Drumknott Famous Quotes & Sayings

But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context, but Mustrum Ridcully was kind enough to enlighten me. — Terry Pratchett

Apparently," Vetinari remarked to Drumknott, "the pounding of the railway wagons will lead to immorality. — Terry Pratchett

Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way, Drumknott. It's good for the hygiene of the brain. — Terry Pratchett