Funny I Don Hate You Famous Quotes & Sayings

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39 Funny I Don Hate You Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By L.J.Smith: Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she turns out to be a vampire, don't you just hate it when that happens? — L.J.Smith
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Roz Chast: I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people. — Roz Chast
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By David Levithan: There is this book, Destroy All the Cars. It's about how caring about something deeply There is this book, Destroy All the Cars. It's about how caring about something deeply can also make you hate the world, because the world can be really disappointing. But don't worry
it's also funny, too. Because that's how you get through all the disappointment, right? You have to find it all funny. — David Levithan
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Kage Baker: Funny thing about those Middle Ages, said Joseph. They just keep coming back. Mortals keep Funny thing about those Middle Ages, said Joseph. They just keep coming back. Mortals keep thinking they're in Modern Times, you know, they get all this neat technology and pass all these humanitarian laws, and then something happens: there's an economic crisis, or science makes some discovery people can't deal with. And boom, people go right back to burning Jews and selling pieces of the true Cross. Don't you ever make the mistake of thinking that mortals want to live in a golden age. They hate thinking. — Kage Baker
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Tucker Max: See, what you're talking about is why hanging out with ME would be fun for See, what you're talking about is why hanging out with ME would be fun for YOU. It doesn't explain anything about why it'd be fun for ME. You don't bring banter. You aren't witty. You aren't funny. There is nothing to pick from your brain. You're looking for me to entertain you. A relationship is an exchange, not a one-way street. Look beyond your own personal desires for a second and understand what you bring to the exchange- nothing. — Tucker Max
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Simone Elkeles: Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.""I hate you, too. Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Karyl McBride: Dear MommyI'm doing really good,I get all A's in schoolAnd I don't cry at bedtime Dear Mommy
I'm doing really good,
I get all A's in school
And I don't cry at bedtime anymore,
Though my new mom said I could.
I remember how much you hate tears,
You slapped them out of me
To make me strong,
I think it worked.
I learned to use a microscope
And my hair grew two inches.
It's pretty, just like yours.
I'm not allowed to clean the house,
Only my own room,
Isn't that a funny rule?
You say kids are so much trouble
Getting born, they better pay it back.
I'm not supposed to take care
Of the other kids, only me, I sort of like it.
I still get the hole in my stomach
When I do something wrong,
I have a saying on my mirror
"Kids make mistakes, It's OK,"
I read it every day,
Sometimes I even believe it.
I wonder if you ever think of me
Or if you're glad the troublemaker's gone,
I never want to see you again.
I love you, Mommy. — Karyl McBride
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Jim Norton: I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Natalya Vorobyova: I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph. — Natalya Vorobyova
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Janet Evanovich: Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna — Janet Evanovich
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Bella Jewel: Sugar, what the fuck did I say about games? I don't fuckin' play them. You Sugar, what the fuck did I say about games? I don't fuckin' play them. You ain't gonna make a scene about somethin' you don't know. Get out to my bike, shut your mouth and we'll talk."
"I hate you when you're bossy," I say, before spinning on my heel.
