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13 Common Sense Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Common Sense Funny Sayings By Martin Amis: Let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's Let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They have no common sense, either, and shouldn't be trusted with anything. — Martin Amis
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Common Sense Funny Sayings By Charles Dickens: Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex. — Charles Dickens
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Common Sense Funny Sayings By David Lodge: As is perhaps obvious, Morris Zapp had no great esteem for his fellow-labourers in the As is perhaps obvious, Morris Zapp had no great esteem for his fellow-labourers in the vineyards of literature. They seemed to him vague, fickle, irresponsible creatures, who wallowed in relativism like hippopotami in mud, with their nostrils barely protruding into the air of common-sense. They happily tolerated the existence of opinions contrary to their own - they even, for God's sake, sometimes changed their minds. Their pathetic attempts at profundity were qualified out of existence and largely interrogative in mode. They liked to begin a paper with some formula like, 'I want to raise some questions about so-and-so', and seemed to think they had done their intellectual duty by merely raising them. This manoeuvre drove Morris Zapp insane. Any damn fool, he maintained, could think of questions; it was answers that separated the men from the boys. — David Lodge
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Common Sense Funny Sayings By Ian Strang: The Law of Logical Insanity: Anything that can easily be explained using common sense and The Law of Logical Insanity: Anything that can easily be explained using common sense and rational thought is probably too simplistic and therefore false and untrue. — Ian Strang
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Common Sense Funny Sayings By Pseudonymous Bosch: Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other. — Pseudonymous Bosch
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Common Sense Funny Sayings By Gary Hopkins: Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all ... — Gary Hopkins
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Common Sense Funny Sayings By Albert Einstein: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. — Albert Einstein
Common Sense Funny Sayings By Patricia C. Wrede: Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so it is his own fault if he has not got sense enough to see which way the wind is blowing. — Patricia C. Wrede
Common Sense Funny Sayings By Bertrand Russell: John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell
Common Sense Funny Sayings By Linda Howard: She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe. — Linda Howard
Common Sense Funny Sayings By Lyn Gala: You might want to stop with the threats before my heart gives out.""You look healthy You might want to stop with the threats before my heart gives out."
"You look healthy enough."
"And you look sane. Imagine that," Stunt shot right back. His common sense kicked in about a second too late to save him from his mouth, and there was a long silence. Insulting the man holding you at gunpoint showed a real lack of common sense. Insulting him and then not being able to see the reaction because your back was turned and he'd gone utterly silent was so very much worse. — Lyn Gala
Common Sense Funny Sayings By Robin Sacredfire: It's funny when so many people I meet tell me that I'm a complicated and It's funny when so many people I meet tell me that I'm a complicated and mysterious person they can't understand. The problem isn't in me but in them. When I say something, I do it. The problem is that they don't believe I will, and they don't believe anyone can do what I say I will. That's their confusion. But actually, I'm a simple person, as I always match my own words. That's how you must see it. Just cut through "common sense" and move forward, and achieve! Let others worry about the how. — Robin Sacredfire
Common Sense Funny Sayings By Casey Clipper: Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper