Crazy But Not Stupid Famous Quotes & Sayings

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58 Crazy But Not Stupid Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Rodman Philbrick: Shut up!" I say, holding my hands to my ears. "Shut up!"But the stupid gummy Shut up!" I say, holding my hands to my ears. "Shut up!"
But the stupid gummy won't shut up; he's trying to tell me something important even though I'm covering my ears and I don't want to hear it and I don't want to think about who I am or what's wrong with me or why I'm out here at the edge of the Urb, at the edge of the known world, listening to some old mope who's so crazy, he think about the future when everyone knows that the future doesn't exist. — Rodman Philbrick
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Carolyn Brown: They didn't want to get too close to the crazy woman, since scientists hadn't yet They didn't want to get too close to the crazy woman, since scientists hadn't yet proved whether crazy, like stupid, is inherited or contagious.
The — Carolyn Brown
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Debra Anastasia: There, that's better. I want to do this with you looking as God made you. There, that's better. I want to do this with you looking as God made you. Shannon whatever-your-middle-name-is Tinker, I've never been normal. Not one single day on this planet. But last night? When you clapped for joy at my newfound, piss-soaked balls? My heart stopped. I couldn't even think - my mind stalled. I have never seen anything more beautiful than your face in the moonlight as you clapped for my crazy. Please, let's be stupid together, stupid for each other, stupid for the rest of our lives. Be my queen, officially. With you here, even this tremendous dung pile looks like a kingdom to me. — Debra Anastasia
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Lori Lansens: Uncle Stash said you didn't have to be crazy to to do something stupid, just Uncle Stash said you didn't have to be crazy to to do something stupid, just young. — Lori Lansens
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Karen Chance: I was the dhampir daughter of the family patriarch, the little known stain on an I was the dhampir daughter of the family patriarch, the little known stain on an otherwise immaculate record. Louis-Cesare, on the other hand, was vamp royalty. The only Child of Mircea's younger, and far stranger, brother Radu, he was a first-level master
the highest and rarest vampire rank.
A month ago, the prince and the pariah had crossed paths because we had one thing in common: we were very good at killing things. And Mircea's bug-eyed crazy brother Vlad had needed killing if anyone ever had. The collaboration hadn't exactly been stress free, but to my surprise, we eventually sorted things out and got the job done. By the end, I'd even started to think that it was kind of nice, having someone to watch my back for a change.
Sometimes, I could be really stupid. — Karen Chance
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Nalini Singh: Elena: I guess a dying woman can be stupid if she wants. I'm crazy about Elena: I guess a dying woman can be stupid if she wants. I'm crazy about you, Archangel. You scare the shit out of me at times, but I want to dance with you anyway. — Nalini Singh
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Ian Dunbar: With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things. — Ian Dunbar
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By J.D. Salinger: It's everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so - I don't know - not It's everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so - I don't know - not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless and - sad-making. And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much only in a different way. — J.D. Salinger
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Nelle L'Amour: Men are stupid; women are crazy. And women are crazy because men are stupid. Men are stupid; women are crazy. And women are crazy because men are stupid. — Nelle L'Amour
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Katherine Applegate: I've always believed that to some extent you get to decide for yourself what your I've always believed that to some extent you get to decide for yourself what your life will be like. You can either look at the world and say "Oh, isn't it all so tragic, so grim, so awful." Or you can look at the world and decide that it's mostly funny.
If you step back far enough from the details, everything gets funny. You say war is tragic. I say, isn't it crazy the way people will fight over nothing? People fight wars to control crappy little patches of empty desert, for crying out loud. It's like fighting over an empty soda can. It's not so much tragic as it is ridiculous. Asinine! Stupid!
You say, isn't it terrible about global warming? And I say, no, it's funny. We're going to bring on global warming because we ran too many leaky air conditioners? We used too much spray deodorant, so now we'll be doomed to sweat forever? That's not sad. That's irony. — Katherine Applegate
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Walt Whitman: This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body. — Walt Whitman
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Kiersten White: So, thanks," Vivian said."For what?" I looked up at her, confused."For being stupid enough to So, thanks," Vivian said.
"For what?" I looked up at her, confused.
