Bryan Callen Famous Quotes & Sayings

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22 Bryan Callen Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. — Bryan Callen
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Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. — Bryan Callen
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Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better. I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better. — Bryan Callen
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Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Women find men attractive who are aggressive ... but later on, they get worried that Women find men attractive who are aggressive ... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: My parents were really nice to me. My parents were really nice to me. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: As an actor, you're never busy enough. As an actor, you're never busy enough. — Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Sayings By Bryan Callen: There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. — Bryan Callen