Funny Management Famous Quotes & Sayings

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9 Funny Management Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Management Sayings By Paul Stanley: You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. — Paul Stanley
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Funny Management Sayings By Lorne Michaels: The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. — Lorne Michaels
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Funny Management Sayings By Robert Conquest: The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. — Robert Conquest
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Funny Management Sayings By Todd Stocker: Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker
Funny Management Sayings By Gerry Geek: It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule. — Gerry Geek
Funny Management Sayings By Marc Maron: I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!' — Marc Maron
Funny Management Sayings By Gerry Geek: Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek
Funny Management Sayings By Gerry Geek: It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek
Funny Management Sayings By John C. Bogle: The general systems of money management today require people to pretend to do something they The general systems of money management today require people to pretend to do something they can't do and like something they don't. It's a funny business because on a net basis, the whole investment management business together gives no value added to all buyers combined. That's the way it has to work. Mutual funds charge two percent per year and then brokers switch people between funds, costing another three to four percentage points. The poor guy in the general public is getting a terrible product from the professionals. — John C. Bogle