Fruitally Famous Quotes & Sayings

2 Fruitally Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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You already made your point," I say with a mouthful of fruit.
"Did I?"
"Oh, for the love of dick, yes. Now leave me alone."
"Never. If you want, I'll fuck you now."
The gall. I wouldn't fuck him now if my clit was on fire and needed to be doused with nub-saving cum. I roll my eyes at him.
"No thanks, we have a lifetime of fucking ahead of us," I say mockingly.
He shrugs and starts to walk away as if it makes no difference to him one way or the other. He's such a jackass sometimes. Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.
He spins around, wipes his neck and looks down at the banana on the floor.
"Did you really just fruitally assault me?"
He thinks he's so damned funny with his wordplay.
Ella Dominguez Fruitally Sayings By Ella Dominguez: You already made your point," I say with a mouthful of fruit. "Did I?""Oh, for
Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.
He spins around, wipes his neck and looks down at the banana on the floor.
Did you really just fruitally assault me?
Ella Dominguez Fruitally Sayings By Ella Dominguez: Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits