Funny Glasses Famous Quotes & Sayings

33 Funny Glasses Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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I'm a librarian in town,' she began.
'You sure about that?'
The words popped out before he could stop them.
Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.'
smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth.
'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.'
The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.
Susan Mallery Funny Glasses Sayings By Susan Mallery: I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?'The words popped out before
You become funny for a reason. I became an actor because that's who I was, nothing else - it was the only thing I was good at. You become a clown and you make people laugh because a) it protects you from everything, and b) it's this validating force in your life. And when you're 12 and 13 years old, you need validation and you're lost and you're kind of floating and you suffer from a severe learning disability and you're overweight and you have glasses ... you become funny for a reason.Matthew Lillard Funny Glasses Sayings By Matthew Lillard: You become funny for a reason. I became an actor because that's who I was,
He was sensitive, so he had to be kind. I think of it whenever I see a young woman fawning all over a nerdy guy, some comedian or actor, thinking he couldn't ever be cruel because he's funny and he wears glasses. He's not conventionally hot, so he's not full of himself, so he'll be a good boyfriend, right?...Guys like that always seem to think they're Duckie from Pretty in Pink when they're actually Steff.Mara Wilson Funny Glasses Sayings By Mara Wilson: He was sensitive, so he had to be kind. I think of it whenever I
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "Jim Gaffigan Funny Glasses Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give
No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache.Dan Slott Funny Glasses Sayings By Dan Slott: No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does
They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of Houdini torture tank of doom. How do you breathe in there? It looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.Jerry Seinfeld Funny Glasses Sayings By Jerry Seinfeld: They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in
I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"Jim Gaffigan Funny Glasses Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But
When they were all up playing in the nursery George caught something again and had monia on account of getting cold on his chest and Yourfather was very solemn and said not to grieve if God called little brother away. But God brought little George back to them only he was delicate after that and had to wear glasses, and when Dearmother let Eveline help bathe him because Miss Mathilda was having the measles too Eveline noticed he had something funny there where she didn't have anything. She asked Dearmother if it was a mump, but Dearmother scolded her and said she was a vulgar little girl to have looked. Hush, child, don't ask questions. Evaline got red all over and cried and Adelaide and Margaret wouldn't speak to her for days on account of her being a vulgar little girl.John Dos Passos Funny Glasses Sayings By John Dos Passos: When they were all up playing in the nursery George caught something again and had
It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses.Danielle Panabaker Funny Glasses Sayings By Danielle Panabaker: It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is
Sound ... if you look at bats you know that navigate with sonar, they're like you know they're very precise. They can even see a bat head towards a building and swerve away, but you'll see a bird that doesn't ... you know smash right into a glass window. It's very funny.DJ Spooky Funny Glasses Sayings By DJ Spooky: Sound ... if you look at bats you know that navigate with sonar, they're like
She waved, laughing, waiting for him to go zooming past her. Instead he slowed, then came to a stop right in front of her.
"What are you doing?" she demanded, as he put his foot on the asphalt. She pointed to the finish line, a scant hundred yards away. "Go."
People around them started screaming. Josh ignored them all.
He pulled off his glasses. "How you doing?"
"Josh! This isn't funny. Move." She glanced over his shoulder, knowing the other racers would appear at any second. "Just finish. You can win. Then we'll talk."
"We can talk now."
She shrieked. "No! I said I was wrong. I said I loved you. What more do you want?"
"You," he said. "For always."
"Yes, yes. You can have that. Now go. Cross the finish line. It's right there. Can't see it? Hurry."
"You'll marry me?"
The man next to her turned. "For God's sake, lady. Marry him already.
Susan Mallery Funny Glasses Sayings By Susan Mallery: She waved, laughing, waiting for him to go zooming past her. Instead he slowed, then
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.Woody Allen Funny Glasses Sayings By Woody Allen: As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.Edwin Arlington Robinson Funny Glasses Sayings By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.Jon Pertwee Funny Glasses Sayings By Jon Pertwee: In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had
You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."Jim Gaffigan Funny Glasses Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up
ROTHKO: (Explodes) 'Pretty.' 'Beautiful.' 'Nice.' 'Fine.' That's our life now! Everything's 'fine'. We put on the funny nose and glasses and slip on the banana peel and the TV makes everything happy and everyone's laughing all the time, it's all so goddamn funny, it's our constitutional right to be amused all the time, isn't it? We're a smirking nation, living under the tyranny of 'fine.' How are you? Fine.. How was your day? Fine. How are you feeling? Fine. How did you like the painting? Fine. What some dinner? Fine ... Well, let me tell you, everything is not fine!!
HOW ARE YOU?! ... HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ... HOW ARE YOU FEELING? Conflicted. Nuanced. Troubled. Diseased. Doomed. I am not fine. We are not fine. We are anything but fine.
