Funny Love Note Famous Quotes & Sayings

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10 Funny Love Note Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Love Note Sayings By Mac Barnett: Dear Mom,I won't be home this weekend because I'm wanted for treason and I have Dear Mom,
I won't be home this weekend because I'm wanted for treason and I have to clear my name. Also, I took the last Sprite from the fridge.
Love, Steve — Mac Barnett
Funny Love Note Sayings By Jeff Mariotte: You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean — Jeff Mariotte
Funny Love Note Sayings By Simone Elkeles: What I can't figure out is if you know you're a tease and are fuckin' What I can't figure out is if you know you're a tease and are fuckin' with me or whether you really are innocent."
"I'm not a tease."
I cock an eyebrow, then look down at my upper thigh where she's parked her hand. She snatches it away. "Okay, I didn't mean to put my hand there. Well, I mean, not really. It just kinda . . . wh . . . what I mean to say is--"
"I like it when you stutter," I say as I pull her down next to me and show her my own version of a Swedish massage until we're interrupted by Sierra and Doug. — Simone Elkeles
Funny Love Note Sayings By Michelle Hodkin: Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. 'What did you do?' Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.
'What did you do?' I said over the noise as he backed up towards the bathroom door.
'The girl who gave you the note?'
'Yes ... '
'I caught her staring at my lighter.'
I blinked. 'You gave a child, in a psych ward , a lighter?'
His eyes crinkled at the corners. 'She seemed trustworthy.'
'You're sick,' I said, but smiled.
'Hey, nobody's perfect. ' Noah smiled back. — Michelle Hodkin
Funny Love Note Sayings By Agatha Christie: There is too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of There is too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will. I must concede you the Devil. God doesn't really need to punish us, Miss Barton. We're so busy punishing ourselves. — Agatha Christie
Funny Love Note Sayings By Harley King: We fear what we most desire. We fear what we most desire. — Harley King
Funny Love Note Sayings By Lyndon B. Johnson: As the House is designed to provide a reflection of the mood of the moment, As the House is designed to provide a reflection of the mood of the moment, the Senate is meant to reflect the continuity of the past
to preserve the delicate balance of justice between the majority's whims and the minority's rights. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Funny Love Note Sayings By Dawn Garcia: If you cannot live with hope and create with intention or be kind to a If you cannot live with hope and create with intention or be kind to a stranger, bury your head. You are not living at all. — Dawn Garcia
Funny Love Note Sayings By Barbara Grizzuti Harrison: Grief does not end and love does not die and nothing fills its graven place. Grief does not end and love does not die and nothing fills its graven place. With grace, pain is transmuted into the gold of wisdom and compassion and the lesser coin of muted sadness and resignation; but something leaden of it remains, to become the kernel arond which more pain accretes (a black pearl): one pain becomes every other pain ... unless one strips away, one by one, the layers of pain to get to the heart of the pain - and this causes more pain, pain so intense as to feel like evisceration. — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
Funny Love Note Sayings By Lisa Edelstein: The roles that men and women play are no longer the standard traditional roles of The roles that men and women play are no longer the standard traditional roles of way back when but are those of two very individual people living their lives. I think it's been a hard transition in society - just take a look at the divorce rate - to figure out what that means now. How do you resolve that? — Lisa Edelstein