Hilborn: She imagines me full of dead things, re-consuming that which I am trying to grow She imagines me full of dead things, re-consuming that which I am trying to grow out of. — Neil Hilborn
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Auliq Ice: It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me. — Auliq Ice
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Adolf Hitler: The unprecedented rise of the Christian Social Party ... was to assume the deepest significance The unprecedented rise of the Christian Social Party ... was to assume the deepest significance for me as a classical object of study. — Adolf Hitler
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Busy Philipps: I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By John Green: You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, I could hate you for being massively unpunctual and for never being interested in anything other than Margo Roth Spiegelman, and for, like, never asking me about how it's going with my girlfriend - but I don't give a shit, man, because you're you. My parents have a shit ton of black Santas, but that's okay. They're them. I'm too obsessed with a reference website to answer my phone sometimes when my friends call, or my girlfriend. That's okay, too. That's me. You like me anyway. And I like you. You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually. — John Green
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Daniel J. Boorstin: God is the celebrity author of the world's best seller. We have made god into God is the celebrity author of the world's best seller. We have made god into the biggest celebrity of all, to contain our own emptiness. — Daniel J. Boorstin
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Molly Harper: Not one word about proposals, no matter how much she pushes," I told my friends. Not one word about proposals, no matter how much she pushes," I told my friends. "No matter what she says or how loud she cries, don't try to throw that up as a distraction."
Gabriel's lips twitched. "I don't think it's going to be that bad. It's one woman against five supernatural creatures ... And Zeb."
"You laugh because you haven't heard my mother's thirty-minute verbal dissertation on appropriate seasonal flower choices. We're better off letting her yell at us for being dirty, premarital fornicators. — Molly Harper
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By John Scalzi: Then you're seventy-five, friends are dead, and you've replaced at least one major organ: you Then you're seventy-five, friends are dead, and you've replaced at least one major organ: you have to pee four times a night, and you can't go up a flight a stairs without being little winded
and your're told you're in pretty good shape for your age.
[ ... ], in a decade you'll be eighty-five, and the only difference between you and a raisin will be that while you're both wrinkled and without a prostate, the raisin never had a prostate to begin with. — John Scalzi
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Stephen Nachmanovitch: If I "try" to play, I fail; if I force the play, I crush it; If I "try" to play, I fail; if I force the play, I crush it; if I race, I trip. Any time I stiffen or brace myself against some error or problem, the very act of bracing would cause the problem to occur. The only road to strength is vulnerability. — Stephen Nachmanovitch
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Colleen Hoover: Why are you always so mad?"She laughs under her breath. "That's easy," she says. "Assholes, Why are you always so mad?"

She laughs under her breath. "That's easy," she says. "Assholes, stupid customers, a shitty job, worthless parents, crappy friends, bad weather, annoying roommates who don't know how to kiss."

I laugh at the last comment, which I'm sure was supposed to be a dig, but it felt more like an underhanded flirt.

"How are you so happy all the time?" she asks. "You think everything is funny."

"That's easy," I say. "Great parents, being lucky enough to have a job, loyal friends, sunny days, and roommates who starred in porn films. — Colleen Hoover
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Marijn Haverbeke: It helps omit uninteresting details, provides convenient building blocks (such as while and console.log), allows It helps omit uninteresting details, provides convenient building blocks (such as while and console.log), allows you to define your own building blocks (such as sum and range), and makes those blocks easy to compose. — Marijn Haverbeke
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Paul Theroux: I had some good friends - really funny ones. My best friend was a guy I had some good friends - really funny ones. My best friend was a guy called Apolo Nsibambi. We shared an office at the Extra Mural Department at Makerere, and then I got a promotion - became Acting Director - and I was his boss! I used to tease him for calling himself "Doctor" - he had a Ph. D. in political science. I mocked him for wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase and being pompous. I went to his wedding. He came to my wedding. And then I completely lost touch with him. I wonder what happened to him.' 'Doctor Nsibambi is the Prime Minister of Uganda. — Paul Theroux
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Alexandra Bracken: The thing is ... what they don't tell you about forgiveness is this - you The thing is ... what they don't tell you about forgiveness is this - you don't give it for the other person's sake, but your own. — Alexandra Bracken
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Seanan McGuire: Sorry ... I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn Sorry ... I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn — Seanan McGuire
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Susanne Katherina Langer: Artistic form is congruent with the dynamic forms of our direct sensuous, mental, and emotional Artistic form is congruent with the dynamic forms of our direct sensuous, mental, and emotional life; works of art are projections of "felt life", as Henry James called it, into spatial, temporal, and poetic structures. — Susanne Katherina Langer
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Deborah Blake: I like the way the word Witch connects us back through all the generations of I like the way the word Witch connects us back through all the generations of those who went before us who harnessed the power of the elements and magick to improve their lives and deepen their connection with the natural world. — Deborah Blake
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Steven Johnson: Most new movements start this way: hundreds or thousands of individuals and groups, working in Most new movements start this way: hundreds or thousands of individuals and groups, working in different fields and different locations, start thinking about change using a common language, without necessarily recognizing those shared values. You just start following your own vector, propelled along by people in your immediate vicinity. And then one day, you look up and realize that all those individual trajectories have turned into a wave. — Steven Johnson
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Anthony LaPaglia: Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends. — Anthony LaPaglia
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Phyllis Reynolds Naylor: One way to tell if you're really comfortable with a person is if you can One way to tell if you're really comfortable with a person is if you can be quiet together sometimes and not feel awkward. If you don't feel obligated to say something brilliant or funny or surprising or cool. You can just be together. You can just be. — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Nick Wechsler: Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh. — Nick Wechsler
Being Funny With Friends Sayings By Gary Gulman: I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny. — Gary Gulman