John Logan Funny Glasses Sayings By John Logan: ROTHKO: (Explodes) 'Pretty.' 'Beautiful.' 'Nice.' 'Fine.' That's our life now! Everything's 'fine'. We put on
When Springsteen meets a future girlfriend on the boardwalk in Asbury Park, he delivers this electric introduction: "She was Italian, funny, a beatific tomboy, with just the hint of a lazy eye, and wore a pair of glasses that made me think of the wonders of the library.Bruce Springsteen Funny Glasses Sayings By Bruce Springsteen: When Springsteen meets a future girlfriend on the boardwalk in Asbury Park, he delivers this
I've made it my business to observe fathers and daughters. And I've seen some incredible, beautiful things. Like the little girl who's not very cute - her teeth are funny, and her hair doesn't grow right, and she's got on thick glasses - but her father holds her hand and walks with her like she's a tiny angel that no one can touch. He gives her the best gift a woman can get in this world: protection. And the little girl learns to trust the man in her life. And all the things that the world expects from women - to be beautiful, to soothe the troubled spirit, heal the sick, care for the dying, send the greeting card, bake the cake - allof those things become the way we pay the father back for protecting us ...Adriana Trigiani Funny Glasses Sayings By Adriana Trigiani: I've made it my business to observe fathers and daughters. And I've seen some incredible,
From: Beth Fremont
To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder
Sent: Thurs, 09/30/1999 3:42 PM
Subject: If you were Superman ...
... and you could choose any alter ego you wanted, why the hell would you choose to spend your Clark Kent hours - which already suck because you have to wear glasses and you can't fly - at a newspaper? Why not pose as a wealthy playboy like Batman? Or the leader of a small but important nation like Black Panther? Why would you choose to spend your days on deadline, making crap money, dealing with terminally crabby editors?
Rainbow Rowell Funny Glasses Sayings By Rainbow Rowell: From: Beth Fremont To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder Sent: Thurs, 09/30/1999 3:42 PM Subject: If you were
You should have seen him," she said. "A real ladies' man. Stuff in his hair. Dark glasses. Fancy shoes. He had no idea how funny he looked. I much prefer men with ordinary shoes and honest trousers.Alexander McCall Smith Funny Glasses Sayings By Alexander McCall Smith: You should have seen him," she said. "A real ladies' man. Stuff in his hair.
NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.Peter Sagal Funny Glasses Sayings By Peter Sagal: NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super
She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.Nenia Campbell Funny Glasses Sayings By Nenia Campbell: She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.
In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.Laurence Olivier Funny Glasses Sayings By Laurence Olivier: In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses,
[He] carefully put a funky-looking pair of reading glasses on her. "There we go. How are they?"
She blinked experimentally, peering around the room. "Good, I think. Thank you."
"Wear them the next time we f***. That would be thanking me."
"Aww. You say the sweetest things."
"Don't I?
Kylie Scott Funny Glasses Sayings By Kylie Scott: [He] carefully put a funky-looking pair of reading glasses on her. "There we go. How
You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.Bedrich Smetana Funny Glasses Sayings By Bedrich Smetana: You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you.
Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.Steve Martin Funny Glasses Sayings By Steve Martin: Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's
We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.Chic Murray Funny Glasses Sayings By Chic Murray: We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.
Darling Daddy,
This is Rose.
So flames went all up the kitchen wall. Saffron called the fire brigade and the police came too to see if it was a trick and the police woman said to Saffron Here You Are Again because of when I got lost having my glasses checked. But I was with Tom whose grandmother is a witch on top of the highest place in town.
Love, Rose.
Hilary McKay Funny Glasses Sayings By Hilary McKay: Darling Daddy,This is Rose.So flames went all up the kitchen wall. Saffron called the fire
A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica ... Do you have individually wrapped cashews'Mitch Hedberg Funny Glasses Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of
When he was a kid, it used to feel like his parents disappeared when the got drunk. As the levels of their glasses went down, he could sense them pulling away from him, as if they were together on the same boat, slowly pulling away from the shore where Oliver was left stranded, still himself, still boring, sensible Oliver, and he'd think, Please don't go, stay here with me, because his real mother was funny and his real father was smart, but they always went. First his dad got stupid and his mum got giggly, and then his mum got nasty and his dad got angry, and so it went until there was no point staying and Oliver went to watch movies in his bedroom. He'd had his own VCR in his bedroom. He'd had a privileged upbringing, had never wanted for anything.Liane Moriarty Funny Glasses Sayings By Liane Moriarty: When he was a kid, it used to feel like his parents disappeared when the
The whole idea of losing one's virginity is kind of ridiculous. To lose something implies carelessness. A mistake that you can fix simply by recovering the lost object, like your cell phone or your glasses. Virginity is more like shedding something than losing it. As in, Don't worry, Mom. You can call off the helicopters and police dogs. Turns out - get this - I didn't actually lose my virginity. I just cast it off somewhere between here and Monterey. Can you believe it? It could be anywhere by now, what with all that wind.Sarah Ockler Funny Glasses Sayings By Sarah Ockler: The whole idea of losing one's virginity is kind of ridiculous. To lose something implies
Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!Keiko Nobumoto Funny Glasses Sayings By Keiko Nobumoto: Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.Dara O Briain Funny Glasses Sayings By Dara O Briain: I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and