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33 Daniel Pinkwater Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location. Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location. — Daniel Pinkwater
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Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so they can think clearly. Eat pudding. And if enough kids read and think. Eat pudding. We will have world peace. Eat pudding. Thank you very much. Eat pudding. — Daniel Pinkwater
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Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: If the English had deep-dish pizza they could have kept their empire. If the English had deep-dish pizza they could have kept their empire. — Daniel Pinkwater
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Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it seemed a sissy occupation. It is. To this day, I find it terribly easy. And so, rather than trying to hunt up a text, I just wrote one. — Daniel Pinkwater
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Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: The standard Chicago hot dog comes with everything you need to sustain life . . The standard Chicago hot dog comes with everything you need to sustain life . . . until the bright green pickle relish catches up with you and you die. — Daniel Pinkwater
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Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I believe it is impossible to make sense of life in this world except through I believe it is impossible to make sense of life in this world except through art. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Hoboken is a neat place. Hoboken is a neat place. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Looking back over my life so far I am able to remember specific days that Looking back over my life so far I am able to remember specific days that were perfect. These tend to be days, and parts of days, in which nothing in particular happened, except that I was utterly happy. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Of course, an unchanged mind is a little like unchanged underwear. It tends to get Of course, an unchanged mind is a little like unchanged underwear. It tends to get unattractive even to the person whose mind or underwear it is. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Today is the yesterday you won't remember tomorrow. Today is the yesterday you won't remember tomorrow. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I mean no offense, Leonard, but you really don't like to climb ropes, and get I mean
no offense, Leonard, but you really don't like to climb ropes, and get into the Marine Corps, and kill your countriy's enemies, do you?"
I said that it wasn't one of the big goals of my life.
"Well, maybe you'd like me to get you into this corrective gym class, where you can study toe dancing, and grow up to be a little Commie, sissy boy," Mr. Jerris said.
I told him I would like that just fine ... — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math. Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I have to remind myself that I've always known this: Evolution is not for everybody. I have to remind myself that I've always known this: Evolution is not for everybody. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun. Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I changed his name after I saw this old movie at the Snark. It's called I changed his name after I saw this old movie at the Snark. It's called Nosferatu, and it's the original Dracula story. It's ten times as scary as the version you see on television. The guy who plays the vampire is really bizarre. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think. Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Ignorance is nothing to be ashamed of - until you find out you've got it. Ignorance is nothing to be ashamed of - until you find out you've got it. Once you realize you're ignorant, if you don't do something about it, then you have the right to feel ashamed. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: The difference between that man and me," Alan Mendelsohn said, "is that I am a The difference between that man and me," Alan Mendelsohn said, "is that I am a connoisseur, and he is a fanatic. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions of my own childhood. I can see, taste, smell, feel, and hear them. Then what I do is, not write about that kid or about his world, but start to think of a book that would have pleased him. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: My house is me and I am it. My house is where I like to My house is me and I am it. My house is where I like to be and it looks like all my dreams. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, and Mama, which is like Dada only nicer. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how. I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Children make better readers than adults. They read as carefully as I write; adults read Children make better readers than adults. They read as carefully as I write; adults read as a means of getting off to sleep. I get letters saying 'I have read your book seventeen times.' If you're an adult novelist and you get that letter, you should be afraid. You're being stalked. Kids always read them seventeen times! — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it. Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show? All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show? — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: The Story of the Rabbit and the EggplantOnce there was a race between a rabbit The Story of the Rabbit and the Eggplant
Once there was a race between a rabbit and an eggplant. Now, the eggplant, as you know, is a member of the vegetable kingdom, and the rabbit is a very fast animal.
Everybody bet lots of money on the eggplant, thinking that if a vegetable challenges a live animal with four legs to a race, then it must be that the vegetable knows something.
People expected the eggplant to win the race by some clever trick of philosophy. The race was started, and there was a lot of cheering. The rabbit streaked out of sight.
The eggplant just sat there at the starting line. Everybody knew that in some surprising way the eggplant would wind up winning the race.
Nothing of the sort happened. Eventually, the rabbit crossed the finish line and the eggplant hadn't moved an inch.
The spectators ate the eggplant.
Moral: Never bet on an eggplant. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Incidentally, I don't know how late you were planning to stay, but there is an Incidentally, I don't know how late you were planning to stay, but there is an excellent film this evening The Snake Pit. It's a wonderful comedy. I've seen it several times. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: I went to college, but I learned to write by reading and writing. I went to college, but I learned to write by reading and writing. — Daniel Pinkwater
Daniel Pinkwater Sayings By Daniel Pinkwater: Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction. Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction. — Daniel Pinkwater