Funny But True Love Famous Quotes & Sayings

42 Funny But True Love Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Dogs are angels full of poop.Oliver Gaspirtz Funny But True Love Sayings By Oliver Gaspirtz: Dogs are angels full of poop.
Margaret: Oh you weak people, you weak, beautiful people! - who give up. What you want is someone to [she turns out the rose-silk lamp] take hold of you. Gently, gently, with love! And I do love you, Brick, I do!
Brick [smiling with charming sadness]: Wouldn't it be funny if that was true?
Tennessee Williams Funny But True Love Sayings By Tennessee Williams: Margaret: Oh you weak people, you weak, beautiful people! - who give up. What you
What you don't even realize now - what you will only come to understand in time, but lucky for you, I'm here to tell you - is you're not going to give two shits about this band in a few years. In fact, I guarantee that this group that you admire so much and that you are putting all of your love and dedication and devotion into will be nothing more than an obsession you will be immensely embarrassed of having had. One day you'll be in college, maybe you'll be at a party, and someone will say, 'Hey, do you remember The Ruperts? How shitty was their music?' and you will have a moment of crisis: Do you admit your former love for them, or do you concede, because you know in your heart that this person is right? And guess what you'll say? You'll say, 'Yeah, their music was utter. Putrid.Garbage.Goldy Moldavsky Funny But True Love Sayings By Goldy Moldavsky: What you don't even realize now - what you will only come to understand in
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.Michael W. Grimard Funny But True Love Sayings By Michael W. Grimard: I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.Aditi Mathur Kumar Funny But True Love Sayings By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
It's a funny thing that people are always ready to admit it if they've no talent for drawing or music, whereas everyone imagines that they themselves are capable of true love, which is a talent like any other, only far more rare.Nancy Mitford Funny But True Love Sayings By Nancy Mitford: It's a funny thing that people are always ready to admit it if they've no
Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.Rob Sheffield Funny But True Love Sayings By Rob Sheffield: Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
They say the path of true love never runs smooth. Well, Luke and my true love's path didn't run at all, it limped along in new boots that were chafing its heels. Blistered and cut, red and raw, every hopping, lopsided step, a little slice of agony.Marian Keyes Funny But True Love Sayings By Marian Keyes: They say the path of true love never runs smooth. Well, Luke and my true
I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true.Azita Ghanizada Funny But True Love Sayings By Azita Ghanizada: I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little
When you're in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second person did not fulfill you either. At this point, you have to choose the third person because God is getting a little tired of your inattention and indecisiveness, and is planning on sending a fourth person into your life just to slap you around with the bible for not entering the promised land.Shannon L. Alder Funny But True Love Sayings By Shannon L. Alder: When you're in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you
One ought not to fall in love with someone by way of their writing. One must be especially careful if the writing is good, for then one assumes the writer is good, funny, clever, profound, sensitive, smart, wise, loving, and true. It is unfair to the writer and dangerous to the reader to hold the writer to the standards of his writing, for in his writing, the writer is his best self; in person, he is a person, and we all know what that means.Jane Juska Funny But True Love Sayings By Jane Juska: One ought not to fall in love with someone by way of their writing. One
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.Tia Giacalone Funny But True Love Sayings By Tia Giacalone: Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his
I love writing both fiction and memoir. Both have unique challenges; bottom line, fiction is hard because you have to come up with the credible, twisty plot, and memoir is hard because you have to say something true and profound, albeit in a funny way.Lisa Scottoline Funny But True Love Sayings By Lisa Scottoline: I love writing both fiction and memoir. Both have unique challenges; bottom line, fiction is
She'd read ton of books with female heroines who swooned at the sight of their true love and had thought them to be incredibly wimpy. Now here she stood, barely able to keep herself upright. Not that she was in love...far from it. But a girl could appreciate a bona fide hottie when she saw one, right?Abigail Owen Funny But True Love Sayings By Abigail Owen: She'd read ton of books with female heroines who swooned at the sight of their
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.Shannon L. Alder Funny But True Love Sayings By Shannon L. Alder: Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.Zayn Malik Funny But True Love Sayings By Zayn Malik: Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.Criss Jami Funny But True Love Sayings By Criss Jami: Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show
I know the path by heart, by heart- a funny expression, so true. My heart knows right where to go.Cynthia Hand Funny But True Love Sayings By Cynthia Hand: I know the path by heart, by heart- a funny expression, so true. My heart
And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.Cassandra Clare Funny But True Love Sayings By Cassandra Clare: And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we
Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at another member of the opposite sex. Humans are not part of that little club. Like the other 97% of species, humans are not monogamous by nature. We just pretend that we are.Oliver Markus Funny But True Love Sayings By Oliver Markus: Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters
Stoplights and love can be cruelSesame Street Funny But True Love Sayings By Sesame Street: Stoplights and love can be cruel
Monster a person though monster not human.
Monster like music. Like Beatles! Like Schumann!
World full of stupid. World full of noise.
Monster feel ANGRY. No birthday. No joys.
World full of JUNK monster not comprehend.
What is a childhood? What is a friend?
Monster and human both want the same.
Want conversation. Want love. WANT NO PAIN.
If monster speak heart: monster life only worsen.
Monster not human: BUT MONSTER A PERSON!
Jennifer Finney Boylan Funny But True Love Sayings By Jennifer Finney Boylan: Monster a person though monster not human.Monster like music. Like Beatles! Like Schumann!World full of
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.Shannon Hale Funny But True Love Sayings By Shannon Hale: Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And
Time is a funny thing, it can give and it can take away; and a single moment in time can truly change one's life forever!
The best kind of love is unexpected, unexplainable, undeniable, and unimaginable.
Your sweet scent will forever be with me, reminding me of the love we once shared. I will breathe in the memories until we meet again.