"You fuckin' love me, you moody little shit. — Bella Jewel
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Callum Keith Rennie: The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies. — Callum Keith Rennie
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Nora Ephron: I loathed being sixty-four, and I will hate being sixty-five. I don't let on about I loathed being sixty-four, and I will hate being sixty-five. I don't let on about such things in person; in person, I am cheerful and Pollyannaish. But the honest truth is that it's sad to be over sixty. The long shadows are everywhere - friends dying and battling illness. A miasma of melancholy hangs there, forcing you to deal with the fact that your life, however happy and successful, has been full of disappointments and mistakes, little ones and big ones. There are dreams that are never quite going to come true, ambitions that will never quite be realized. There are, in short, regrets. Edith Piaf was famous for singing a song called "Non, je ne regrette rien." It's a good song. I know what she meant. I can get into it; I can make a case that I regret nothing. After all, most of my mistakes turned out to be things I survived, or turned into funny stories, or, on occasion, even made money from. But — Nora Ephron
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Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Colleen Hoover: It pisses me off that you allow something so trivial to define such a huge It pisses me off that you allow something so trivial to define such a huge part of you. I can't make you pretty in this book, because that would be an insult. You're fucking beautiful. And you're funny. And the only times I'm not completely enamored by you are the moments you're feeling sorry for yourself. Because I don't know if you've realized this yet, but you're alive, Fallon. And every time you look in the mirror, you don't have the right to hate what you see. Because you survived when a lot of people don't get that lucky. So from now on when you think about your scars, you aren't allowed to resent them. You're going to embrace them, because you're lucky to be on this earth to see them. And any guy you allow to touch your scars better thank you for that privilege." My — Colleen Hoover
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Gena Showalter: I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist — Gena Showalter
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Wylie Dufresne: We have a funny sort of love/hate relationship with critics because, unfortunately, in the art/commerce We have a funny sort of love/hate relationship with critics because, unfortunately, in the art/commerce dance that we do, they drive people to the restaurant. Regardless of sometimes how well we prepare the food, if people don't know that we're out there, if someone isn't talking about us, you guys aren't coming. — Wylie Dufresne
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Demetri Martin: I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Anjali Kirpalani: I smile at the interviewer's stern face to buy more time. This is why I I smile at the interviewer's stern face to buy more time. This is why I hate interviews. I don't see the point of them; you can't really be honest. I can't tell Mrs. Chainani that I left my producer job because all my colleagues were bitches. The job was too stressful and everyone was horrible. It certainly wasn't glamorous. I'm not really passionate about the media. I'm not passionate about anything, really. I just need a job. Anything will do. — Anjali Kirpalani
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Bob Dylan: Feeling funny in my mind, Lord I believe I'm fixing to die Well, I don't Feeling funny in my mind, Lord I believe I'm fixing to die Well, I don't mind dying But I hate to leave my children crying Well, I look over yonder to that burying ground Look over yonder to that burying ground Sure seems lonesome, Lord, when the sun goes down — Bob Dylan
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Ellen DeGeneres: Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?" — Ellen DeGeneres
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Derek Landy: It's not so bad."Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying.""I'll get used to it. So will It's not so bad."
Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying."
"I'll get used to it. So will you."
"I ... I don't think I'll be able to."
"I'll be there to help when you need it."
"But I hate you."
Valkyrie smiled. "No you don't."
"No, I do. I want to kill you and stuff."
"We actually became friends in those caves."
"That's not what happened, " said Melancholia.
"We're pals. We're buddies."
"If my wrists weren't in shackles, my hands would be round your throat."
"You want to hug my throat because we're friends. — Derek Landy
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Jean Webster: He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a lot; it's dreadful when two people's senses of humour are antagonistic. I don't
believe there's any bridging that gulf!
And he is
Oh, well! He is just himself, and I miss him, and miss him, and miss him. The whole world seems empty and aching. I hate the moonlight because it's beautiful and he isn't here to see
it with me. But maybe you've loved somebody, too, and you know? If you have, I don't need to explain; if you haven't, I can't explain. — Jean Webster
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Chris Rock: The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body. — Chris Rock
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Jaime Pressly: I don't know anybody that has a teenage son or daughter who at some point I don't know anybody that has a teenage son or daughter who at some point hasn't been like, 'God, I hate them' just under their breath. It's not meant to be literal. It's funny. — Jaime Pressly
