Emergency Kit Famous Quotes & Sayings

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9 Emergency Kit Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Emergency Kit Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought ridiculous stuff. I bought a snake bite emergency kit. Then I said to my friends, "Don't even worry about snakes anymore". My friend stepped on a worm, and I said, "Lay down!" — Mitch Hedberg
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Emergency Kit Sayings By Michelle Richmond: But there's no emergency kit for marriage. No neat plan you can turn to when But there's no emergency kit for marriage. No neat plan you can turn to when the ground shifts beneath your feet. — Michelle Richmond
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Emergency Kit Sayings By Jonathan Safran Foer: She wants to know if I love her, that's all anyone wants from anyone else, She wants to know if I love her, that's all anyone wants from anyone else, not love itself but the knowledge that love is there, like new batteries in the flashlight in the emergency kit in the hall closet. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Emergency Kit Sayings By Brandon Mull: Tying the laces. The bottom line was that Grandpa would have been willing to risk Tying the laces. The bottom line was that Grandpa would have been willing to risk his life on the gamble that the shadows of Tanu and Coulter meant to offer meaningful assistance. He would have followed them if he could have done so alone. He simply was not willing to risk Seth's life. To Seth, this proved that the risk was worth taking. If Grandpa loved him too much to let him take a worthwhile risk, then he would bypass Grandpa. Shoes secure, Seth slid his emergency kit out from under the bed. Then he tiptoed down the attic stairs, flinching at every creak. At the bottom of the steps the house remained dark and quiet. Seth hurried along the hall and down the stairs to the entry hall. He stole into Grandpa's study, tugged a chain to turn on a desk lamp, and rummaged through Tanu's bag of potions. After examining several bottles, Seth found the one he wanted, grabbed it, and closed the bag. — Brandon Mull
Emergency Kit Sayings By Jancee Dunn: My father is the most genial Midwestern guy imaginable, but for him, disaster lurks around My father is the most genial Midwestern guy imaginable, but for him, disaster lurks around every corner - financial ruin, squandered health, pyramid schemes, airbags failing to deploy - so he tends to use fear as a parenting tool to try to goad his daughters into being more prepared.When he retired, he reached new levels of preparedness, so his car contained bottled water, hand wipes, a roadside emergency kit with flares, books on tape, a coin dispenser, and two hand towels to use as makeshift bibs so he and my mother could drive and eat without making a mess. — Jancee Dunn
Emergency Kit Sayings By Busy Philipps: I have the emergency kit in my purse that has double-sided tape and Tylenol, and I have the emergency kit in my purse that has double-sided tape and Tylenol, and a small energy bar. I'm the one that has an extra lip gloss just in case. — Busy Philipps
Emergency Kit Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag. A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag. — Mitch Hedberg
Emergency Kit Sayings By Brandon Mull: Rumors. I'll not say more on the subject. Cheese in your eggs?" "Yes, please." * Rumors. I'll not say more on the subject. Cheese in your eggs?" "Yes, please." * * * With Kendra gone, Seth got out the equipment he had bundled in his towel, including his emergency kit and the jar he had smuggled from the pantry. The jar was now empty, washed clean in the bathroom sink. Taking out his pocket knife, Seth used the awl to punch holes in the lid. Unscrewing the top, he gathered bits of grass, flower petals, a twig, and a pebble, and placed them in the jar. Then he wandered across the garden from the pool, leaving the skimmer behind. If skill failed, he would resort to cunning. He found a good spot not far from a fountain, then took the small mirror from his — Brandon Mull
Emergency Kit Sayings By David Wong: This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred dollars, two bags of dried fruit, two packages of beef jerky, three bottles of water, a roll of thick shop towels you see mechanics use, a small metal pipe - just right for cracking a skull with - and a fake beard. Look, you never know. — David Wong