Easter Eggs Famous Quotes & Sayings

46 Easter Eggs Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'John McCain Easter Eggs Sayings By John McCain: I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter
Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.David Letterman Easter Eggs Sayings By David Letterman: Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House
We're also talking a lot in the room about planting seeds that can grow over the course of the season, knowing that people might be watching them in bulk. We'd like to bury some Easter eggs and let people find them, later on.Jenji Kohan Easter Eggs Sayings By Jenji Kohan: We're also talking a lot in the room about planting seeds that can grow over
Do not put all your eggs in one basket.Warren Buffett Easter Eggs Sayings By Warren Buffett: Do not put all your eggs in one basket.
There are Easter eggs in every book I've ever written. I think in the first one I called [Scientology] "Diabology," but I was scared, so I didn't tell many people what it really meant.Kate Bornstein Easter Eggs Sayings By Kate Bornstein: There are Easter eggs in every book I've ever written. I think in the first
no one is ever too old to dye Easter eggs.Ricky Dillon Easter Eggs Sayings By Ricky Dillon: no one is ever too old to dye Easter eggs.
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night. Now ... I wonder why we're fucked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the fucking book.Bill Hicks Easter Eggs Sayings By Bill Hicks: I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate
Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate right now.Thomm Quackenbush Easter Eggs Sayings By Thomm Quackenbush: Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with
I Remember how we put in a security system to keep intruders out of the house, and how we only used it when we went on vacations. It didn't matter: OUr intruder had a place at our table, kew where we hid the Easter eggs and where we'd buried the pet guinea pigs, was so familiar that when I saw him in the bedroom doorway that last time I thought he was my own son, come to kill me.Anna Quindlen Easter Eggs Sayings By Anna Quindlen: I Remember how we put in a security system to keep intruders out of the
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.Bobby Heenan Easter Eggs Sayings By Bobby Heenan: He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
I saw the eggs Maria dyed. They were all sorts of colours. There were red ones, but blue and green ones also. How peculiar! Since Easter eggs are to remind us of Christ's blood, how come they can be blue an green? [...] They must be out of their minds in Athens.Eugenia Fakinou Easter Eggs Sayings By Eugenia Fakinou: I saw the eggs Maria dyed. They were all sorts of colours. There were red
I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs.Jay-Z Easter Eggs Sayings By Jay-Z: I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs.
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.Caroline Rhea Easter Eggs Sayings By Caroline Rhea: I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs
One good thing about losing your memory:
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Willard Howe Easter Eggs Sayings By Willard Howe: One good thing about losing your memory:You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the nightBill Hicks Easter Eggs Sayings By Bill Hicks: In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant
I'll never forget that Depression Easter Sunday. Our son was four years old. I bought ten or fifteen cents' worth of eggs. You didn't get too many eggs for that. But we were down. Margaret said, 'Why he'll find those in five minutes.' I had a couple in the piano and all around. Tommy got his little Easter basket, and as he would find the eggs, I'd steal 'em out of the basket and re-hide them. The kid had more fun that Easter than he ever had. He hunted Easter eggs for three hours and he never knew the difference. (Laughs.) "My son is now thirty-nine years old. And I bore him to death every Easter with the story. He never even noticed his bag full of Easter eggs never got any fuller. . . .Studs Terkel Easter Eggs Sayings By Studs Terkel: I'll never forget that Depression Easter Sunday. Our son was four years old. I bought
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs.Simon Kinberg Easter Eggs Sayings By Simon Kinberg: I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs.
Hundreds of barefoot Filipinos marched on the roads through the Philippines carrying heavy wooden crosses and whipping their backs until they bled to prepare for Easter. Call me old-fashioned but I just like coloring the eggs.Jay Leno Easter Eggs Sayings By Jay Leno: Hundreds of barefoot Filipinos marched on the roads through the Philippines carrying heavy wooden crosses
To the casual observer, the Dropbox demo video looked like a normal product demonstration, but we put in about a dozen Easter eggs that were tailored for the Digg audience. References to Tay Zonday and 'Chocolate Rain' and allusions to 'Office Space' and 'XKCD.' It was a tongue-in-cheek nod to that crowd, and it kicked off a chain reaction.Drew Houston Easter Eggs Sayings By Drew Houston: To the casual observer, the Dropbox demo video looked like a normal product demonstration, but
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.S.D. Gordon Easter Eggs Sayings By S.D. Gordon: Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.
Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell.Bo Belinsky Easter Eggs Sayings By Bo Belinsky: Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.Conan O'Brien Easter Eggs Sayings By Conan O'Brien: Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you
The president, the secretary of state, the businessman, the preacher, the vendor, the spies, the clients and managers - all walking around Wall Street like chickens with their heads cut off - rushing to escape bankruptcy - plotting to melt down the Statue of Liberty - to press more copper pennies - to breed more headless chickens - to put more feathers in their caps - medals, diplomas, stock certificates, honorary doctorates - eggs and eggs of headless chickens - multitaskers - system hackers - who never know where they're heading
northward, backward, eastward, forward, and never homeward - (where is home) - home is in the head - (but the head is cut off) - and the nest is full of banking forms and Easter eggs with coins inside. Beheaded chickens, how do you breed chickens with their heads cut off? By teaching them how to bankrupt creativity.
