Funny Mortal Instruments Famous Quotes & Sayings

12 Funny Mortal Instruments Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and ...
"And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A
It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to let her stand there and call me names?"
"Yes," Jace said kindly. "It'll do you good
try to think of it as endurance training.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to
Enormous? Did you just call me fat?Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Wait a second," Clary said."I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no
He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I'm just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they've ever sent me to look at. I've gotten lots of headshots and this and that, and I'm watching the audition and I literally started crying because that was my Jace and Clary on the screen. And it's an incredible feeling to see that even as an audition. This is amazing. He was snarky funny where he needed to be snarky funny, and he was badass where he needed to be badass. And he and Lily were incredible togetherCassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed
Though Alec had never seen the occupants of the first floor loft, they seemed to be engaged in a tempestuous romance. Once there had been a bunch of someone's belongings strewn all over the landing with a note attached to a jacket lapel addressed to "A lying liar who lies." Right now there was a bouquet of flowers taped to the door with a card tucked among the blooms that read I'M SORRY. That was the thing about New York: you always knew more about your neighbors' business than you wanted to.Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Though Alec had never seen the occupants of the first floor loft, they seemed to
Take off your shirt."
Jace raised his eyebrows.
"I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning."
"Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Take off your shirt."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you."
"So don't bother."
"Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you," he pointed out.
"Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."
He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped
I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
"There goes my Saturday.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?""You
So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?"
Alec gave him a very unpleasant look. "What's true?"
"Alexander," said Magnus coldly, and Clary met Simon's eyes across the table. Hers were wide, green, and full of an expression that said Uh-oh. "You can't be rude to everyone who talks to me."
Alec made a wide, sweeping gesture. "And why not? Cramping your style, am I? I mean, maybe you were hoping to flirt with werewolf boy here. He's pretty attractive, if you like the messy-haired, broad-shouldered, chiseled-good-looks type."
"Hey, now," said Jordan mildly.
Magnus put his head in his hands.
"Or there are plenty of pretty girls here, since apparently your taste goes both ways, Is there anything you aren't into?"
"Mermaids," said Magnus into his fingers. "They always smell like seaweed."
"It's not funny," Alec said savagely, and kicking back his chair, he got up from the table and stalked off into the crowd.
Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?"Alec gave him a very unpleasant look.
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.Cassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to
Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -JaceCassandra Clare Funny Mortal Instruments Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace