Charley Davidson Famous Quotes & Sayings

100 Charley Davidson Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No,
There must be a special, less volcanic portion of hell that was partitioned off and set aside for people who weren't all bad, just a little vindictive. They could call it the drama queen ward. It would be a huge hit.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: There must be a special, less volcanic portion of hell that was partitioned off and
Every night in my dreams, a man appeared from the darkest recesses of my mind, as if he'd been waiting for me to fall asleep. His mouth, full, masculine, would sear my flesh. His tongue, like flames across my skin, would send tiny sparks quaking through my body. Then he would dip south, and the heavens would open and a chorus singing hallelujah would ring out in perfect harmony.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Every night in my dreams, a man appeared from the darkest recesses of my mind,
And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why not cow shit or grasshopper shit? And why don't we give a rat's ass as opposed to a hamster's ass?Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why
I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley Davidson, Grim Reaper and PI].
"Oh, they're fake." He was looking at the plants I had along my windowsill. Either that or my mold problem was getting out of hand. After a long pause I heard, "Those are fake?"
"Yeah, I had to make them look real. A little spray paint, a little lighter fluid, and voila! Fake dying plants."
"Why would you want fake dying plants?" he asked.
"Because if they were all thick and healthy-looking, anyone who knows me would realise they were fake."
"Yeah, but is that really the point?"
"Duh.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley
Reyes and I sat arm in arm in the back of the rented SUV. He seemed relieved. Happy.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Reyes and I sat arm in arm in the back of the rented SUV. He
If he were ever to break up with me, I would so be that stalker ex-girlfriend who stole his underwear and hid in the hedges outside his bedroom window.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: If he were ever to break up with me, I would so be that stalker
Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?"
Her expression softened. "Can you just make sure I'm not around when it happens?"
"No can do," I said, strolling back to my office with a negating wave of my hand. "If I have to suffer, then so does everyone else within a ten-mile radius."
She pursed her lips. "What ever happened to taking one for the team?"
"Was never much of a team player."
"Sacrificing yourself for the greater good?"
"Not that into human sacrifice."
"Suffering in silence?"
I stopped and turned back to her, my eyes narrowing accusingly. "If I have to suffer, I'll be screaming your name at the top of my lungs the whole time. You'll be able to hear me all the way to Jersey, mark my words."
- Charley to Cookie
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?"Her expression softened. "Can you just make sure I'm not
The rush of adrenaline helped. Not a lot. I still needed a caffeine fix, but at least I was awake enough to realize I quite possibly had my underwear on inside out. Something didn't feel right down yonder.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: The rush of adrenaline helped. Not a lot. I still needed a caffeine fix, but
A wicked grin crinkled one corner of his mouth as he secured another sticky note on the door before shutting it in my face.
I blinked, then read the note.
Use the key.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: A wicked grin crinkled one corner of his mouth as he secured another sticky note
Hey," the man said, raising his hands in surrender, "I don't have any issues with you, Farrow. You know that."
"Then we have an understanding, but just in case you're thinking of somehow repeating history and trying to control me through her," he said, arching a brow in warning, "do you remember how fast I am? How deadly?"
Navarra nodded without hesitation.
Reyes leaned toward him and raised his own hand to cover part of his mouth as though telling a secret. "She's faster.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Hey," the man said, raising his hands in surrender, "I don't have any issues with
The FBI had finally wised up and put Charley Davidson on the task of bringing a killer to justice. Because that's what Charley did. Brought killers to justice. She also found lost dogs, exposed cheating spouses, and tracked down the occasional skip. And she rarely referred to herself in the third person.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: The FBI had finally wised up and put Charley Davidson on the task of bringing
I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half certain he said, "Where the foock are ya goin'?"
Uncle Bob jumped. I must've turned on my GPS.
"You have to tahn the foock around. You're in the middle of foockin' nowhere."
"What the hell is that?" Uncle Bob asked, almost swerving off the road.
"Sorry, it's Ozzy." I grabbed my phone and turned down the volume. "He's so demanding." I pushed a few buttons to turn off the app, then put the phone to my ear. "Sweet, buttermilk pancakes, Ozzy, you have to stop calling me. You're a married man!" I pretended to hang up, then rolled my eyes. "Rock stars.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his
Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been
I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
Have you slept yet?'
'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.'
'Didn't you drive there?'
