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You laugh very loud - as if you are the only one in the world," Despina commented.

Shahrzad wrinkled her nose. "That's funny. My sister says something very similar."

"I assume it makes little difference to you."

"Why? You'd prefer I stop?" she teased.

"No," Khalid said, as he strode into the Grand Portico. "I would not."

"Sayyidi." Despina bowed.

He nodded at her. "I cannot speak for Despina. But you do laugh too loud. And I hope you never stop.
Renee Ahdieh Funny No Hope Sayings By Renee Ahdieh: You laugh very loud - as if you are the only one in the world,"
My aunt made me an offer I had to refuse," said Jared. He looked forbidding.
Kami knew that expression, and remembered the feeling that used to go with it: he was unhappy. "So you ran away from home," she said. "To become a tavern wench."
"I'm not a tavern wench," said Jared. "That's not a job." His voice was slightly less stern than before, as if he was taken aback.
"It sounds like you're a tavern wench," Kami told him. "Fleeing persecution, you have to take up a menial occupation to keep your body and soul together. But at least its honest work, though as you labor, many predatory customers make advances and offer indignities."
"One can only hope," Jared responded.
Sarah Rees Brennan Funny No Hope Sayings By Sarah Rees Brennan: My aunt made me an offer I had to refuse," said Jared. He looked forbidding.Kami
I've never directed before, so I need to make sure that people know that I can. The movie that I've written, 'The Sophisticates,' is a ... small ensemble comedy and I hope it's charming and funny.Lena Headey Funny No Hope Sayings By Lena Headey: I've never directed before, so I need to make sure that people know that I
Bob Moses, composer, drummer, poet, artist, conceptualizer, inspirer of people, has created a musical environment that is balanced between discipline and freedom, compositional design and spontaneous inspiration. A party with a purpose. This album is original, soulful, funny and very special. I hope a lot of people get as much enjoyment from it as I have.Gil Evans Funny No Hope Sayings By Gil Evans: Bob Moses, composer, drummer, poet, artist, conceptualizer, inspirer of people, has created a musical environment
Oh my son! My son!" von Helrung cried. Now it was his turn to crush my master to his chest. "William! Your father has come for you!"
"I hope not! My father has been dead over fifteen years, von Helrun.
Rick Yancey Funny No Hope Sayings By Rick Yancey: Oh my son! My son!" von Helrung cried. Now it was his turn to crush
All right, my hope - but I am not saying the rest of it - I have something you need to feel."
She feigned the sound of outrage. "But we barely know each other, sir!"
He laughed softly. "But you must hold it in your hand and feel it change," he urged, in her ear. "I insist. I can wait no longer."
She knew they were on a serious subject, but the flutter of his breath on her skin, the low drawl of his words - heat raced along all her nerve endings. "Will I like it?"
"Well, I do have to apologize for its size. It is rather small." And with that, he pressed something rather small into her hand.
Sherry Thomas Funny No Hope Sayings By Sherry Thomas: All right, my hope - but I am not saying the rest of it -
Hello," said the beautiful elven maid. "I was just thinking, and I mean no offence, but - how can any fighting force crowded with the softer sex hope to prevail in battle?"
"Huh?" said Elliot, brilliantly. "The softer what?"
"I refer to men," said the elf girl. "Naturally I was aware the Border guard admitted men, and I support men in their endeavor to prove they are equal to women, but their natures are not warlike, are they?
Sarah Rees Brennan Funny No Hope Sayings By Sarah Rees Brennan: Hello," said the beautiful elven maid. "I was just thinking, and I mean no offence,
You couldn't hope to make a drama and have people rewriting on the day and having the actors making suggestions, "Wouldn't it be funny if my character did this?" "No. You're the actor. I'll tell you what to do."Declan Lowney Funny No Hope Sayings By Declan Lowney: You couldn't hope to make a drama and have people rewriting on the day and
For a moment, imagine the person you hope to marry. What do they look like? Are they funny, intelligent, kind? How do you hope they are living their life right now? Would it bother you if you knew they were hooking up each weekend or had five, ten, or fifteen different partners over the past several years? Or would it make you smile if you knew they were holding out for you? Why not live your life as you would want them to live theirs? Wait for the relationship.Sean Covey Funny No Hope Sayings By Sean Covey: For a moment, imagine the person you hope to marry. What do they look like?
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'Lewis Black Funny No Hope Sayings By Lewis Black: It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and
I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He's completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off.Colleen Hoover Funny No Hope Sayings By Colleen Hoover: I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm
Help us, Juli-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."
For a moment, that almost, almost made Julius feel like a hero. And then he remembered. "Doesn't Obi-Wan die in that movie?
Rachel Aaron Funny No Hope Sayings By Rachel Aaron: Help us, Juli-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."For a moment, that almost, almost made Julius
At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in the world
the Holocaust, racism, rape, et cetera. But for the sake of comedy, and the comedian's personal sanity, this requires a certain emotional distance. It's akin to being a shrink or a social worker. you might think that the most sensitive, empathetic person would make the best social worker, but that person would end up being soup on the floor. It really takes someone strong
someone, dare I say, with a big fat wall up
to work in a pool of heartbreak all day and not want to fucking kill yourself. But adopting a persona at once ignorant and arrogant allowed me to say what I didn't mean, even preach the opposite of what I believed. For me, it was a funny way to be sincere. And like the jokes in a roast, the hope is that the genuine sentiment
maybe even a goodness underneath the joke (however brutal) transcends.
Sarah Silverman Funny No Hope Sayings By Sarah Silverman: At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.Bob Hope Funny No Hope Sayings By Bob Hope: After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his
People are often wary of reading or watching anything in the horror genre because in their minds, it's just senseless gore, death and violence. Well, I can tell you from avid experience, that's not what horror is about. The horror genre teaches us that sometimes really bad things happen to really good people, but that hope always prevails in even the darkest of situations. That's a very important lesson, no matter how frightening you think the teacher is, and to be in the top of her class, all you need to do is to go in with an open mind.Rebecca McNutt Funny No Hope Sayings By Rebecca McNutt: People are often wary of reading or watching anything in the horror genre because in
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.Bob Hope Funny No Hope Sayings By Bob Hope: Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time
Are you still running that bar?" Maureen's voice dropped to a shocked whisper on the last word and Hope rolled her eyes, working the pick through Maureen's thick hair.

