Best Dogbert Famous Quotes & Sayings

12 Best Dogbert Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are
Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf.
Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene?
Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf.Dilbert: How can they
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's
Dogbert to Dilbert
"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?
Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dogbert to Dilbert"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All
Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
Dogbert's Motto
Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Dogbert's
If you mine the data hard enough, you can also find messages from God. [Dogbert]Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: If you mine the data hard enough, you can also find messages from God. [Dogbert]
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method.
Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief that because we cannot perceive reality all at once, things called time and cause and effect exist.
Dilbert: That's what I was taught and that's what I believe.
Dogbert: Sounds cultish.
Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method.Dogbert:
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes ... no, wait ...Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round.
How did people steal before computers? - DogbertScott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: How did people steal before computers? - Dogbert
Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the
Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.Scott Adams Best Dogbert Sayings By Scott Adams: Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat.