Funny Frisbee Famous Quotes & Sayings

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12 Funny Frisbee Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Frisbee Sayings By Dave Attell: Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter. — Dave Attell
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Funny Frisbee Sayings By Charlotte Perkins Gilman: John says I musn't lose my strength, and has me take cod liver oil and John says I musn't lose my strength, and has me take cod liver oil and lots of tonics and things, to say nothing of ale and wine and rare meat.
Dear John! He loves me very dearly, and hates to have me sick. I tried to have a real earnest reasonable talk with him the other day, and tell him how I wish he would let me go and make a visit to Cousin Henry and Julia.
But he said I wasn't able to go, nor able to stand it after I got there; and I did not make out a very good case for myself, for I was crying before I had finished.
It is getting to be a great effort for me to think straight. Just this nervous weakness I suppose.
And dear John gathered me up in his arms, and just carried me upstairs and laid me on the bed, and sat by me and read to me till it tired my head.
He said I was his darling and his comfort and all he had, and that I must take care of myself for his sake, and keep well. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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Funny Frisbee Sayings By Hugh Laurie: I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but I don't know why they'd decided to confine its purpose just to sitting. Obviously, sitting was one of the things you could do in a room this size; but you could also stage operas, hold cycling races, and have an absolutely cracking game of frisbee, all at the same time, without having to move any of the furniture.
It could rain in a room this big. — Hugh Laurie
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Funny Frisbee Sayings By Jamee N. Crosby: I come in, fuck shit up, grab my bitches, and proceed home." My mentality entering I come in, fuck shit up, grab my bitches, and proceed home." My mentality entering every social function. — Jamee N. Crosby
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Funny Frisbee Sayings By Nicki Minaj: You could never understand why I grind like I doMakiyah & Jalani why I grind You could never understand why I grind like I do
Makiyah & Jalani why I grind like I do — Nicki Minaj
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Funny Frisbee Sayings By Dylan Moran: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran
Funny Frisbee Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Frisbee Sayings By Maloy Krishna Dhar: India's soul lived in the villages. India's soul lived in the villages. — Maloy Krishna Dhar
Funny Frisbee Sayings By Jerry Coleman: Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. — Jerry Coleman
Funny Frisbee Sayings By Emily Dickinson: God gave a loaf to every bird, But just a crumb to me. God gave a loaf to every bird, But just a crumb to me. — Emily Dickinson
Funny Frisbee Sayings By Ana Blaze: Yeah, you were in my gym class. Didn't you get hit in the face with Yeah, you were in my gym class. Didn't you get hit in the face with a tennis ball one time?"
Kiley had long ago accepted that, despite the lack of any reasonable scientific explanation, her face clearly attracted sporting equipment. She'd absolutely gotten hit with a tennis ball, as well as a volleyball, a softball, and a Frisbee. Once she'd even managed to get wacked in the nose with a broom while they'd attempted to play a grounded version of Quidditch. "Yup, that was me. — Ana Blaze
Funny Frisbee Sayings By Donny Osmond: You always draw from your roots. I'm influenced by everything I hear and see, and You always draw from your roots. I'm influenced by everything I hear and see, and that includes music today, but obviously I go back to my early influences: Stevie Wonder, Parliament, Earth, Wind & Fire, Ohio Players, Average White Band. Those kind of artists are what I look to. When I hear that stuff on the radio, I turn it up! — Donny Osmond