"The Cue Club? Yes, ma'am, I am." Angel leaned forward with her best devilish wink. "But I'm thinking of changing the name to the Den of Iniquity and getting some exotic dancers. You know, strippers."

Miss Maureen's eyes widened, pencil-thin brows nearly reaching the salt and pepper curls falling onto her forehead.
Linda Winfree Funny No Hope Sayings By Linda Winfree: Are you still running that bar?" Maureen's voice dropped to a shocked whisper on the
He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You're a bit crazy. You throw apples in people's faces when you're angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.Jennifer L. Armentrout Funny No Hope Sayings By Jennifer L. Armentrout: He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You're a bit crazy.
Tod crossed his arms over his snug white T-shirt, silently giving me the floor. Fortunately, I was prepared.
"Sabine ambushed me in the hall this morning and gave me a lecture on sex."
Tod's brow's rose halfway to his hairline.
"I hope you took notes ...
Rachel Vincent Funny No Hope Sayings By Rachel Vincent: Tod crossed his arms over his snug white T-shirt, silently giving me the floor. Fortunately,
I am intelligent
I am attractive
I am powerful
I am proactive
I am health
I am strength
I am stealth
I am surrounded by love
I am a beacon of hope
I-- HORKFLAKGLORKSPUKE
....
That was a hairball
And I am a cat
And what just happened
I am fine with that
Francesco Marciuliano Funny No Hope Sayings By Francesco Marciuliano: I am intelligent I am attractiveI am powerfulI am proactiveI am healthI am strengthI am
Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls into the sea. If he tries to climb out into the air as inexperienced people endeavour to do, he drowns
nicht wahr?
... No! I tell you! The way is to the destructive element submit yourself, and with the exertions of your hands and feet in the water make the deep, deep sea keep you up.
So if you ask me
how to be?
Joseph Conrad Funny No Hope Sayings By Joseph Conrad: Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a
Felicity Shaw," she says and sticks out a hand. Her suit is paler today but no less severe. "You look like you're feeling a little bit better, Detective." "Thank you," I say. "Fresh air and exercise. Drugs and doctors. All that." She doesn't smile. I think Swann would have smiled at that. Which I hope makes me funny and not Swann a woman with a terrible sense of humor. Could go either way on that one, though.Jonathan Wood Funny No Hope Sayings By Jonathan Wood: Felicity Shaw," she says and sticks out a hand. Her suit is paler today but
The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."Mitch Hedberg Funny No Hope Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something
What I hope to do in the States is to break up this stereotyping of Muslims and Arabs. I mean, we are basically the only sub-culture that is not represented in Hollywood. And it's funny because everybody is talking about the Muslim world and the Arab world, and we are not represented.Bassem Youssef Funny No Hope Sayings By Bassem Youssef: What I hope to do in the States is to break up this stereotyping of
You see, love is a funny thing. There are no guarantees, just the day-to-day and the moment. You make vows, hope for the best, and do your damnedest to love the person you're with.Jennifer Probst Funny No Hope Sayings By Jennifer Probst: You see, love is a funny thing. There are no guarantees, just the day-to-day and
The bartender put a notepad and a pencil before me. Breathing hard, the pencil trembling, I wrote:
Dear Sinclair Lewis:
You were once a god, but now you are a swine. I once reverenced you, admired you, and now you are nothing. I came to shake your hand in adoration, you, Lewis, a giant among American writers, and you rejected it. I swear I shall never read another line of yours again. You are an ill-mannered boor. You have betrayed me. I shall tell H. L. Muller about you, and how you have shamed me. I shall tell the world.
Arturo Bandini
P.S. I hope you choke on your steak.
John Fante Funny No Hope Sayings By John Fante: The bartender put a notepad and a pencil before me. Breathing hard, the pencil trembling,
S'mimasen," Alyss said repeatedly as they brushed against passerby.
"What does that mean?" Will asked as they reached a stretch of street bare of any other pedestrians. He was impressed by Alyss's grasp of the local language.
"It means 'pardon me,'" Alyss replied, but then a shadow of doubt crossed her face. "At least, I hope it does. Maybe I'm saying 'you have the manners of a fat, rancid sow.
John Flanagan Funny No Hope Sayings By John Flanagan: S'mimasen," Alyss said repeatedly as they brushed against passerby. "What does that mean?" Will asked
The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.Sophie Kinsella Funny No Hope Sayings By Sophie Kinsella: The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what
You have to understand that people feel threatened by a writer. It's very curious. He knows something they don't know. He knows how to write, and that's a subtle, disturbing quality he has. Some directors without even knowing it, resent the writer in the same way Bob Hope might resent the fact he ain't funny without twelve guys writing the jokes. The director knows the script he is carrying around on the set every day was written by someone, and that's just not something that all directors easily digest.Ernest Lehman Funny No Hope Sayings By Ernest Lehman: You have to understand that people feel threatened by a writer. It's very curious. He
