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Funny Amazing Sayings By Michael J. Sullivan: Royce hated keeping secrets from Hadrian, and it weighed heavily on his conscience, which was Royce hated keeping secrets from Hadrian, and it weighed heavily on his conscience, which was amazing, because he had never known he had one. Royce defined right and wrong by the moment. Right was what was best for him - wrong was everything else. — Michael J. Sullivan
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Funny Amazing Sayings By James Dashner: Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. — James Dashner
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Funny Amazing Sayings By David Coleman: Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best for Ingrid Kristiansen. — David Coleman
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Jay Leno: The Queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted into the stadium. What The Queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted into the stadium. What was even more amazing was when Prince Charles flew in using his ears as a hang glider. — Jay Leno
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Iliza Shlesinger: It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Douglas Booth: I looked pretty crazy but at the time, you don't think anything of it. You I looked pretty crazy but at the time, you don't think anything of it. You think, "I've got an amazing job. I'm working and this is cool." I remember I was being fit to go to a premiere for something at Burberry and Christopher Bailey, who designs the clothes there, saw a picture of me and I looked weird. I had short black hair, hardly any eyebrows, I looked very very thin and he went, "We need to put Douglas in a campaign." So four days later, I was shooting a Burberry campaign because he had seen me looking crazy from the show so that was kind of funny. — Douglas Booth
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Elaine White: Cormag caught his hand and pulled him back until they were facing each other. "I Cormag caught his hand and pulled him back until they were facing each other. "I think you're amazing," he said, blurting the words out.
Lachlan smiled, completely shocked and thrilled by how captivating he found him.
He had never thought this could happen to him, that he would be attracted to another boy.
He thought he knew himself so well.
"I think you're smart, sexy, funny as hell. You have hidden depths, Lachlan. You only need the right person to coax you out of your protective shell," he claimed.
"Are you the right person?" Lachlan wondered, as he took a half step forward.
Cormag took a deep breath and brushed at a strand of hair that was sticking out at a funny angle from behind the top of his ear. He tugged at his short hair every time he talked about his recent break up. He was such a dork. — Elaine White
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Zach Galifianakis: Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people? — Zach Galifianakis
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Funny Amazing Sayings By George Harrison: Here are some funny songs, there are some songs that we didn't even remember. I Here are some funny songs, there are some songs that we didn't even remember. I heard this song that Ringo is singing, I still don't know the title of it, but it is got the most amazing lyrics and it's a quite a good production. And quite a good tun — George Harrison
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Al Madrigal: You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing. — Al Madrigal
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Auliq Ice: If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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Funny Amazing Sayings By J. B. Smoove: Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove
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Funny Amazing Sayings By Majel Barrett: You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in. — Majel Barrett
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Funny Amazing Sayings By MaryJanice Davidson: What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson
Funny Amazing Sayings By Jasinda Wilder: You're a lot of things, Nell Hawthorne. You're complex. You're cute. You're lovely. You're funny. You're a lot of things, Nell Hawthorne. You're complex. You're cute. You're lovely. You're funny. You're strong. You're beautiful." She seems to be struggling with words and emotions. I keep going. "You're tortured. You're hurting. You're amazing. You're talented. You're sexy as fuck. — Jasinda Wilder
Funny Amazing Sayings By Iliza Shlesinger: I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger
Funny Amazing Sayings By Kit Rocha: Some had been smart and some had been funny, and others still had given him Some had been smart and some had been funny, and others still had given him big eyes while being both. And he loved women. He loved the filthy temptresses and the newly, earnestly horny and the women who fucked for money. Rachel wasn't special because they were less ... She was special because they were all fucking amazing, and she still felt like more. — Kit Rocha
Funny Amazing Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Amazing Sayings By Brandon Sanderson: You're starting to sound a lot like my mother." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" You're starting to sound a lot like my mother." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Repetitive." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Very funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Funny Amazing Sayings By Andy Rooney: It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there. — Andy Rooney
Funny Amazing Sayings By Dave Attell: My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing. — Dave Attell
Funny Amazing Sayings By Terry Pratchett: It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. — Terry Pratchett
Funny Amazing Sayings By Kina Grannis: I posted a video a day for almost two months and was hardly sleeping, but I posted a video a day for almost two months and was hardly sleeping, but I think it really pushed me to give music everything I had in me. I knew it was a chance I couldn't miss. The funny thing is I never saw my music video when it aired during the Super Bowl because as soon as I heard my song start I was in tears for the next 10 minutes! The most amazing thing that came out of all of this, however, was the support that had developed online. Without the people that came back day after day to vote for me, I'd be nowhere, and I really owe it all to them. — Kina Grannis
Funny Amazing Sayings By Tasha Smith: Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him is that when he's speaking in his American dialect, he looks like he's a brother from the 'hood. But as soon as he brings out that English thing, I'm like, 'Woo! You look like you're from London. Oh my God!' It's like everything on him changes. He's so cool! — Tasha Smith
Funny Amazing Sayings By Elizabeth Kostova: It's funny; in this era of e-mail and voice mail and all those things that It's funny; in this era of e-mail and voice mail and all those things that even I did not grow up with, a plain old paper letter takes on amazing intimacy. — Elizabeth Kostova
Funny Amazing Sayings By Raven-Symone: I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, 'Wow, you I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, 'Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous. I'm like, 'I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing.' — Raven-Symone
Funny Amazing Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Amazing Sayings By Jenny Trout: Really, it's amazing. You are his other half, Alexandria, You are fated to be with Really, it's amazing. You are his other half, Alexandria, You are fated to be with him. You belong to him."

It felt like something sat heavy on my chest. "Oh.Oh.No."

Seth frowned at me. "You don't have to sound so disgusted. — Jenny Trout
Funny Amazing Sayings By Beth Ditto: My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character ... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage. — Beth Ditto
Funny Amazing Sayings By Adam Pally: My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show. — Adam Pally
Funny Amazing Sayings By J.M. Richards: I said. "I'm fine. I have a little bit of a head ache, but I'm I said. "I'm fine. I have a little bit of a head ache, but I'm not dizzy or nauseous. I can walk and talk just fine, and I can remember everything." "Everything, huh? Don't self-diagnose, Doctor Fisher. Do you remember when the Battle of Bunker Hill was fought?" "The what?" "The Battle of Bunker Hill. We covered it in World Civ." "No, we did not." "We did, too. The unit on the American Revolution." "Davin, that was like, two years ago! I don't remember stuff like that!" "So, not everything." "Everything important." "That happens to have been a very significant battle," Davin reminded me, in a smug tone. — J.M. Richards
Funny Amazing Sayings By M.F. Moonzajer: Just like an angel, the lovely one and the cuteAll the beauty together in your Just like an angel, the lovely one and the cute
All the beauty together in your funny sulky looks
Innocent, like the kids, like the pigeons in my garden
Magnetic attraction, awesome, amazing and the super astute
Immortal charming, like the moon and the stars
Elegant, stylish, you must be very tasty, fruit — M.F. Moonzajer
Funny Amazing Sayings By Cassandra Clare: He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I'm just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they've ever sent me to look at. I've gotten lots of headshots and this and that, and I'm watching the audition and I literally started crying because that was my Jace and Clary on the screen. And it's an incredible feeling to see that even as an audition. This is amazing. He was snarky funny where he needed to be snarky funny, and he was badass where he needed to be badass. And he and Lily were incredible together — Cassandra Clare
Funny Amazing Sayings By Ari Graynor: Through working with amazing people, the bar is always raised to do your own best Through working with amazing people, the bar is always raised to do your own best work. I want to be a part of unique stories that are smart, heartfelt, funny and sad, and have a general sense of good quality. — Ari Graynor
Funny Amazing Sayings By Matt Groening: The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa. — Matt Groening
Funny Amazing Sayings By Kathryn Perez: I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first sight. Insta-love isn't something that happens in real life. It happens in the books I read, but not in the world I live. Though here stands this beautiful, sexy, funny, sweet and amazing guy who has done everything short of professing love at first sight to me and I'm still standing here like a pair of lungs suffocating, needing him in order to breathe. I'm not running, I'm here, submerged in all of my vulnerability, taking the biggest chance I ever have with my heart and soul. I hope I'm choosing wisely. I stared at the ground and felt his eyes on the top of my head. — Kathryn Perez
Funny Amazing Sayings By T.J. Klune: The big kid hasn't said anything yet. 'I do like hearing myself talk,' I say, The big kid hasn't said anything yet. 'I do like hearing myself talk,' I say, 'only because I have a lot of neat things to say, but eventually the conversation will run out in, like, four or five years, and then where will we be?'
