Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Famous Quotes & Sayings

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9 Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me. — Daniel Handler
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Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: I'd made pretty clear to the people at Paramount and Dreamworks that, if they wanted I'd made pretty clear to the people at Paramount and Dreamworks that, if they wanted Lemony Snicket to comment, he would be completely horrified by the entire film. And as long as they understood that, it was okay. I'm not much of a fan of DVD commentaries myself, so this was my way of getting revenge, in a sense, for all the puffed-up directors and stars who talk endlessly about the self-aggrandizing minutiae of making a movie. — Daniel Handler
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Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: I often can't remember which scenes are and aren't in the final product, because I I often can't remember which scenes are and aren't in the final product, because I saw so many different versions of the Lemony Snicket that I forget which ended up on the cutting-room floor. — Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as Lemony Snicket, and I immediately interrupted her and said, "Oh no, Lemony Snicket isn't here," and then she tried to cancel the event right then and there. — Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: The more I protest that I'm not Lemony Snicket, and that I'm Daniel Handler instead, The more I protest that I'm not Lemony Snicket, and that I'm Daniel Handler instead, the more it becomes clear to the audience that I am in fact Lemony Snicket, that I am in fact standing in front of them. — Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: There was a noise above us like an airplane zoom, but it was getting too There was a noise above us like an airplane zoom, but it was getting too dark to see. People started laying on the horn, braying like bad geese in a panic. "I am here," Lila said with a trembly smile. Our driver's ed teacher had told us that's what the horn should mean. Not Move along, buddy or I am displeased but I am here. I am here, I am here, I am here! — Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded. — Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: I had written eight drafts of the Lemony Snicket' screenplay when this changing-of-the-guard thing happened, I had written eight drafts of the Lemony Snicket' screenplay when this changing-of-the-guard thing happened, and I said to the new producers, "I don't think I could write any more drafts." I guess I was sort of hoping they would say, "Well that's okay, this last one is perfect." But instead, they said, "It's funny you should say that. We don't think you can write any more drafts either." — Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket Sayings By Daniel Handler: With the publishing of The Basic Eight, it was often assumed that I was really With the publishing of The Basic Eight, it was often assumed that I was really immature and callow, and with the publishing of Watch Your Mouth, it was assumed that I was oversexualized, and with Lemony Snicket, it's often assumed that I'm erudite and depressed. But all the voices more or less came naturally to me. — Daniel Handler