"For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn't help but love you, too — Kiersten White
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Penn Jillette: I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are two different things. Ideas can be stupid and crazy, and the people who hold those ideas are not necessarily stupid and crazy. — Penn Jillette
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Anton Szandor LaVey: Yeah, well, I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid, hopefully. And I think we're all a Yeah, well, I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid, hopefully. And I think we're all a bit crazy if we do anything that's deviant. I've studied a great deal on deviance and aberrant behavior. Most of the interesting people I've ever met have been deviant in one form or another. — Anton Szandor LaVey
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Chuck Palahniuk: The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn't know they were stupid. The The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn't know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people. — Chuck Palahniuk
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Jackie Chan: I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. — Jackie Chan
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Rachel Sharp: Possibly this is some demonstration of how amazing the human brain is, adjusting and readjusting Possibly this is some demonstration of how amazing the human brain is, adjusting and readjusting reality, plugging up potential crazy with a handy coping mechanism. As for myself, I think it demonstrates that the human brain is made of recycled monkey bits and pure, unadulterated stupid. — Rachel Sharp
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Hunter Hayes: I've got some crazy, stupid big goals. I really wanna headline arenas. I wanna have I've got some crazy, stupid big goals. I really wanna headline arenas. I wanna have such a big crew that we've got to have 20 or 30 buses on the road because that's how big the show we're putting on is. — Hunter Hayes
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Thea Harrison: Ah, well. You can't fix stupid. And you can't heal crazy. Ah, well. You can't fix stupid. And you can't heal crazy. — Thea Harrison
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Kyle Chandler: I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love with her since 'Boogie Nights.' But also, 'The Big Lebowski.' — Kyle Chandler
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Avril Lavigne: I'm very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid I'm very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I'm like a 35-year-old. I have a house. I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions. — Avril Lavigne
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Antony Hegarty: Every interview is as much an impression of the journalist as it is the artist Every interview is as much an impression of the journalist as it is the artist or subject. You look at interviews and you see a portrait of two people. The worst thing that can happen is if you're misquoted and then that quote is misquoted. That does drive one crazy. The most embarrassing thing is when your words are misrepresented or sometimes you say something stupid and you live to regret it. — Antony Hegarty
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Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Robert Kirkman: The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers ... — Robert Kirkman
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By George Friedman: Constraint theory asks: What is the price for doing this? Now one way around constraint Constraint theory asks: What is the price for doing this? Now one way around constraint theory is declaring your enemy crazy. Crazy and stupid are not concepts used in forecasting. When people say they're really stupid or they're crazy, that's laziness. That means I don't want to think through their position or about what they're really going to do. — George Friedman
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Nicholas Chong: And Vicky also told her sister that all girls at the Health Centre considered that And Vicky also told her sister that all girls at the Health Centre considered that men were born crazy, if not down-right stupid.They were prepared to do crazy things & pay high prices just to prove how "macho" they were, when it came to young pretty girls. And the sisters tittered with laughter at the thought of the old men who enjoyed drinking Phyllis' urine & the young men who ate cucumber sandwiches filled with her excrement. And thus Vicky told Phyllis that although one should not take candy off children, it was quite in order to take money off crazy & stupid rich men.[MMT] — Nicholas Chong
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Gerhard Richter: There is sorrow, but I hope one can see that it is sorrow for the There is sorrow, but I hope one can see that it is sorrow for the people who died so young and so crazy, for nothing. I have respect for them, but also for their wishes, or for the power of their wishes. Because they tried to change the stupid things in the world. — Gerhard Richter
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Tahereh Mafi: Maybe I was crazy to consider it, but I'd always hoped that if I were Maybe I was crazy to consider it, but I'd always hoped that if I were a good enough girl, if I did everything right, if I said the right things or said nothing at all - I thought my parents would change their minds. I thought they would finally listen when I tried to talk. I thought they would give me a chance. I thought they might finally love me. I always had that stupid hope. — Tahereh Mafi
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Francis Chan: Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us to think we have the right to limit God to something we are capable of comprehending. What a stunted, insignificant god that would be! If my mind is the size of a soda can and God is the size of all the oceans, it would be stupid for me to say He is only the small amount of water I can scoop into my little can. God is so much bigger, so far beyond our time-encased, air/food/sleep-dependent lives. — Francis Chan
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Lev Grossman: Maybe she was crazy, but she wasn't stupid. She'd seen Terminator 2. She wasn't going Maybe she was crazy, but she wasn't stupid. She'd seen Terminator 2. She wasn't going out like Sarah Connor. — Lev Grossman
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Elliot Chaze: Jeepie said that was why I was always a little bugs the first few days Jeepie said that was why I was always a little bugs the first few days after they let me out of solitary confinement. He said solitary itself was nothing but a room and a cot and you; and the room was a blank to begin with and a blank was comfortable as being asleep or dead. But that if you began filling the room with crazy thoughts you came out of it crazy. Jeepie said perhaps my biggest trouble was I could never forget I'd been to school: "They've taught you that to think is to be smart but my friend there's times when it's smart to be stupid."