'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'
- Charley & Cookie
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive
He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and
We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt
I was busy perusing the suicide notes and waiting for Belvedere's water to finish its treatment when I heard a thud from Cookie's office. Then a mousy squeak. The a throaty moan.
"Cookie," I said, wiggling my fingers at Belvedere to get him acquainted to with our strange ways, "are you masturbating?"
"No, I got a paper cut."
Oh, I didn't see that coming.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I was busy perusing the suicide notes and waiting for Belvedere's water to finish its
Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. "I can't move my legs."
I snorted. "You can't move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You're dead.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. "I can't move my legs."I snorted.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do anywhere. It poses the deepest questions in the universe. It generates emotion. It elicits empathy, promotes learning, creates an intellect you simply cannot get from any other medium. For me, it is air.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you
Charley Davidson, Private Investigator, Because No One Is Better At Investigating Your PrivatesDarynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Charley Davidson, Private Investigator, Because No One Is Better At Investigating Your Privates
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness
My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.
- Charley Davidson
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back
I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badlyDarynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
When I'm not scouring through the backstreets of every city in the state, I keep an eye on the girl. My girl.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: When I'm not scouring through the backstreets of every city in the state, I keep
The dreams continue for over a month. Each reveals a new facet of her personality. One night, she is wild and unpredictable. The next, she is shy or giggly or coy. She laughs and growls and bites and sucks.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: The dreams continue for over a month. Each reveals a new facet of her personality.
I noticed you tore down Donovan's house."
He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. "He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I noticed you tore down Donovan's house."He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine.
What other secrets are you hiding behind those sparkling eyes?"
He grinned. "You have my heart. That's where I hide all my secrets."
"Then I guess I don't have the key."
"Are you kidding? You forged the key.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: What other secrets are you hiding behind those sparkling eyes?"He grinned. "You have my heart.
I could fight a dozen hounds from hell, I could bring down the son of Satan with a word, but put me in the ring with a psychotic chick, and I go down in the first.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I could fight a dozen hounds from hell, I could bring down the son of
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It's a terrific lesson in economy and precession.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It's a
Few things in life are as surprising as having your husband, the man you gave your heart and soul to, throw you off a 350-foot building. I should know.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Few things in life are as surprising as having your husband, the man you gave
SARC- is my second favorite -ASM wordDarynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: SARC- is my second favorite -ASM word
That's the thing about things. They tend to happen.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: That's the thing about things. They tend to happen.
He'd been in surgery for-like-ever, then in recovery, but they put him in a room because, despite the amount of blood loss, his wounds were no longer life threatening. "You here to get in my pants?" he asked.
"You're not wearing any pants," I reminded him. "You're wearing a girly gown with a built-in ass ventilator.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: He'd been in surgery for-like-ever, then in recovery, but they put him in a room
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the
Gemma," I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, "now I can't scare her. You can't go around telling people about me.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Gemma," I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, "now I can't scare her.
Rey'azikeen."
He'd offered me one last glance and winked a microsecond before he was gone.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Rey'azikeen."He'd offered me one last glance and winked a microsecond before he was gone.
I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated. - T-SHIRTDarynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of
And just how, exactly, do you feed off the souls of humans? Is it like a vitamin-deficiency thing?Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: And just how, exactly, do you feed off the souls of humans? Is it like
I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every
Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
I've loved her for centuries," he said. "And I will love her until the stars burn out."
"Well, okay then," I said, leaning into him. "That's all you had to say."
He stilled when he realized for certain that I knew. That I had all my memories back. The relief I felt from him melted me. His emotions were overwhelming.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I've loved her for centuries," he said. "And I will love her until the stars
He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all,
You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn't imagine why.
"Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out."
"The interest alone is going to kill you."
"What do you charge?"
"Three hundred eighty-seven percent."
"Is that ethical?"
"It's as ethical as my dating the son of Satan.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving
But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally."
"And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson."
Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son
Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.
Amber, you could never embarrass me."
"Never?" she asked.
"Never."
"One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her if she wanted the regular or the super-absorbent tampons. I added that, according to the box, the super-absorbent were for those heavy days. Then I asked her to rate her heaviness on a scale of one to ten."
"Okay, you could."
"Then while we were standing in line, I asked her why she was buying three boxes of Summer's Eve in the middle of winter."
I set her at arm's length. "Wow."
"I know, right? I had no idea a person could turn so red.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Amber, you could never embarrass me.""Never?" she asked."Never.""One time, I yelled across the store to
I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn't ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only
A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish
Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her ... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her ...
