Best Beer Mug Famous Quotes & Sayings

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16 Best Beer Mug Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Best Beer Mug Sayings By Brandon Sanderson: The immortal demigod took a throaty slurp of her beer, then slammed the mug down The immortal demigod took a throaty slurp of her beer, then slammed the mug down onto the table, grinning like a four-year-old who had been paid in cookies to rat out her sister. — Brandon Sanderson
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Best Beer Mug Sayings By Charles Portis: When the beer came, I dipped a finger in it and wet down each corner When the beer came, I dipped a finger in it and wet down each corner of the paper napkin to anchor it, so it would not come up with the mug each time and make me appear ridiculous. I — Charles Portis
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Best Beer Mug Sayings By Tony Hoagland: Outside the youth center, between the liquor storeand the police station,a little dogwood tree is Outside the youth center, between the liquor store
and the police station,
a little dogwood tree is losing its mind;
overflowing with blossomfoam,
like a sudsy mug of beer;
like a bride ripping off her clothes,
dropping snow white petals to the ground in clouds,
so Nature's wastefulness seems quietly obscene.
It's been doing that all week:
making beauty,
and throwing it away,
and making more. — Tony Hoagland
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Best Beer Mug Sayings By John Gates: When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object. — John Gates
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Best Beer Mug Sayings By Chuck Palahniuk: His eyes the bright brown of July Fourth sunlight through a tall mug of root His eyes the bright brown of July Fourth sunlight through a tall mug of root beer. Quite the American specimen. A classic face of such symmetrical proportions, the exactly balanced type of face one dreams of looking down to find smiling and eager between one's inner thighs. Still, that's the trouble with only a single glance at any star on the horizon. — Chuck Palahniuk
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Best Beer Mug Sayings By Maria V. Snyder: Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk. Who else but Valek could win a fight against four large men when armed only with a beer mug? — Maria V. Snyder
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Jack Parsons: I hight don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine. I never know I hight don Quixote, I live on peyote,
marijuana, morphine and cocaine.
I never know sadness, but only a madness
that burns at the heart and the brain.
I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman,
angelic, demonic, divine.
Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon
that brims with ambrosial wine. — Jack Parsons
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Arthur Rimbaud: Evening prayerI spend my life sitting, like an angel in a barber's chair,Holding a beer Evening prayer
I spend my life sitting, like an angel in a barber's chair,
Holding a beer mug with deep-cut designs,
My neck and gut both bent, while in the air
A weightless veil of pipe smoke hangs.
Like steaming dung within an old dovecote
A thousand Dreams within me softly burn:
From time to time my heart is like some oak
Whose blood runs golden where a branch is torn.
And then, when I have swallowed down my Dreams
In thirty, forty mugs of beer, I turn
To satisfy a need I can't ignore,
And like the Lord of Hyssop and of Myrrh
I piss into the skies, a soaring stream
That consecrates a patch of flowering fern. — Arthur Rimbaud
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Terry Pratchett: Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. — Terry Pratchett
Best Beer Mug Sayings By M.L. LeGette: He was a dastardly fellow," the beer mug continued happily. "Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, He was a dastardly fellow," the beer mug continued happily. "Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, lad, the stench could knock over an ox! — M.L. LeGette
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Guy Davenport: The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. — Guy Davenport
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Terry Pratchett: Have you ever been in a pub where everyone goes armed? Oh, things are a Have you ever been in a pub where everyone goes armed? Oh, things are a little polite at first, I'll grant you, and then some twerp drinks out of the wrong mug or picks up someone else's change by mistake and five minutes later you're picking noses out of the beer nuts
Terry Pratchett
Best Beer Mug Sayings By A. Alfred Taubman: There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible. — A. Alfred Taubman
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Gerri Hill: CJ added more beer to her mug. "If I recall correctly, the last verbal directive CJ added more beer to her mug. "If I recall correctly, the last verbal directive we were given was 'don't shoot anyone' when we were in Hoganville. And I do believe I did not fire my weapon." She glanced over at Paige. "But our dear, sweet Paige Riley turned into Annie Oakley. — Gerri Hill
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Guy De Maupassant: Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to drink. — Guy De Maupassant
Best Beer Mug Sayings By Abramelin Keldor: My legion!" Stanley said. "I have achieved an even greater level of mastery! Behold!" He My legion!" Stanley said. "I have achieved an even greater level of mastery! Behold!" He held up his beer mug and pointed the open end toward a nearby palm tree. "Mulciber!" he yelled.
Nothing happened. He shook the beer mug, and held it out once more. "Mulciber!" Once again he intoned the word, but with a slightly different emphasis. Again nothing happened.
"Damn. Mulciber! Mulciber! Mulciber!" Suddenly a large ball of fire erupted from the end of the beer mug, nearly singed Stanley's eyebrows, and flew up into the sky in a large, fiery arc, eventually plunging with a sizzle into the lake. — Abramelin Keldor