But no one's immune to thinking. Try drawing a blank for any length of time, emptying your head of everything and still you land on a color, a shape, a personality, a grievance. I can sit here on this cot in my cell and stare at the plaster wall, go absolutely limp in my head, and the story, the story of Virginia and me is there in the plaster. — Elliot Chaze
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Stephen King: I had worked for a newspaper of sorts, word got around, and I became editor I had worked for a newspaper of sorts, word got around, and I became editor of our local school newspaper, The Drum. I don't recall being given any choice in this matter; I think I was simply appointed. My second-in-command, Danny Emond, had even less interest in the paper than I did. Danny just liked the idea that Room 4, where we did our work, was near the girls' bathroom. "Someday I'll just go crazy and hack my way in there, Steve," he told me on more than one occasion. "Hack, hack, hack." Once he added, perhaps in an effort to justify himself: "The prettiest girls in school pull up their skirts in there." This struck me as so fundamentally stupid it might actually be wise, like a Zen Koan or an early story by John Updike. — Stephen King
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Thea Harrison: What had he called himself? A stupid, crazy, illogical, senseless, rampantly jealous ass. Damn right, What had he called himself? A stupid, crazy, illogical, senseless, rampantly jealous ass. Damn right, he was a stupid ass ...
Wait, that wasn't the relevant part she should remember. — Thea Harrison
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Emma Stone: I love improv. 'Crazy, Stupid, Love,' the script was really great, but the directors were I love improv. 'Crazy, Stupid, Love,' the script was really great, but the directors were open to letting you try different things. And that felt like a muscle I hadn't exercised in a really long time. — Emma Stone
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Leif Garrett: I did plenty of crazy stuff, but I did a lot of charity stuff. You I did plenty of crazy stuff, but I did a lot of charity stuff. You can't stop. You want to continue to taste, and sometimes that's crazy, stupid things. — Leif Garrett
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Walt Whitman: Stand up for the Crazy and Stupid Stand up for the Crazy and Stupid — Walt Whitman
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By John Carroll Lynch: My crazy fear is I'm always afraid my keys are going to fall down a My crazy fear is I'm always afraid my keys are going to fall down a subway grate when I walk over it. I'm afraid they're going to jump out of my pocket and fall down. Isn't that stupid? — John Carroll Lynch
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Cher: I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things. I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things. — Cher
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Alasdair Gray: At last she interrupted with a harsh rattle of laughter. "Oh, yes, I like this At last she interrupted with a harsh rattle of laughter. "Oh, yes, I like this book! Crazy hopes of a glamorous, rich, colorful life and then abduction, rape, slavery. That book, at least, is true."
"It is not true. It is a male sex fantasy."
"And life for most women is just that, a performance in a male sex fantasy. The stupid ones don't notice, they've been trained for it since they were babies, so they're happy. And of course the writer of that book made things obvious by speeding them up. What happens to the Blandish girl in a few weeks takes a lifetime for the rest of us. — Alasdair Gray
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Julio Cortazar: I envy Johnny and at the same time I get sore as hell watching him I envy Johnny and at the same time I get sore as hell watching him destroy himself, misusing his gifts, and the stupid accumulation of nonsense the pressure of his life requires. I think that if Johnny could straighten out his life, not even sacrificing heroin, if he could pilot that plane better, maybe he'd end up worse, maybe go crazy altogether, or die, but not without having played it to the depth, what he's looking for in those sad a posteriori monlogues, in his retelling of great, fascinating experiences which, however, stop right there, in the middle of the road. And all this I back up with my own cowardice, and maybe basically I want Johnny to wind up all at once like a nova that explodes into a thousand pieces and turns astronomers into idiots for a whole week, and then one can go off to sleep and tomorrow is another day. — Julio Cortazar
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Shannon L. Alder: The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all the stupid things we do because of a damaged prefrontal cortex. However, the best part is seeing someone completely sane do the exact same things, without a valid excuse. This is the great equalizer of God and his little gift for all us crazy people to enjoy. — Shannon L. Alder
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Leigh Bardugo: The Darkling will hunt you for the rest of your days.""Then you and I will The Darkling will hunt you for the rest of your days."
"Then you and I will have something in common, won't we? Besides, I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important."
Mal crossed his arms and considered the privateer. "I can't decide if you're crazy or stupid."
"I have so many good qualities," Sturmhond said. "It can be hard to choose. — Leigh Bardugo
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Chuck Palahniuk: I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world. You I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world. You don't care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid ad bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility. — Chuck Palahniuk
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Steven Pressfield: Stay stupid. Follow your unconventional, crazy heart. Stay stupid. Follow your unconventional, crazy heart. — Steven Pressfield
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Peter S. Beagle: I feel a whole country growing inside me, thousands of years, millions of people, stupid, I feel a whole country growing inside me, thousands of years, millions of people, stupid, crazy, shrewd people, and all of them me. I never felt like that before, I never felt that there was anything inside me, even myself. — Peter S. Beagle
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Fernando Pessoa: I'm not impressed should someone tell me that a certain man I consider crazy or I'm not impressed should someone tell me that a certain man I consider crazy or stupid surpasses a common man in many achievements and particulars of life. Epileptics have amazing strength when they go into seizure; paranoiacs have an ability to reason that few normal men can match; religious maniacs bring multitudes of believers together as few (if any) demagogues can, and with a force of conviction that the latter can't inspire in their followers. And all that this proves is that craziness is craziness. I prefer a defeat that knows the beauty of flowers to a victory in the desert, full of blindness in the soul, alone with its isolated nothingness. — Fernando Pessoa
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Penn Jillette: Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people. We have no proof that the bad, stupid crazy people who have planted bombs in the past few years used the phone much for their stupid bad crimes, let alone logged on the Internet. Yet when those kind of bad things happen nowadays, the government tries to do bad things to phones and the Net. The phones and the Internet are just good smart things, and the government should leave them alone. You have to watch the government all the time on everything. Thomas Jefferson didn't say that, but he said something very close to that. — Penn Jillette
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Henry Thomas: Of course there have been times I regretted being the kid in 'E.T.' My world Of course there have been times I regretted being the kid in 'E.T.' My world went completely crazy. I was that stupid kind of famous, where you can't go anywhere. — Henry Thomas
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Lauren Oliver: For a second we just stand there in silence. Then, suddenly, Alex is back,easy and For a second we just stand there in silence. Then, suddenly, Alex is back,
easy and smiling again. "I left a note for you one time. In the Governor's fist, you
know?"
I left a note for you one time. It's impossible, too crazy to think about, and I
hear myself repeating, "You left a note for me?"
"I'm pretty sure it said something stupid. Just hi, and a smiley face, and my
name. But then you stopped coming." He shrugs. "It's probably still there. The
note, I mean. Probably just a bit of paper pulp by now. — Lauren Oliver
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Miranda Kenneally: Ty:Damn, he's fine.Damn, he's a good quarterback.Damn, he's nice and sweet.Damn, he's a good kisser.Damn, Ty:
Damn, he's fine.
Damn, he's a good quarterback.
Damn, he's nice and sweet.
Damn, he's a good kisser.
Damn, he's buff.
Damn, he's great to his family.
Damn, now that I know about Henry,
I'm not sure Ty and I are right for each other.
Henry:
I love the way his curls flop around and hang across his forehead.
I love how he never just lets me win. I have to earn it.
I love how he touches me just because.
I love his loyalty.
I love how when we sleep head-to-toe,
he always finds a reason to sleep head-to-head instead.
I love his unconditional support.
I love his spontaneity and crazy sense of humor.
I love his stupid dances.