And he was damned nice to look at, even when he scowled. In fact, if I were totally honest, that scowl only added to the allure that was Reyes Farrow. Damn it. When I scowled, I looked constipated. Leave it to the son of Satan to turn a scowl into the stuff of fantasies.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: And he was damned nice to look at, even when he scowled. In fact, if
I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley DavidsonDarynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to
Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need a safe word."
His grin morphed into something wickedly charming. "Okay, how about, 'Oh, my god, it's so big.'"
Laughter burst out of me before I could stop it. Not that it wasn't. "That would be a safe phrase, but okay." I thought about it, then said, "How about 'Is that all you've got?
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need
Time-out," I said. He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. "You're putting me in time-out?"
"Yes," I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips.
"If I don't go, do I get a spanking?
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Time-out," I said. He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. "You're
She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. "He should take you to dinner."
To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard.
I told Taft when I recovered, "Just please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon."
"And stop dating skanks.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. "He should take you to dinner."
They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I
No one could have survived that fall. Not even a supernatural being. Not even the son of Satan. He lay there, unmoving, and I could not wrap my head around it.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: No one could have survived that fall. Not even a supernatural being. Not even the
Carson," she said when she picked up. I liked it. Clear. Concise. To the point.
I decided to try it myself. "Davidson."
A loud sigh filtered to me. "Charley, you called me. You can't just say Davidson."
"What are you, the phone greeting police?
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Carson," she said when she picked up. I liked it. Clear. Concise. To the point.I
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated.
Charley
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a
Does Uncle Bob have anything?"
"I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I
Wait." I looked around. "How did you get here?"
"I ran."
I reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone. Scrolling through his menu, I said, "You called a cab."
"But I ran to the cab when it got to the cemetery.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Wait." I looked around. "How did you get here?""I ran."I reached into his pocket and
It pained me to imagine who she would have become, given the chance. For the life to be ripped away from someone so young just seemed so terribly, terribly unfair. "Because you're going to die soon." On second thought, maybe she was better off. Away from other people and most sharp objects. I had a sneaking suspicion she would have become a serial killer. Or a telemarketer. Either way.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: It pained me to imagine who she would have become, given the chance. For the
My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.
I'm not good at cocking guns.
Really? Did she not know me at all?
I texted her back.
You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie.
Know the cock.
Be the cock.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.I'm not good at cocking guns.Really? Did
There is a fine line between love and hate, or haven't you heard? Sometimes it's hard to decipher exactly which emotion is strongest."
I raised my chin. "I don't love you either."
He lowered his head and watched me from underneath his dark lashes. "Are you certain? Because the emotion pouring out of you every time I'm near you is certainly not disinterest."
"That doesn't mean it's love."
"It could be, I promise you. Take off that sweater and give me ten minutes, and you'll believe beyond a shadow of a doubt you're in love.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: There is a fine line between love and hate, or haven't you heard? Sometimes it's
I watched as Reyes fell, a scream I couldn't hear wrenched from my throat as I waited for him to do something. For him to react. To save himself. It was Reyes, after all. He could do anything.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I watched as Reyes fell, a scream I couldn't hear wrenched from my throat as
I don't know. You just seem different now. Distant. Like you have PTSD.
I knew from where I spoke. My TSD got P'd when I was tortured by a monster named Earl.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I don't know. You just seem different now. Distant. Like you have PTSD.I knew from
Did you really think that when I learned my celestial name, I'd leave? I'd forget all about you?"
"You did leave. You did forget all about me."
"That's different."
"The pain was just real."
He wrapped his arms around me and squeezed as though his life depended on it.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Did you really think that when I learned my celestial name, I'd leave? I'd forget
I felt like the girl who showed up at a formal dinner party in jeans and a Pink Floyd T-shirt. Probably 'cause I did that once.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I felt like the girl who showed up at a formal dinner party in jeans
My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had
I was more than willing to put aside the Charley Davidson Book of Etiquette and Mud Wrestling if it resulted in earth-shattering orgasms.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I was more than willing to put aside the Charley Davidson Book of Etiquette and
Where have you been?"
I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Where have you been?"I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one
Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and carefree. The next we were attached at the crotchDarynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet.
