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Funny Illness Sayings By Philip K. Dick: The first thing that went wrong, according to Fat, had to do with the radio. The first thing that went wrong, according to Fat, had to do with the radio. Listening to it one night- he had not been able to sleep for a long time- he heard the radio saying hideous words, sentences which it could not be saying. Beth, being asleep, missed that. So that could have been Fat's mind breaking down; by then his psyche was disintegrating at a terrible velocity.
Mental illness is not funny. — Philip K. Dick
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Funny Illness Sayings By Casey Renee Kiser: Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious. Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
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Funny Illness Sayings By Nora Ephron: I loathed being sixty-four, and I will hate being sixty-five. I don't let on about I loathed being sixty-four, and I will hate being sixty-five. I don't let on about such things in person; in person, I am cheerful and Pollyannaish. But the honest truth is that it's sad to be over sixty. The long shadows are everywhere - friends dying and battling illness. A miasma of melancholy hangs there, forcing you to deal with the fact that your life, however happy and successful, has been full of disappointments and mistakes, little ones and big ones. There are dreams that are never quite going to come true, ambitions that will never quite be realized. There are, in short, regrets. Edith Piaf was famous for singing a song called "Non, je ne regrette rien." It's a good song. I know what she meant. I can get into it; I can make a case that I regret nothing. After all, most of my mistakes turned out to be things I survived, or turned into funny stories, or, on occasion, even made money from. But — Nora Ephron
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Funny Illness Sayings By Philip K. Dick: Mental illness is not funny. Mental illness is not funny. — Philip K. Dick
Funny Illness Sayings By Sol Luckman: Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health. — Sol Luckman
Funny Illness Sayings By Julia Sweeney: Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. — Julia Sweeney
Funny Illness Sayings By Teresa Toten: There were also times when they didn't kiss and roam nonstop. The in-between times. That's There were also times when they didn't kiss and roam nonstop. The in-between times. That's when they just held each other and whispered. Marnie, of course, heard it all. Adam would try to make Robyn laugh, and she would, whether it was funny or not. She would tease him and he would tell her what it was like before. And they talked about what it would be like after. It was as if they were two normal kids in love, sitting on a sofa in a warm living room, telling each other almost everything and sorting out the world with someone's mom puttering annoyingly in the background. Except, of course, they weren't two normal kids. Would never be. — Teresa Toten
Funny Illness Sayings By John Green: One of the pitfalls about writing about illness is that it is very easy to One of the pitfalls about writing about illness is that it is very easy to imagine people with cancer as either these wise-beyond-their-years creatures or these sad-eyed tragic people. And the truth is, people living with cancer are very much like people who are not living with cancer. They're every bit as funny and complex and diverse as anyone else. — John Green
Funny Illness Sayings By Dave Barry: My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. — Dave Barry
Funny Illness Sayings By Eloisa James: Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.''Sounds like a Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?'
'Neythen, my lord.'
'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm sorry, Lord Sandys, your son has contracted neythen and won't live a month. No, no, there's nothing I can do. Sandys would have preferred hearing that to syphilis. — Eloisa James
Funny Illness Sayings By Wildbow: Popular culture has twisted it, but popular culture has twisted madness in general. They make Popular culture has twisted it, but popular culture has twisted madness in general. They make it funny, they romanticize it, or they make it exaggerated. But true mental illness is nothing to laugh at. I stayed in the Birdcage for some time, I've seen scary things, and I've become numb to a great deal, but going mad is perhaps the scariest. — Wildbow
Funny Illness Sayings By Gail Honeyman: I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me well on most occasions (not if it's something to do with death or illness, though -- I know that now.) — Gail Honeyman
Funny Illness Sayings By Eloisa James: Neythen looked perplexed. 'My mum always said I'm named after a saint, not an illness.''Which Neythen looked perplexed. 'My mum always said I'm named after a saint, not an illness.'
'Which one?'
'Well he had his head chopped off, see? And then he picked it up and carried it down the road a time. All the way back home, I think.'
'Messy,' Piers said. 'Not to mention unlikely, though one has to think of chickens and their post-mortal abilities. Did she think that you would inherit the same gift?'
Neythen blinked. 'No, my lord.'
'Perhaps she was just hopeful. It behooves mothers to look ahead to this sort of possibility, after all. I'm tempted to behead you just to see if she was right.Sometimes the most unlikely superstitions turn out to have a basis in fact. — Eloisa James
Funny Illness Sayings By Rob Thurman: It's true. Goodfellow is monogamous. he's become a freak. A pervert. Depravity on the cloven It's true. Goodfellow is monogamous. he's become a freak. A pervert. Depravity on the cloven hoof."
"Or his balls fell off," suggested another puck who came to the bar. "Or his dick. Anyone who would hang out with Bacchus is bound to get a catastrophic genital rotting illness at some point. — Rob Thurman
Funny Illness Sayings By Thom Yorke: 15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you 15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill. — Thom Yorke