Funny Answering Machine Famous Quotes & Sayings

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3 Funny Answering Machine Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Answering Machine Sayings By James Patterson: Not saving you from this storm, mutant," he said. "Saving you for your later fate, Not saving you from this storm, mutant," he said. "Saving you for your later fate, we are."
His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine.
"Oh, good. Yoda captured us," Fang whispered. — James Patterson
Funny Answering Machine Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling." — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Answering Machine Sayings By David Berman: There are things I've given up onLike recording funny answering machine messages.It's part of growing There are things I've given up on
Like recording funny answering machine messages.
It's part of growing older
And the human race as a group has matured along the same lines.
It seems our comedy dates the quickest.
If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare's jokes
I hope you won't be insulted
if I say you're trying too hard.
Even sketches from the original Saturday Night Live
seem slow-witted and obvious now. — David Berman