Wonder of all wonders, he cracks a little smile. I don't blame him. I am pretty funny. — T.J. Klune
Funny Amazing Sayings By Louis C.K.: Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.
Funny Amazing Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble." — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Amazing Sayings By Sandra Fluke: Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in this country for the good of all of us, toward more progressive policies, and it's a really amazing and important time to be part of that. — Sandra Fluke
Funny Amazing Sayings By Adrienne Wilder: Chase said, "It was a crazy idea." An impossible idea."Nothing is impossible, Chase, only improbable. Chase said, "It was a crazy idea." An impossible idea.
"Nothing is impossible, Chase, only improbable. And when you can see into the future and manipulate people into the right places, you can accomplish amazing things."
"I think I liked the idea better when it was in my head. — Adrienne Wilder
Funny Amazing Sayings By Casey Nicholaw: Sometimes you feel like people go, 'Oh, he just does funny dances,' or 'That's cute.' Sometimes you feel like people go, 'Oh, he just does funny dances,' or 'That's cute.' It drives me a little crazy when someone does a dance number where all they do is kick to their head for five minutes, and everyone's like, 'That choreography is amazing.' It takes a lot to choreograph a number that also gets laughs in it. — Casey Nicholaw
Funny Amazing Sayings By Liv Tyler: I just think it's really funny and entertaining. I mean, I don't necessarily take them I just think it's really funny and entertaining. I mean, I don't necessarily take them really seriously - I don't even think a lot of really good films get seen. But I don't think that's what it's about. I mean, how amazing was Ellen Burstyn in Requiem For A Dream ? Especially as she was acting with herself most of the time. I don't understand how a performance like that can't win. I was so affected by that movie that I had to turn it off. I felt as if I was on drugs and my heart was about to leap out of my body. — Liv Tyler
Funny Amazing Sayings By Tera Lynn Childs: His hand cups the back of my neck, and before I can think, he dips His hand cups the back of my neck, and before I can think, he dips down and our mouths meet. For a split second I worry that he thinks he's kissing Courtney. But that instant the warmth of his soft lips spreads into mine, all thoughts dissolve. Pure feeling is all I have left. Little electric sparks sip through my bloodstream, making sure every nerve in my body is focused on his amazing mouth. — Tera Lynn Childs
Funny Amazing Sayings By Nicholas Stoller: When I was writing the script I thought he is this guy. I really hoped When I was writing the script I thought he is this guy. I really hoped ... I kept imagining him as that guy. And then he came in to audition and I was really nervous because I really wanted him to do Greek, you know? And he ... I didn't know who else I could cast. And he was amazing in the audition. Really funny. — Nicholas Stoller
Funny Amazing Sayings By Lisa Daily: The fish is that perfect, amazing guy it can never work out with - you The fish is that perfect, amazing guy it can never work out with - you know, a bird and a fish may fall in love - but where would they live? . . . So the fish is your total dream guy, he's smart, he's handsome, he gets all your jokes, he loves to talk, he gives you a nine-hour orgasm and then makes you homemade chocolate chip pancakes and serves you breakfast in bed - but he lives all the way across the country and neither of you can move, or he's married, or next in line for the throne, or he has a terminal disease or something . . . the fish. — Lisa Daily
Funny Amazing Sayings By Laurence Olivier: In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere. — Laurence Olivier
Funny Amazing Sayings By Ben Berger: It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger
Funny Amazing Sayings By Lydia Kelly: Its funny how something so scary and foreign can grow to feel so amazing. Think Its funny how something so scary and foreign can grow to feel so amazing. Think about you, loving you the way that I do, it used to be terrifying but now its almost liberating in a way. Does that make any sense? — Lydia Kelly
Funny Amazing Sayings By Nick Harkaway: Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the future there was a really amazing planet where they'd evolved into people and lived in harmony with a variety of hyper-intelligent bee. Evolution. Thousands and thousands of years of tiny changes could turn little burning sparks of chemistry into people, into monsters and angels and even human beings. — Nick Harkaway