Giannina Braschi Easter Eggs Sayings By Giannina Braschi: The president, the secretary of state, the businessman, the preacher, the vendor, the spies, the
Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it.
"Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly.
"Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes."
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.
J.K. Rowling Easter Eggs Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in
In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean, you have to admit that the whole thing is ridiculous. A giant rodent who sneaks into people's homes at night to leave eggs filled with candy? How in the world is that symbolic of the Easter celebration?Autumn Doughton Easter Eggs Sayings By Autumn Doughton: In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean,
And if that bastard's innocent," Rhage spoke up, "I'm the fucking Easter bunny."
"Oh, good," someone quipped. "I'm calling you Hop-along Hollywood from now on."
"Beasty Bo Peep," somebody else threw out.
"We could put you in a Cadbury ad and finally make some money - "
"People," Rhage barked, "the point is that he is not innocent and I'm not the Easter bunny - "
"Where's your basket?"
"Can I play with your eggs?"
"Hop it out, big guy - "
"Will you guys fuck off ? Seriously!
J.R. Ward Easter Eggs Sayings By J.R. Ward: And if that bastard's innocent," Rhage spoke up, "I'm the fucking Easter bunny." "Oh, good,"
Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg.John Updike Easter Eggs Sayings By John Updike: Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.Adam Ferrara Easter Eggs Sayings By Adam Ferrara: My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is
Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.James Howell Easter Eggs Sayings By James Howell: Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.
People can go on telling themselves things like "Think before you speak!" or "You don't believe that yourself" or "Forget it!" But they can also say, "Oh, what lovely flowers!" or "Are you a phone freak or something?" or "Suit yourself," or "This record makes me feel so happy!' Wonderful! Words are delightful little gifts we exchange like the Easter eggs we paint and hide for others to find and enjoy. I'd forgotten that, but you reminded me of it.Thomas Brussig Easter Eggs Sayings By Thomas Brussig: People can go on telling themselves things like "Think before you speak!" or "You don't
Secrets and lies, they eat your insides until all you have left is a hard thin skin that covers you like the shell of one of those eggs you poke a little hole in and draw out its eggy contents before you dye it for Easter.Russell Banks Easter Eggs Sayings By Russell Banks: Secrets and lies, they eat your insides until all you have left is a hard
When I walked into the house, I went in search of one of my dad's bottles. Not that they were that hard to find. He hid bottles all over the house. I knew where they all were. That was one of my hobbies, finding where my dad hid his bottles. It was my version of looking for Easter eggs. In my house, Easter lasted forever.Benjamin Alire Saenz Easter Eggs Sayings By Benjamin Alire Saenz: When I walked into the house, I went in search of one of my dad's
Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.Jay Leno Easter Eggs Sayings By Jay Leno: Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."Robert Breault Easter Eggs Sayings By Robert Breault: A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.Denis Leary Easter Eggs Sayings By Denis Leary: Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate
Easter. The only time it's okay to put all of your eggs in one basket!Unknown Easter Eggs Sayings By Unknown: Easter. The only time it's okay to put all of your eggs in one basket!
On Easter we wrap up pretty, little decorated eggs symbolizing life and renewal. We do this because of the intangibility of a promised gift, which is the eventual resurrection of the body, restored to its finest forever state. Easter celebrates life and the idea of its eternal value, most notably the life of the gift-giver who demands nothing in return. He is your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.Richelle E. Goodrich Easter Eggs Sayings By Richelle E. Goodrich: On Easter we wrap up pretty, little decorated eggs symbolizing life and renewal. We do
Then she looked at the man on the tree and she smiled wryly. "They just aren't as interesting naked," she said. "It's the unwrapping that's half the fun. Like with gifts, and eggs.Neil Gaiman Easter Eggs Sayings By Neil Gaiman: Then she looked at the man on the tree and she smiled wryly. "They just
Eugenia's mouth formed an O shape, her eyes wide and a little wet.
Now I had not only told her Santa wasn't real, I'd told her the Easter Bunny went on killing sprees to eat the children who didn't find his eggs.
Sierra Dean Easter Eggs Sayings By Sierra Dean: Eugenia's mouth formed an O shape, her eyes wide and a little wet.Now I had
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.Billy Crystal Easter Eggs Sayings By Billy Crystal: Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a
They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.Bob Uecker Easter Eggs Sayings By Bob Uecker: They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs,
I gave the dog a last scratch and he smiled and wagged his heavy tail. He didn't look like a dog that stole and ate children. He looked like a dog that might steal chocolate-covered Easter eggs.Richard Bradford Easter Eggs Sayings By Richard Bradford: I gave the dog a last scratch and he smiled and wagged his heavy tail.
I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little shell. Like an Easter egg shell that's all decorated.Edie Brickell Easter Eggs Sayings By Edie Brickell: I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirsThom Yorke Easter Eggs Sayings By Thom Yorke: The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, "When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off."Jon Stewart Easter Eggs Sayings By Jon Stewart: A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days
Some people don't believe in God but they color eggs at Easter just to change the pattern of their days.Don DeLillo Easter Eggs Sayings By Don DeLillo: Some people don't believe in God but they color eggs at Easter just to change