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11 Funny Cooler Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Cooler Sayings By Tammy Blackwell: I'm really feeling more like a Harry Potter to your Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.""Harry I'm really feeling more like a Harry Potter to your Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger."
"Harry Potter? Someone is awful full of themselves."
"And this way Charlie can be always-loyal and cooler than cool Neville Longbottom, and Liam gets to be Sirius."
Jase shook his head. "Sirius dies."
"Lupin?"
"Also dies."
"A Weasley twin?"
"Liam isn't that funny, and Fred dies."
I searched over the entire cast of Harry Potter. "All the cool people die. — Tammy Blackwell
Funny Cooler Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick"No. It's not. It's a memento from your This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick
"No. It's not. It's a memento from your enemies." Caleb
"Yeah, well, at least it makes my heart surgery scar look cooler." Nick — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Cooler Sayings By Josh Ruxin: Rwandans have a funny relationship with God, which they convey through a story that anyone Rwandans have a funny relationship with God, which they convey through a story that anyone can tell you: "God worked very hard for six days creating the heavens and the earth. But on the seventh day, he needed a break, so he picked Rwanda as the place to take a much needed sleep. God sleeps in Rwanda, then keeps busy at work everywhere else."
This story has two meanings: The negative take is that God is not in Rwanda to protect you or answer your prayers, that He comes here only to shut His eyes. The other interpretation of "God sleeps in Rwanda" is that the country is a mile up, cooler and more beautiful than any other place, and so, naturally, this would be where God comes when He is not punching the clock. His favorite place. It was the second interpretation that we needed to believe. — Josh Ruxin
Funny Cooler Sayings By Annette Johnson: And most of the time, when you're young and dumb - you know everything! Charles And most of the time, when you're young and dumb - you know everything! Charles Freeman Lee bebop pianist and trumpeter — Annette Johnson
Funny Cooler Sayings By Greg Gutfeld: How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure. — Greg Gutfeld
Funny Cooler Sayings By Alfonso Cuaron: It's a cliche, but Americans are puritanical. In their movies, they are scared of sex, It's a cliche, but Americans are puritanical. In their movies, they are scared of sex, but they overindulge in violence. I could have cut a G-rated version of 'Y Tu Mama Tambien' that would have pleased the American ratings board, but it would have been five minutes long. — Alfonso Cuaron
Funny Cooler Sayings By Chris Smith: One day before he left, Jon called me into his office and he had a One day before he left, Jon called me into his office and he had a pair of shoes and he said, "What do you think of these shoes?" And I said, "Oh, they're good shoes." He said, "What size are you?" I said, "I'm a size eleven." He said, "I'm a size eight." And he said, "Will these fit you?" And I said, "No." And he said, "Don't let anyone ever tell you, you can't fill my shoes. You're not meant to fill them."
~ TREVOR NOAH — Chris Smith
Funny Cooler Sayings By William Boyd: I wasn't feeling grief: that hellish chest-crammed agony you feel - but some portion of I wasn't feeling grief: that hellish chest-crammed agony you feel - but some portion of my brain activated by the memory decided to trigger the tear ducts — William Boyd
Funny Cooler Sayings By Joe Pantoliano: Who owns the NY Post? 20th Century Fox. Talk about vertical integration. Who owns the NY Post? 20th Century Fox. Talk about vertical integration. — Joe Pantoliano
Funny Cooler Sayings By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: We give advice, we do not inspire conduct. We give advice, we do not inspire conduct. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Funny Cooler Sayings By Douglas Coupland: Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat. — Douglas Coupland