I love....him. — Miranda Kenneally
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By M.F. Moonzajer: We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them. — M.F. Moonzajer
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Mary Gaitskill: The place Joanne is building inside [herself] has rooms for all of this. Not just The place Joanne is building inside [herself] has rooms for all of this. Not just rooms. Beautiful ones. For Karl and Jerry and Karen and Nate in his cowboy hat and the hot-tub guy and movie directors and old-lady healers and people trying to love their asses and people who think they're stupid for it. In these rooms, each thing that looks crazy or stupid will be like a drawing you give your mother, regarded with complete acceptance and put on the wall. Not because it is good but because it is trying to understand something. In these rooms, there will be understanding. In these rooms, each madness and stupidity will be unfolded from its knot and smoothed with loving hands until the true thing inside lies revealed. — Mary Gaitskill
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Cheryl Strayed: People die because they want who they want. They do all kinds of crazy, stupid, People die because they want who they want. They do all kinds of crazy, stupid, sweet, tender, amazing, self-destructive things. You aren't going to make anyone "see the light and realize that what they're doing is wrong." You just aren't. — Cheryl Strayed
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By J.D. Salinger: That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. — J.D. Salinger
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By J.D. Salinger: It isn't just Wally. It could be a girl, for goodness' sake. I mean if It isn't just Wally. It could be a girl, for goodness' sake. I mean if he were a girl - somebody in my dorm, for example, - he'd have been painting scenery in some stock company all summer. Or bicycled through wales. Or taken an apartment in New York and worked for a magazine or an advertising company. It's everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so - I don't know, not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid, necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless and - sad-making.
And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much as everybody else, only in a different way. — J.D. Salinger
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Michael Thomas Ford: I'm not even sure I want kids, by the way, even if I'm not the I'm not even sure I want kids, by the way, even if I'm not the one who has to be pregnant. It seems too risky. I mean, what if you end up with a kid that's just plain bad? Or stupid? It's not like you can give it away or put it in a garage sale or something. You're pretty much stuck with it for a long time.
I know now they have all these tests they can do so you can find out if your kid has three arms or is retarded or whatever, but you can't test for everything. You can't test for crazy, for example, or for bad taste in music and clothes and stuff. You can't know if your kid is going to be someone you would actually want to have hanging around. You just have to take your chances. That seems like a pretty big gamble to me. — Michael Thomas Ford
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Sherman Alexie: You meet me after school right here", I said."Why?" he asked.I couldn't believe he was You meet me after school right here", I said.
"Why?" he asked.
I couldn't believe he was so stupid.
"Because we're going to finish this fight."
"You're crazy," Roger said.
He got to his feet and walked away. His gang stared at me like I was a serail killer, and they followed their leader.
I was absolutely confused.
I had followed the rules of fighting. i had behaved exactly the way I was supposed to behave. But these white boys had ignored the rules. In fact, they followed a whole other set of mysterious rules where people apparently DID NOT GET INTO FISTFIGHTS.
(65) — Sherman Alexie
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By V. Theia: I'm fucking stupid in love with you. I know you're scared, but I'll work with I'm fucking stupid in love with you. I know you're scared, but I'll work with that, I'll build everything around what you want. I want you to choose me. Choose us. Take a fucking chance on the unknown for once in your life and trust I'm there with you, that I will never hurt you in any way you expect from people and I'll always do my best for us. You are not alone. I'd never leave you alone. I'm fucking crazy in love with you, so fucking crazy it drives me mad wanting you to choose me back, I'd chase you to the goddamn end of the world, that's how much I want you. — V. Theia
Crazy But Not Stupid Sayings By Toni Aleo: When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli," When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli," he looked up at her to see her eyes were wide, "I've never had a girlfriend, so I'm not sure if I'll do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing right, but the thought of you being with someone else, or me with someone else, actually hurts my gut, so I guess what I'm trying to say is," he took a deep breath, this was huge, and he thought he sounded stupid but with the way her eyes were glazing over, maybe he was doing this right. "I was wondering if you wanted to be my girlfriend." She smiled at him lovingly, cupping his face in her hands.
"Are you sure? I'm kinda crazy." He laughed, kissing her palm.
"I'm sure."
"Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend. — Toni Aleo