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Funny April 1 Sayings By Steve Allen: There is scarcely a page of the Bible on which an open mind does not There is scarcely a page of the Bible on which an open mind does not perceive a contradiction, an unlikely story, an obvious error, an historical impossibility of one sort or another. — Steve Allen
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Funny April 1 Sayings By Dave Chappelle: Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool. — Dave Chappelle
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Funny April 1 Sayings By Marlon Brando: Acting is an empty and usless profession. Acting is an empty and usless profession. — Marlon Brando
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Funny April 1 Sayings By Richard Sibbes: If Christ has once possessed the affections, there is no dispossessing of him again. A If Christ has once possessed the affections, there is no dispossessing of him again. A fire in the heart overcomes all fires without. — Richard Sibbes
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Funny April 1 Sayings By April Mae Monterrosa: Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable. — April Mae Monterrosa
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Funny April 1 Sayings By April Henry: Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry
Funny April 1 Sayings By April White: 1429 was a whole year long, and Paris is a big city. When in 1429, 1429 was a whole year long, and Paris is a big city. When in 1429, and where in Paris are two very big questions on a long list of big questions that we don't know the answers to." Funny, for a second there, I actually sounded rational and careful. As if leaping head-first into bad plans wasn't my specialty. Ringo — April White
Funny April 1 Sayings By Estelle Morris: I do recognise that, where recruitment difficulties persist, teachers can be put under great pressure. I do recognise that, where recruitment difficulties persist, teachers can be put under great pressure. — Estelle Morris
Funny April 1 Sayings By T.F. Hodge: Do not only think about it, but feel about it, also, before taking appropriate action. Do not only think about it, but feel about it, also, before taking appropriate action. — T.F. Hodge
Funny April 1 Sayings By Holly Stone: Attraction is a funny thing. Women can be beautiful and still do nothing for me. Attraction is a funny thing. Women can be beautiful and still do nothing for me. They can be stereotypically sexy and I will still pass them over. They can look innocent and it won't interest me, have a sassy attitude and I'll be looking elsewhere. I get bored easily and am as fickle as April weather. — Holly Stone
Funny April 1 Sayings By Kevin Hearne: The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not."~Oberon The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not."
~Oberon — Kevin Hearne
Funny April 1 Sayings By Heather Dixon: All the girls joined in.'I was thirteen last April and it rained on my birthday All the girls joined in.
'I was thirteen last April and it rained on my birthday and I didn't even get to wear anything special -'
'We turned ten - just two months ago -'
'I usually get a book for my birthday - but - this year -'
'You forgot my birthday, too.'
'And mine.'
The girls looked miserable. The King opened his mouth, then shut it.
'Sir!' whined Lord Teddie. 'You forgot my birthday, too!'
Bramble gave a surprised laugh, then slapped her hand over her mouth, as though shocked at letting it out. The tension broke. The girls laughed sheepishly, and Lord Teddie beamed. He probably did not have many ladies think him funny. — Heather Dixon
Funny April 1 Sayings By Olivia Cunning: I want to kiss every inch of you," he murmured and ground his cock against I want to kiss every inch of you," he murmured and ground his cock against her mound. "Then I want to lick every inch. And touch. Then suck. Then fuck." He gave her hair a hard tug. "Every inch. — Olivia Cunning
Funny April 1 Sayings By Susan Barry: Just as I could not imagine a world in stereo depth, an individual with normal Just as I could not imagine a world in stereo depth, an individual with normal normal stereopsis cannot experience the worldview of a person who has always lacked steropsis. This may be surprising because you can eliminate clues from stereopsis simply by closing one eye. What's more, many people do not notice a great difference when viewing the world with one eye or two. When a normal binocular viewer closes one eye, however, he or she still uses a lifetime of past visual experiences to re-create the missing stereo information. — Susan Barry
Funny April 1 Sayings By Bree Despain: If you're going to be a superhero, can I be your sidekick?" -April"What?" -Grace"The Dynamic If you're going to be a superhero, can I be your sidekick?" -April
"What?" -Grace
"The Dynamic Duo!" -April
"Um, I'm pretty sure sidekicks have to have super powers, too. -Grace
"Oh Yeah ... Okay, but you can always use an Alfred." April
"My Alfred?" -Grace
"Oh come on Please I can help you design gadgets and stuff. Oh! I can design you outfits for crime fighting!" -April
" *sigh* Okay. Sure. But no spandex" -Grace — Bree Despain
Funny April 1 Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Harry took out his wand, murmured, "Lumos!" and a tiny light appeared at the end Harry took out his wand, murmured, "Lumos!" and a tiny light appeared at the end of it, just enough to let them watch the path for signs of spiders. "Good thinking," said Ron. "I'd light mine, too, but you know - it'd probably blow up or something. . . . — J.K. Rowling
Funny April 1 Sayings By April Mae Monterrosa: Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa
Funny April 1 Sayings By Gordon B. Hinckley: Imagine how our own families, let alone the world, would change if we vowed to Imagine how our own families, let alone the world, would change if we vowed to keep faith with one another, strengthen one another, look for and accentuate the virtues in one another, and speak graciously concerning one another. Imagine the cumulative effect if we treated each other with respect and acceptance, if we willingly provided support. Such interactions practiced on a small scale would surely have a rippling effect throughout our homes and communities and, eventually, society at large. — Gordon B. Hinckley
Funny April 1 Sayings By Criss Jami: April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. — Criss Jami
Funny April 1 Sayings By Thomas Sowell: I'm so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate I'm so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white. — Thomas Sowell
Funny April 1 Sayings By Ryan Kwanten: My life is very much consumed with work. My life is very much consumed with work. — Ryan Kwanten
Funny April 1 Sayings By April Bloomfield: My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong mother, and it's funny, because both of my sisters - I have two sisters, and I'm the baby, but they all work hard. I'm not sure where I get it from, and I'm not sure where they get it from, but they must get it from somewhere ... I like to work. — April Bloomfield
Funny April 1 Sayings By Sean Carroll: Where misunderstanding dwells, misuse will not be far behind. No theory in the history of Where misunderstanding dwells, misuse will not be far behind. No theory in the history of science has been more misused and abused by cranks and charlatans - and misunderstood by people struggling in good faith with difficult ideas - than quantum mechanics. — Sean Carroll
Funny April 1 Sayings By Glendon Swarthout: The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout
Funny April 1 Sayings By April Gornik: Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them. — April Gornik