Funny Bib Famous Quotes & Sayings

When the devil grows old he turns hermit. — Ludovico Ariosto

This last year she has been in danger of becoming an eccentric or else one of those persons who does not bother to put a saucer under her cup. — Carol Shields

Operate from ur strength and not ur weakness.everyone has weaknesses — Ikechukwu Joseph

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room. — Del Close

Win. He was often described in the society pages as an "international playboy," and she guessed that fit. He was blue-blooded old money, very old money, the kind of old money that disembarked from the Mayflower and immediately called for a caddy and a tee time. — Harlan Coben

A trial was a stupid word, considering
that an attempt was never good enough: you were supposed to toe the line, period. — Jodi Picoult

Throughout my career I've played a lot of parts that might've been played by a man. They're human roles rather than specifically men or women. I've never been as hooked into that as a lot of women are, you know, like, 'There aren't enough roles for women.' There aren't necessarily a lot of good roles for anybody. — Edie Falco

Eves, on the scale from wholesome to whoresome, you're practically Amish. — Kresley Cole

I may be dead but I'm a dead witch. And we don't forget. — Neil Gaiman

Have we not, indeed, loved mankind, in so humbly recognizing their impotence, in so lovingly alleviating their burden and allowing their feeble nature even to sin, with our permission? Why have you come to interfere with us now? And why are you looking at me so silently and understandingly with your meek eyes? Be angry! I do not want your love, for I do not love you. And what can I hide from you? Do I not know with whom I am speaking? What I have to tell you is all known to you already, I can read it in your eyes. And is it for me to hide our secret from you? Perhaps you precisely want to hear it from my lips. Listen, then: we are not with you, but with him, that is our secret! For a long time now - eight centuries already - we have not been with you, but with him — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. — Katherine Whitehorn

In his entry under the verb 'to antedate', Johnson quotes the essayist Jeremy Collier: 'By reading, a man does, as it were, antedate his life, and makes himself contemporary with the ages past.' It is Johnson's engagement with the past and his revival of a diffuse pot-pourri of materials that make the Dictionary such an unexpectedly vibrant work. At — Henry Hitchings