Funny Honesty Famous Quotes & Sayings

27 Funny Honesty Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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I don't think that [Hillary Clinton] can turn around her honesty and trustworthiness problems with one speech, but she could present herself tonight as more relatable, give people a glimpse of that warm, funny woman the people who meet her in small groups and one-on-one say that she is.Tamara Keith Funny Honesty Sayings By Tamara Keith: I don't think that [Hillary Clinton] can turn around her honesty and trustworthiness problems with
Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny.JD Era Funny Honesty Sayings By JD Era: Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the
The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or two.Mark Twain Funny Honesty Sayings By Mark Twain: The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.Louis C.K. Funny Honesty Sayings By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.Olivia Munn Funny Honesty Sayings By Olivia Munn: If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.Dark Jar Tin Zoo Funny Honesty Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was
There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, "Lift your chin, darling, you are not eighteen." I enjoyed his honesty. Also, I'm pretty sure he says that to models who are nineteen.Tina Fey Funny Honesty Sayings By Tina Fey: There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino,
I discuss with myself questions of politics, love, taste, or philosophy. I let my mind rove wantonly, give it free rein to followany idea, wise or mad that may present itself ... My ideas are my harlots.Denis Diderot Funny Honesty Sayings By Denis Diderot: I discuss with myself questions of politics, love, taste, or philosophy. I let my mind
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.Amit Kalantri Funny Honesty Sayings By Amit Kalantri: You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it
What reaches an audience is honesty. If you're saying something truthful that's supposed to be a funny line, it's going to be funny. And if it's supposed to be a serious line, it's going to be serious. But, I don't think there's a distinction between how you play drama or comedy, if it's based in the truth.Barbra Streisand Funny Honesty Sayings By Barbra Streisand: What reaches an audience is honesty. If you're saying something truthful that's supposed to be
Clare's been called a lot of things- smart and funny, driven and talented- but memorable certainly isn't one of them. The most important things about her- the ones she's most proud of- are apparent only once you get to know her.Jennifer E. Smith Funny Honesty Sayings By Jennifer E. Smith: Clare's been called a lot of things- smart and funny, driven and talented- but memorable
It's funny; sometimes you learn the most from watching people display their worst.Aliza Licht Funny Honesty Sayings By Aliza Licht: It's funny; sometimes you learn the most from watching people display their worst.
It's funny: I always imagined when I was a kid that adults had some kind of inner toolbox full of shiny tools: the saw of discernment, the hammer of wisdom, the sandpaper of patience. But then when I grew up I found that life handed you these rusty bent old tools - friendships, prayer, conscience, honesty - and said 'do the best you can with these, they will have to do'. And mostly, against all odds, they do.Anne Lamott Funny Honesty Sayings By Anne Lamott: It's funny: I always imagined when I was a kid that adults had some kind
You should have seen him," she said. "A real ladies' man. Stuff in his hair. Dark glasses. Fancy shoes. He had no idea how funny he looked. I much prefer men with ordinary shoes and honest trousers.Alexander McCall Smith Funny Honesty Sayings By Alexander McCall Smith: You should have seen him," she said. "A real ladies' man. Stuff in his hair.
Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.Criss Jami Funny Honesty Sayings By Criss Jami: Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.Courteney Cox Funny Honesty Sayings By Courteney Cox: Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
People say that you always have to tell the truth. But they do not mean this because you are not allowed to tell old people that they are old and you are not allowed to tell people if they smell funny or if a grown-up has made a fart. And you are not allowed to say, 'I don't like you,' unless that person has been horrible to you.Mark Haddon Funny Honesty Sayings By Mark Haddon: People say that you always have to tell the truth. But they do not mean
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?Jess C. Scott Funny Honesty Sayings By Jess C. Scott: I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.Arthur C. Clarke Funny Honesty Sayings By Arthur C. Clarke: The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero
The human body is the best work of art.Jess C. Scott Funny Honesty Sayings By Jess C. Scott: The human body is the best work of art.
I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.Nathan Fillion Funny Honesty Sayings By Nathan Fillion: I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh
Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don't think so though I'm not sure if I'd like to be and argh I don't think there's anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals.Jess C. Scott Funny Honesty Sayings By Jess C. Scott: Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.
Jess C. Scott Funny Honesty Sayings By Jess C. Scott: Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things
David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.T. R. Knight Funny Honesty Sayings By T. R. Knight: David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.Dark Jar Tin Zoo Funny Honesty Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.Mark Wahlberg Funny Honesty Sayings By Mark Wahlberg: I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
Even in fiction, I feel rigorous honesty applies. It doesn't apply to facts; it applies to what I think of as not telling emotional lies, which is a funny business.Siri Hustvedt Funny Honesty Sayings By Siri Hustvedt: Even in fiction, I feel rigorous honesty applies. It doesn't apply to facts; it applies