Funny Amazing Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Amazing Sayings By Andria Large: What the hell is so funny?", He snapped. His hands now planted on his hips. What the hell is so funny?", He snapped. His hands now planted on his hips. Claire waved a dismissive hand, " I'm sorry", she giggled then took a deep breath to get herself under control. " It's fine Henry really, if it makes you feel any better, you have an amazing ass too", she said.Henry snorted and rolled his eyes. " Whatever — Andria Large
Funny Amazing Sayings By Chris Grosso: Please hear me right now when I tell you that you're so fucking perfect in Please hear me right now when I tell you that you're so fucking perfect in your imperfections that it actually is funny. I'm so serious when I say that. Our quirks - the things that we often look at with disgust - they are the things that make us unique and completely amazing! — Chris Grosso
Funny Amazing Sayings By Jerry Seinfeld: Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!" — Jerry Seinfeld
Funny Amazing Sayings By Mary Higgins Clark: Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. — Mary Higgins Clark
Funny Amazing Sayings By Shari Sebbens: I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They're hilarious. I love funny people. — Shari Sebbens
Funny Amazing Sayings By Michele Jaffe: I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss''Callihan,' but I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss
'
'Callihan,' but you can call my Jasmine. Or Jas.' Or Snookums. Honeybunch. Hotsie Totsie Cowgirl. My Little
'It's nice to meet you Jasmine, I'm Jack. — Michele Jaffe
Funny Amazing Sayings By Alyxandra Harvey: (Hunter) "conner was at his desk, tapping away at another computer. It was amazing how (Hunter) "conner was at his desk, tapping away at another computer. It was amazing how much he and Quinn looked alike. Quinn nudged me as if he knew what I was thinking.
"I'm cuter,"he informed me loftily. — Alyxandra Harvey
Funny Amazing Sayings By Richelle Mead: Your ... Your aura. It's ... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but Your ... Your aura. It's ... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today ... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex? — Richelle Mead
Funny Amazing Sayings By S. Walden: I expect the world from you, as I should, because you're amazing and talented and I expect the world from you, as I should, because you're amazing and talented and funny and sweet. You're sexy as hell and clever and smart and capable of so many things. So yeah. I expect a hell of a lot from you. And I also expect that you can be successful in managing your OCD. I'm proud of you, Bailey. — S. Walden
Funny Amazing Sayings By Gloria Steinem: The most impersonal seeming audiences eventually just say such intimate, smart, wise, amazing, totally surprising, The most impersonal seeming audiences eventually just say such intimate, smart, wise, amazing, totally surprising, funny things. It's empowering, in the sense of feeling like you're a part of something really important. — Gloria Steinem
Funny Amazing Sayings By Linda Hamilton: My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light. — Linda Hamilton
Funny Amazing Sayings By Nikita Gill: They keep saying that beautiful is something a girl needs to be. But honestly? Forget They keep saying that beautiful is something a girl needs to be. But honestly? Forget that. Don't be beautiful. Be angry, be intelligent, be witty, be klutzy, be interesting, be funny, be adventurous, be crazy, be talented - there are an eternity of other things to be other than beautiful. And what is beautiful anyway but a set of letters strung together to make a word? Be your own definition of amazing, always. That is so much more important than anything beautiful, ever. — Nikita Gill
Funny Amazing Sayings By Penelope Douglas: The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did. — Penelope Douglas
Funny Amazing Sayings By Leslea Wahl: Why? As much fun as a hospital sounds, I'd rather spend the evening dancing with Why? As much fun as a hospital sounds, I'd rather spend the evening dancing with an amazing, smart, funny, interesting, beautiful girl who has the most incredible green eyes I've ever seen. Sophie, will you go to the dance with me? — Leslea Wahl
Funny Amazing Sayings By Casey Wilson: All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny. — Casey Wilson
Funny Amazing Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Amazing Sayings By Jojo Moyes: Before I met your father I thought that love and peace would change the whole Before I met your father I thought that love and peace would change the whole world, but looking into your eyes, I knew all I had to do was let you be whoever it was that you wanted to be, and to love you, and that would be the best and closest thing I could ever do to change the world for the better.
