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26 Funny Bald Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Bald Sayings By G.K. Chesterton: The obvious thing to say of his appearance was that he would have been extremely The obvious thing to say of his appearance was that he would have been extremely handsome if he had not been entirely bald. But, indeed, that would itself be a rather bald way of putting it. Fantastic as it sounds, it would fit the case better to say that people would have been surprised to see hair growing on him; as surprised as if they had found hair growing on the bust of a Roman emperor. — G.K. Chesterton
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Funny Bald Sayings By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr
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Funny Bald Sayings By Austin O'Malley: Better a bald head than none at all. Better a bald head than none at all. — Austin O'Malley
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Funny Bald Sayings By Rita Rudner: Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. — Rita Rudner
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Funny Bald Sayings By Soledad O'Brien: I come to New Orleans so often that, one day soon, someone's going to declare I come to New Orleans so often that, one day soon, someone's going to declare me a native. I love the food. I love the music. I serve on the board of the New Orleans Jazz Orchestra. — Soledad O'Brien
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Funny Bald Sayings By Phyllis Diller: I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions. I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions. — Phyllis Diller
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Funny Bald Sayings By Rita Rudner: Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner
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Funny Bald Sayings By Raegan Butcher: I used to wonder what I was doing wrong. Now I know: just about everything. I used to wonder what I was doing wrong. Now I know: just about everything. — Raegan Butcher
Funny Bald Sayings By Stephen King: The face of the clown in the stormdrain was white, there were funny tufts of The face of the clown in the stormdrain was white, there were funny tufts of red hair on either side of his bald head, and there was a big clown-smile painted over his mouth. If George had been inhabiting a later year, he would have surely thought of Ronald McDonald before Bozo or Clarabell. — Stephen King
Funny Bald Sayings By C. Wright Mills: Those in authority within institutions and social structures attempt to justify their rule by linking Those in authority within institutions and social structures attempt to justify their rule by linking it, as if it were a necessary consequence, with moral symbols, sacred emblems, or legal formulae which are widely believed and deeply internalized. These central conceptions may refer to a god or gods, the 'votes of the majority,' the 'will of the people,' the 'aristocracy of talents or wealth,' to the 'divine right of kings' or to the alleged extraordinary endowment of the person of the ruler himself. — C. Wright Mills
Funny Bald Sayings By Aesop: If you wish me well, do not stand pitying me, but lend me some succour If you wish me well, do not stand pitying me, but lend me some succour as fast as you can; for pity is but cold comfort when one is up to the chin in water, and within a hair's breadth of starving or drowning. — Aesop
Funny Bald Sayings By Jim Butcher: Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with a bad toupee, and with an even worse comb-over, but this was the first time I'd seen him sporting a full-on Charles Xavier. — Jim Butcher
Funny Bald Sayings By Stephan Pastis: I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did. I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did. — Stephan Pastis
Funny Bald Sayings By Joss Stirling: He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald patch on top of his head fringed by curls when we stood side by side. — Joss Stirling
Funny Bald Sayings By Ridley Scott: I've always avoided sequels, unless I felt there was something fresh. I've always avoided sequels, unless I felt there was something fresh. — Ridley Scott
Funny Bald Sayings By Seinfeld 2000: Sudenly Garge spring up and walk to the wall to admire some modarn art hanging Sudenly Garge spring up and walk to the wall to admire some modarn art hanging on Frank and Estele Catandas wall. Hes impressed. Frank and Estele have always had a traditienel sensibility when it come to aesthetic matter's. For as long as he knew it, this space on the wall was ocupied by a Normen Rockwell print of a smileing child with a cast on his arm eating a handful of bird seed out of the hand of the postman. But now its replace with this minimelist art work, a large black rectangle. He make out hes bald reflectien in the imposibly smooth black surfece. It look like something that should be hang in the Moma (Museum Of Modarn Art).
"This is beauteful," Garge remark. "It seem like a stark comentary on the end of art. Who designe this?"
"Not art," Frank go. "Thats a televisien. — Seinfeld 2000
Funny Bald Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Demons feed on death and pain madness," Valentine said. "When I kill, it is because Demons feed on death and pain madness," Valentine said. "When I kill, it is because I must. You grew up in a falsely beautiful paradise surrounded by fragile glass walls, my daughter. Your mother created the world she wanted to live in and she brought you up in it, but she never told you it was an illusion. And all the time the demons waited with their weapons of blood and terror to smash the glass and pull you free of the lie. — Cassandra Clare
Funny Bald Sayings By Daley Thompson: During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the good, the bald and the ugly. — Daley Thompson
Funny Bald Sayings By Ella Winter: Even if I do not see the fruits, the struggle has been worthwhile. If my Even if I do not see the fruits, the struggle has been worthwhile. If my life has taught me anything, it is that one must fight. — Ella Winter
Funny Bald Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Bald Sayings By Jaye Wells: Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I Sure. What's the worst that could happen."
Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this."
I cringed. "I'm so sorry."
"I'm bald!" Giguhl continued. "I look like a freak."
"It's not that bad," I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life. — Jaye Wells
Funny Bald Sayings By Ugo Betti: We cannot bear to regard ourselves simply as playthings of blind chance, we cannot admit We cannot bear to regard ourselves simply as playthings of blind chance, we cannot admit to feeling ourselves abandoned. — Ugo Betti
Funny Bald Sayings By Sylvie Meis: It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. — Sylvie Meis
Funny Bald Sayings By Tim Tebow: I'm not always the best at picking out what goes together. I always want to I'm not always the best at picking out what goes together. I always want to be presentable, but more than that, I want to be different. I've never just wanted to follow the crowd. I think that goes back to when I was a boy. If everyone was doing one thing, I'd do something different. — Tim Tebow
Funny Bald Sayings By Cynthia Heimel: The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn't have a chair. We're running scared; we want ours. — Cynthia Heimel
Funny Bald Sayings By J.R.R. Tolkien: We have had enough of the old men and the money-counters!" And people further off We have had enough of the old men and the money-counters!" And people further off took up the cry: "Up Bowman, and down with the moneybags, — J.R.R. Tolkien