I didn't realize until I locked the door to my apartment and leaned against it, panting that my cheeks were covered in frozen tears. I was such an idiot. And my heart hurt. Bad. Every beat sent an ache rocketing through my body. I was having a heart attack. Or, more likely, my heart had just broken.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I didn't realize until I locked the door to my apartment and leaned against it,
And you practically raped that biker guy, which, by the way, what the fuck was that about? Scraping the bottom of the barrel there, Charles."
"And that barrel is hot." I looked down at Artemis. "And Donovan's genuine. He would sell me to the highest bidder for a carburetor, and we both know it.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: And you practically raped that biker guy, which, by the way, what the fuck was
Gemma Davidson," she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt.
"Where are you?" I asked.
"Who is this?"
"Elvis."
"What time is it?"
"Hammer time?"
"Charley."
"Did you text me? Did your car break down?"
"No and no. Why are you doing this to me?" She was funny.
"Check your cell."
I heard a loud, sleepy sigh, some rustling of sheets, then, "It won't come on."
"Not at all?"
"No. What did you do to it?"
"I ate it for breakfast. Check the battery compartment."
"Where the hell is that?"
"Um, behind the battery door."
"Are you punking me?" I heard her fumbling with the phone.
"Gem, if I was going to punk you, I wouldn't simply turn off your phone. I would pour honey in your hair while you slept. Or, you know, something like that."
"That was you?" she asked, appalled.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Gemma Davidson," she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt. "Where are you?" I
I think I met your friend Charley."
"You ... did? When?"
"When I looked in the mirror this morning."
She stood in disbelief for a moment. Then astonishment. Then doubt. Then hope. Then wariness. Aka, the five stages of Cookie.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I think I met your friend Charley.""You ... did? When?""When I looked in the mirror
How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: How would you like your eggs?"I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his
Is that what you think? That I follow you around to keep your ass out of trouble?"
"If so, you're not very good at your job."
A huge smile spread across his face. "True enough. So what's eating you? Because, sadly, it's not me.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: Is that what you think? That I follow you around to keep your ass out
My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius
I looked up into the glittering depths of his mahagony irises. A soft line had formed between his brows as he studied me, and I realized for the thousandth time I could not read him. Not like I could most people. I felt emotion roiling within him, but i was jumbled, chaotic, a mixture of desire and concern and regret.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I looked up into the glittering depths of his mahagony irises. A soft line had
I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you."
He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone."
"I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist,"
I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste,
I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a
One day, I'm going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson."
I had no idea she was into anal.
Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: One day, I'm going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson."I had no
If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.
That woman could not make toast.
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me."
"I can't go with you."
"Is it because of my questionable morals?"
"No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school."
"Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?
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This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn't they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their dads and uncles solve case didn't exist?
It was books. It was television shows and movies. They had desensitized the world.
Damn writers.
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?"
"I never liked you."
Oh, right. He had a point.
Garreth & Charley
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Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. "What have you got?"
"Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy.
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I essentially killed those men. Am I slated for hell?"
He stepped to me. Put his fingers underneath my chin. Raised it until our gazes locked. "You're a god, Dutch. And the reaper. You don't get slated. You are the slate.
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With a deep regret, I wiggled out from under him despite his sleepy protests and grabbed articles of clothing as I tiptoed to his door. What amazing willpower I had. What fantastic self-control. I'd come over for one reason, and everything but that reason seemed to be resolved. When I reached the door, I saw what looked like another note. But this was his door, not mine. I peeled it off, then angled it until I could read it by the light of the fire.
Is that all you've got?
With a smile spreading slowly across my face, I dropped everything I'd just picked up and went back for more.
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You are the worst greeter in the history of greeters ever. In the history. Of time. And greeters." "Greeter? You think I'm a greeter?" Talk about a demotion. "Yes. To the other side?" She pointed up. "Dude, calling me a greeter is like calling Saint Peter a ticket taker.Darynda Jones Charley Davidson Sayings By Darynda Jones: You are the worst greeter in the history of greeters ever. In the history. Of
Cookie&Charley Coffee moments:
"You did your dishes with shampoo?"
"It was either that or my apricot body scrub."
"No, good call. A little shampoo won't hurt you.
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You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard."
"Seriously?"
He nodded. "Maybe you shouldn't have been trying to make out with him," he suggested.
How did he know that? "I was kissing him good-bye."
He snorted and exchanged glances with the nurse. "That's not what it looked like to me."
Probably not. But what happened? Could Reyes Farrow take control over me even from a freaking coma? I was doomed.
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Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in.
"Right there with ya.
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