Funny Cop Retirement Famous Quotes & Sayings

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12 Funny Cop Retirement Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Bill Bailey: Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams. — Bill Bailey
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Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Virgil: We have to thank God for this retirement. We have to thank God for this retirement. — Virgil
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Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By David Letterman: My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. — David Letterman
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Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Ann Landers: At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all. — Ann Landers
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Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Bob Monkhouse: What do gardeners do when they retire? What do gardeners do when they retire? — Bob Monkhouse
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Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Douglas Preston: Steve Forman strafes the south Florida scene with Boca Knights, an outrageously funny mystery novel Steve Forman strafes the south Florida scene with Boca Knights, an outrageously funny mystery novel with a raft of offbeat characters and prose that moves trippingly off the pen. His main man, Eddie Perlmutter, ex-Boston cop attempting semi-retirement in Boca Raton like a fish trying to retire out of the water, is a character for the ages. Carl Hiaasen, watch your back. — Douglas Preston
Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Bob Arum: Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum
Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Ernie J Zelinski: Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski
Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Charles Taylor Manatt: Sanders was a friend of chickens. Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt
Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Lola J. May: There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. — Lola J. May
Funny Cop Retirement Sayings By Henny Youngman: Old teachers never die, they just grade away. Old teachers never die, they just grade away. — Henny Youngman