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By R.J. Dennis: I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Margaret Peterson Haddix: Sure you can be a coward and hope somone else changes the wrld for you. Sure you can be a coward and hope somone else changes the wrld for you. You can hide up in that attic of yours until someone knocks on the door and says, 'Oh, hey, they freed the hidden. Want to come out?' Is that what you want"
Luke didnt answer
"You've got to come, Luke, or you'll hate yourself the rest of your life. When you dont have to hide anymore, even years from now, there'll always be some small part of you whispering 'I don't deserve this. I didnt fight for it. I'm not worth it.' And you are, Luke, you are. You're smart and funny and nice, and you should be living life, instead of being buried alive in that old house of yours — Margaret Peterson Haddix
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By John Green: You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, I could hate you for being massively unpunctual and for never being interested in anything other than Margo Roth Spiegelman, and for, like, never asking me about how it's going with my girlfriend - but I don't give a shit, man, because you're you. My parents have a shit ton of black Santas, but that's okay. They're them. I'm too obsessed with a reference website to answer my phone sometimes when my friends call, or my girlfriend. That's okay, too. That's me. You like me anyway. And I like you. You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually. — John Green
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Demetri Martin: I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out. — Demetri Martin
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Kristan Higgins: Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she said, giving him the Slitty Eyes of Death. "You're totally unfair, and if I run away, you shouldn't be surprised." "Don't make me put a computer chip in your ear," Liam answered. "It's not funny! I hate you." "Well, I love you, even if you did ruin my life by turning into a teenager," he said, rubbing his eyes. "Did you study for your test?" "Yes." "Good." He looked at his daughter - so much like Emma, way too pretty. Why weren't there convent schools anymore? Or chastity belts? "Want some supper? I saved your plate." She rolled her eyes with all the melodrama a teenager could muster. "Fine. I may as well become a fat pig since I can't ever go on a date." "That's my girl," he said and, grinning, got up to heat up her dinner. — Kristan Higgins
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Kerrelyn Sparks: What are you waiting for?" shanna asked. "He's dying! Do it!" Conner looked at Angus. What are you waiting for?" shanna asked. "He's dying! Do it!"
Conner looked at Angus. "Ye do it. It was yer idea."
"Nay? Ye were the first to suggest it. Ye do it."
"I'm no' touching him." Conner said.
He nudged Phineas "Ye do it."
"I don't even know how!" Phineas poked at Robby. "You do it."
"Why me?" Robby turned to Angus. "Ye're the expert. Ye do it."
Angus grimaced. "I'm no' doing it. I hate the bugger."
"Stop it!" Shanna screamed "You- Forget it! I'll do it myself."
"Shanna you don't know how," Roman said.
"Gods blood. I guess I have to do it."
"You guess?" Shanna cried "Are you going to let him die?"
"He threatens to kill me every time he sees me. — Kerrelyn Sparks
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you."
"So don't bother."
"Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you," he pointed out.
"Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."
He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. — Cassandra Clare
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Amy Sedaris: I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell me something's funny, I'll want to rebel against it. When I go to a bookstore and see books categorized as humor, I get furious. Don't tell me that a book is funny. Let me decide if it's funny. It's the same with sitcoms. You call something a sitcom and people expect it to be funny. And that ruins everything. — Amy Sedaris
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Elizabeth Gilbert: I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny ... I forgive him everything. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Laurann Dohner: I hate wearing the helmet but I don't want the humans falling in love with I hate wearing the helmet but I don't want the humans falling in love with me. They couldn't handle all this." She winked before disappearing into one of the rooms."-Breeze — Laurann Dohner
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Anna Quindlen: It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone. — Anna Quindlen
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Chris Rock: Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get my hair cut on Dekalb Avenue. I never been in a barbershop and heard a bunch of brothers talking about Jews. Black people don't hate Jews. Black people hate white people! We don't got time to dice white people up into little groups. I hate everybody! I don't care if you just got here. "Hey, I'm Romanian." "You Romanian cracker!" — Chris Rock
Funny I Don Hate You Sayings By Edmund White: In the past, when gays were very flamboyant as drag queens or as leather queens In the past, when gays were very flamboyant as drag queens or as leather queens or whatever, that just amused people. And most of the people that come and watch the gay Halloween parade, where all those excesses are on display, those are straight families, and they think it's funny. But what people don't think is so funny is when two middle-aged lawyers who are married to each other move in next door to you and your wife and they have adopted a Korean girl and they want to send her to school with your children and they want to socialize with you and share a drink over the backyard fence. That creeps people out, especially Christians. So, I don't think gay marriage is a conservative issue. I think it's a radical issue. — Edmund White