"You are going to be brilliant," I told you. "You are going to be clever, and funny. Brave and strong. You're going to be a feminist, and a peace campaigner and a dancer. And one day you are going to be a mother yourself. You are going to fall in love and have adventures and do things I can't even imagine. You, little Claire Armstrong, you are going to be the most wonderful woman, and you are going to have the most amazing life: a life that no one will ever forget. — Jojo Moyes
Funny Amazing Sayings By Janet Fitch: I love Derrick Brown for the surprise of one word waking up next to another. I love Derrick Brown for the surprise of one word waking up next to another. One moment tender, funny or romantic, the next, visceral, ironic and relevatory-here is the full chaos of life. An amazing talent. — Janet Fitch
Funny Amazing Sayings By K. Lars: You just ruined a perfectly delicious Danish!" I squawk at him."Man," he laughs, "note to You just ruined a perfectly delicious Danish!" I squawk at him.
"Man," he laughs, "note to self, don't mess with Elle's pastries."
I scrape a giant hunk off my chin and smush it across his lips. He licks them and moans.
"Oh man, that is seriously one amazing Danish."
"Now you understand." I laugh at him. I wipe my face off and we finish our treats without wasting anymore. — K. Lars
Funny Amazing Sayings By Rick Riordan: You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant. You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant. — Rick Riordan
Funny Amazing Sayings By Rohinton Mistry: You fellows are amazing,' the sweaty cook roared over the stoves. 'Everything happens to you You fellows are amazing,' the sweaty cook roared over the stoves. 'Everything happens to you only. Each time you come here, you have a new adventure story to entertain us — Rohinton Mistry
Funny Amazing Sayings By Larissa Ione: He thought it was funny that she could hack a bloodthirsty demon to death, but He thought it was funny that she could hack a bloodthirsty demon to death, but something as natural as having a baby made her quake. Not that Kynan blamed her. He'd happily choose taking a bullet to the gut over squeezing a bowling ball out of his ass. Women were amazing. — Larissa Ione
Funny Amazing Sayings By Michelle Cuevas: To tell the truth, I was beginning to think you would be in awe of To tell the truth, I was beginning to think you would be in awe of anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. If you could watch them making up little songs, and doing funny faces in the mirror; if you saw them high-fiving a leaf on a tree, or stopping to watch a green inchworm hanging midair from an invisible thread, or just being really different and lonely and crying sometimes at night. Seeing them, the real them, you couldn't help but think that anyone and everyone is amazing. — Michelle Cuevas
Funny Amazing Sayings By Kathryn Perez: Insta-love isn't something that happens in real life. Ithappens in the books I read, but Insta-love isn't something that happens in real life. It
happens in the books I read, but not in the world I live. Though here
stands this beautiful, sexy, funny, sweet and amazing guy who has
done everything short of professing love at first sight to me and I'm
still standing here like a pair of lungs suffocating, needing him in
order to breathe. — Kathryn Perez
Funny Amazing Sayings By Judd Apatow: I was in the recording studio when Pink was recording for a part of the I was in the recording studio when Pink was recording for a part of the gay rights anthem. It was just amazing to watch her perform. She's just such an incredible singer. She so funny, and so smart, yet she's doing it for this silly, silly song. — Judd Apatow
Funny Amazing Sayings By Brandon Sanderson: You're not enjoying yourself," Syl said. "You're starting to sound a lot like my mother." You're not enjoying yourself," Syl said. "You're starting to sound a lot like my mother." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Repetitive." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Very funny." "Says the man not laughing," she replied, folding her arms. — Brandon Sanderson
Funny Amazing Sayings By Christopher Isherwood: Finally, after a glance at Notre Dame and a brisk trot through the Louvre, we Finally, after a glance at Notre Dame and a brisk trot through the Louvre, we sat down at a cafe on the Place de l'Opera and watched the people. They were amazing
never had we seen such costumes, such make-up, such wigs; and, strangest of all, the wearers didn't seem in the least conscious of how funny they looked. Many of them even stared at us and smiled, as though we had been the oddities, and not they. Mr. Holmes no doubt found it amusing to see the pageant of prostitution, poverty and fashion reflected in our callow faces and wide-open eyes. — Christopher Isherwood