Before you act on what you have been told, consider your source. It may simply be assumption on their part, and that can be far from fact.
Why stand back and wait for someone to fail when you can stand up and offer your support?
Love is when the sound of your partner's snoring lulls you to sleep, and it acts as a reminder that they are there by your side.
Building a wall around your heart is a voluntary imprisonment to which only you have the key. Open your heart to life's possibilities!
Donna L. Jones Funny But True Love Sayings By Donna L. Jones: Time is a funny thing, it can give and it can take away; and a
I want (the story) to be about good and evil and true love, and it should also be funny. No talking animals. Not too much fooling around with the narrative structure. The ending should be happy but still realistic, believable, you know, and there shouldn't be a moral although we should be able to think back later and have some sort of revelation. No 'and suddenly they woke up and discovered that it was all a dream.' Got that?Kelly Link Funny But True Love Sayings By Kelly Link: I want (the story) to be about good and evil and true love, and it
I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first sight. Insta-love isn't something that happens in real life. It happens in the books I read, but not in the world I live. Though here stands this beautiful, sexy, funny, sweet and amazing guy who has done everything short of professing love at first sight to me and I'm still standing here like a pair of lungs suffocating, needing him in order to breathe. I'm not running, I'm here, submerged in all of my vulnerability, taking the biggest chance I ever have with my heart and soul. I hope I'm choosing wisely. I stared at the ground and felt his eyes on the top of my head.Kathryn Perez Funny But True Love Sayings By Kathryn Perez: I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first
The Princess Bride
S. Morgenstern's
Classic Tale of True Love
and High Adventure
You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.
William Goldman Funny But True Love Sayings By William Goldman: The Princess BrideS. Morgenstern'sClassic Tale of True Loveand High AdventureYou had to admire a guy
Jenny Offill's Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I've read before. If I tell you that it's funny, and moving, and true; that it's as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it?Michael Cunningham Funny But True Love Sayings By Michael Cunningham: Jenny Offill's Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I've read before. If I tell you
So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker.Holly Hood Funny But True Love Sayings By Holly Hood: So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.Mark Leiren-Young Funny But True Love Sayings By Mark Leiren-Young: Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus
And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its face was flattened like a racoon that had run full tilt into a brick wall. A triangular stub of a nose jutted out at an angle beneath a fringe that must have been difficult to see through. In fact, from side-on it looked disturbingly like John Lennon.Tony James Slater Funny But True Love Sayings By Tony James Slater: And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms
It was a startling revelation, really. How had I gone from infatuation to soul-clenching lust to ... love?
True love defies logic. That's its signature trait.
Funny, people always said love was something that grew in both intensity and depth as you got to know a person, but I was never sure about that. Maybe the love is already there, dormant inside your heart, waiting for "the one" to unlock it. That would certainly explain how I felt; I loved him. I felt like I always had and I always would
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Funny But True Love Sayings By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff: It was a startling revelation, really. How had I gone from infatuation to soul-clenching lust
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.Werley Nortreus Funny But True Love Sayings By Werley Nortreus: You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have
We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we're so self-righteous sometimes, in terms of, like, our nationality, our country. But we're people from somewhere else; the true 'Americans' are the original peoples. It's funny, but we're a very territorial species.Peter Dinklage Funny But True Love Sayings By Peter Dinklage: We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we're
I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that enters space and bounds off to another galaxy, a tune so pretty you think the words are true, you do!Lorrie Moore Funny But True Love Sayings By Lorrie Moore: I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into
She got icing all over her face. I think that's why I like her. For the good stuff, she's willing to get icing all over her face. Who wouldn't want a girl like that?Laura Ruby Funny But True Love Sayings By Laura Ruby: She got icing all over her face. I think that's why I like her. For
I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.Criss Jami Funny But True Love Sayings By Criss Jami: I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the
She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It's kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn't listening.Dark Jar Tin Zoo Funny But True Love Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of
It's funny about love', Sophia said. 'The more you love someone, the less he likes you back.'
'That's very true,' Grandmother observed. 'And so what do you do?'
'You go on loving,' said Sophia threateningly. 'You love harder and harder.
Tove Jansson Funny But True Love Sayings By Tove Jansson: It's funny about love', Sophia said. 'The more you love someone, the less he likes
Deep love-true-heart love-must grow. Back then I didn't yet understand the burning kind of love, so instead I thought about the rice paddies I used to see on my daily walks down to the river with my brother when I still had all my milk teeth. Maybe I could make our love grow like a farmer made his crop to grow-through hard work, unwavering will, and the blessings of nature. How funny that I can remember that even now! Waaa! I knew so little about life, but I knew enough to think like a farmer.Lisa See Funny But True Love Sayings By Lisa See: Deep love-true-heart love-must grow. Back then I didn't yet understand the burning kind of love,
One splendid summer afternoon Kaspar realized he had never been happier in his life or both of his lives, past and present. Not fireworks-orgasms-and-champagne happy, but on waking in the morning he was glad almost every single day to be exactly where he was. He had never before experienced the feeling of genuine, constant well-being and it was a true revelation. The longer the satisfaction continued, the less he thought about his previous life as a mechanic and the extraordinary things he'd once seen and been able to do. Misery may love company but happiness is content to be alone. The funny irony of his existence now was, as long as he was this happy and content with his lot, Kaspar didn't need to make much of an effort to "walk away" from his mechanic's life because now he was sated with this one both in mind and heart.Jonathan Carroll Funny But True Love Sayings By Jonathan Carroll: One splendid summer afternoon Kaspar realized he had never been happier in his life or
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.Vilmos Zsigmond Funny But True Love Sayings By Vilmos Zsigmond: I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things