Correspondents Dinner Famous Quotes & Sayings
15 Correspondents Dinner Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
It is an absurd and silly notion that international credit must be limited to the quantity of gold dug up out of the ground. Was there ever such mumbo-jumbo among sensible and reasonable men?— Liaquat Ahamed

Ah! These commercial interests— Joseph Conrad
spoiling the finest life under the sun. Why must the sea be used for trade
and for war as well? ... It would have been so much nicer just to sail about, with here and there a port and a bit of land to stretch one's legs on, buy a few books and get a change of cooking for a while.

Ninety per cent of my family are hairdressers, and the other 10% are construction workers.— Alessia Cara

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.— Stephen Colbert
(Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)

If you have an argument with someone and you sulk, sometimes you don't want to speak to them. But it is important to keep your friends close to you and do the right things.— Jermain Defoe

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. French. Pascal. The heart has its reasons, whereof reason knows nothing.— Madeleine L'Engle

Affection can no more spoil a child than the sun could be put out by a bucket of gasoline.— L. Ron Hubbard

If it doesn't challenge you, it will not change you.— Tamika L. Sims

Every year, the White House Correspondents' Dinner inspires two competing varieties of coverage: celebrity-obsessed fawning and angry tirades about how it represents everything twisted about our broken democracy. It doesn't, really.— Alex Pareene

Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years.— David Letterman

All those years I'd drifted along too glassy and insulated for any kind of reality to push through: a delirium which had spun me along on its slow, relaxed wave since childhood, high and lying on the shag carpet in Vegas laughing at the ceiling fan, only I wasn't laughing any more, Rip van Winkle wincing and holding his head on the ground about a hundred years too late.— Donna Tartt

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.— Kevin Hart

Commenting on print journalism at the Commenting on print journalism at the White House Correspondents' Dinner: "Thanks to Obamacare, millions of Americans can visit a doctor's office and see what a print magazine actually looks like.— Joel McHale

I get notes posted on my windscreen wipers and through my letterbox.— Zoe Sugg