I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.Nancy Springer Funny No Hope Sayings By Nancy Springer: I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.Solange Nicole Funny No Hope Sayings By Solange Nicole: Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
Stuffing one muffin in his mouth and a second in his pocket, Auguste slipped into a side passage and away. He'd just take a wander 'round the city and hope some assassin made a merciful move.Rachel Heffington Funny No Hope Sayings By Rachel Heffington: Stuffing one muffin in his mouth and a second in his pocket, Auguste slipped into
Class?" I asked in surprise. "Today?"
"This isn't a spa vacation, Tiger Lily. Just be glad it's History of Wormwood and not conditioning."
"Conditioning?"
"Hope you've got a bottle of Icy Hot in there.
Christine Manzari Funny No Hope Sayings By Christine Manzari: Class?" I asked in surprise. "Today?""This isn't a spa vacation, Tiger Lily. Just be glad
You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best ... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.Doug Stanhope Funny No Hope Sayings By Doug Stanhope: You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you
I don't want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I've been lucky enough to do, so far.Yvonne Strahovski Funny No Hope Sayings By Yvonne Strahovski: I don't want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope
It was funny to me how Murk played with these niggas and gave them hope in their last moments. "WhoPorscha Sterling Funny No Hope Sayings By Porscha Sterling: It was funny to me how Murk played with these niggas and gave them hope
Looking back now, it's funny to think we got so worked up, because usually the Sales were a big disappointment....But the point was, I suppose, we'd all of us in the past found something at a Sale, something that had become special...and so however much we tried to pretend otherwise, we couldn't ever shake off the old feelings of hope and excitement.Kazuo Ishiguro Funny No Hope Sayings By Kazuo Ishiguro: Looking back now, it's funny to think we got so worked up, because usually the
Horace sniffed the pleasant smell of wood smoke from the chimney. "Hope they're cooking something," he said. "I'm starved." "Who said that?" Will asked, feigning surprise and looking around in all directions. Then he pretended to relax. "Oh, it's only you, Horace. I didn't see you there in that cloak." Horace favored him with a long-suffering look. "Will, if it wasn't funny the first half-dozen times you said it, why do you think it would be funny now?" AndJohn Flanagan Funny No Hope Sayings By John Flanagan: Horace sniffed the pleasant smell of wood smoke from the chimney. "Hope they're cooking something,"
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.Bob Hope Funny No Hope Sayings By Bob Hope: The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside
It's not funny. Do you want the whole school to think I'm one of your sluts?"
Travis frowned. "No one thinks that. And if they do, they better hope I don't hear about it.
Jamie McGuire Funny No Hope Sayings By Jamie McGuire: It's not funny. Do you want the whole school to think I'm one of your
Move along," Hines said. "Last room down."
I spotted a fish tank halfway down the aisle. Dug into my pocket.
"Hi," I whispered. "Distraction in five. Four. Three ... "
I broke off as we neared the tank.
Hi spun. "Yo, warden. When do we eat around here? I'm hypoglycemic, plus I've got a hernia. And rabies simplex D. Basically, I need a ton of pills or my arms will fall off."
"Boy, you're on my last nerve."
As Hines glared at Hiram, I palmed the flash drive and dumped it into the fish tank. The yellow-and-black rectangle tumbled to the bottom.
So long, friend. Let's hope Shelton's email went through.
"It's a cultural thing," Hi was saying. "I think you're being very insensitive."
Hines snorted. "Do you want me to cuff you?"
"Kinda."
"Hi." I nodded.
Kathy Reichs Funny No Hope Sayings By Kathy Reichs: Move along," Hines said. "Last room down."I spotted a fish tank halfway down the aisle.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.Bob Hope Funny No Hope Sayings By Bob Hope: I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give inCaleb Followill Funny No Hope Sayings By Caleb Followill: You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope
So I have. Let me hold the baby, Scarlett. Oh, I know how to hold babies. I have many strange accomplishments. Well, he certainly looks like Frank. All except the whiskers, but give him time."
"I hope not. It's a girl.
Margaret Mitchell Funny No Hope Sayings By Margaret Mitchell: So I have. Let me hold the baby, Scarlett. Oh, I know how to hold
Mellon is thirteen," Raisa said. "I hope you have experience babysitting, Micah, because you're going to need it. Assuming the Demonai don't assassinate you first. Married at thirteen, widowed at fourteen. Poor Mellony.Cinda Williams Chima Funny No Hope Sayings By Cinda Williams Chima: Mellon is thirteen," Raisa said. "I hope you have experience babysitting, Micah, because you're going
Shay opened his palm, a Hershey's Kiss rested in his hand.
Mason winked at him. 'Welcome to the table, man. I hope you survive.'
'I think I'll manage.' He turned the silver-wrapped chocolate in his fingers. 'Thanks for this. There's nothing quite like a really good kiss.'
His mouth crinkled in a smile and he cast me a sidelong glance, making my toes curl.
Andrea Cremer Funny No Hope Sayings By Andrea Cremer: Shay opened his palm, a Hershey's Kiss rested in his hand.Mason winked at him. 'Welcome
Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do.Laura Miller Funny No Hope Sayings By Laura Miller: Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have.
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.Will Ferrell Funny No Hope Sayings By Will Ferrell: All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can
A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish what they hope and expect will be a permanent and fertile mating relationship. This we call marriage.C.D. Darlington Funny No Hope Sayings By C.D. Darlington: A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through
There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.Criss Jami Funny No Hope Sayings By Criss Jami: There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by
I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.Jim Norton Funny No Hope Sayings By Jim Norton: I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.
As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, & Understanding?Elvis Costello Funny No Hope Sayings By Elvis Costello: As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity,
In every drop of water, gust of air, speck of earth, and crackle of lightning, she hears the same thing: This world is alive. And it loves her.
A little while later, the storm notices that Jael has fallen asleep. The rain tapers off. The clouds sneak away like they're trying not to wake her. The wind caresses her cheek one last time, then disperses in all directions. It carries with it the memory of this funny girl with the sad green eyes. And it carries with it a little bit of hope that things might change. That the world might become what it was supposed to be.
Jon Skovron Funny No Hope Sayings By Jon Skovron: In every drop of water, gust of air, speck of earth, and crackle of lightning,
I couldn't figure out if it was fate or faith that had brought me there. How funny those two words sounded when paired together. One was the inevitable, something I could not change in my life, while the other was the hope and belief that I could. These two words were enemies of each other, and one of them was down right dangerous for a slave to have anywhere near his mind.Jay Grewal Funny No Hope Sayings By Jay Grewal: I couldn't figure out if it was fate or faith that had brought me there.
Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.Richelle E. Goodrich Funny No Hope Sayings By Richelle E. Goodrich: Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.
Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had that delusion. I was very realistic. I think it's a success, in that it turned out funny, I got everyone I wanted to be in it, and it will get seen. The hope is that it gets a little cult following. I think people will be surprised about who's in it and how funny it is. That's my hope.Matt Walsh Funny No Hope Sayings By Matt Walsh: Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had
You will have significant experiences. I hope that you will write them down and keep record of them, that you will read them from time to time and refresh your memory of those meaningful and significant things. Some may be funny. Some may be significant only to you. Some of them may be sacred and quietly beautiful. Some may build one upon another until they represent a lifetime of special experiences.Gordon B. Hinckley Funny No Hope Sayings By Gordon B. Hinckley: You will have significant experiences. I hope that you will write them down and keep
For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.Jim Gaffigan Funny No Hope Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in
In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.David Coleman Funny No Hope Sayings By David Coleman: In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.
Funny how even a grain of hope can manage to eclipse a whole world of despair.Ann Tatlock Funny No Hope Sayings By Ann Tatlock: Funny how even a grain of hope can manage to eclipse a whole world of
There's a funny thing about light and darkness
like hope, you can never blot out either one completely. They always exist, side by side, bright light making shadows darker, darkness making the light more beautiful, a tempting siren call. I can't hate the dark parts of myself. They are the things that showed me how special and rare the bright flames of trust, loyalty, friendship, and love were. My darkness showed me how to love Rob. But now I choose light and fire and love. No I choose freedom.
A.C. Gaughen Funny No Hope Sayings By A.C. Gaughen: There's a funny thing about light and darknesslike hope, you can never blot out either
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!Criss Jami Funny No Hope Sayings By Criss Jami: To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.Mokokoma Mokhonoana Funny No Hope Sayings By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.Judith Viorst Funny No Hope Sayings By Judith Viorst: I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream
Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something.Richelle Mead Funny No Hope Sayings By Richelle Mead: Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something.
It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy.Bob Hope Funny No Hope Sayings By Bob Hope: It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.Ben Stiller Funny No Hope Sayings By Ben Stiller: I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you
Everything is going to be fine."

"I don't want to live in a storm drain, Jackson."

"Not even with me?" He laughed.

"It's not funny, and no, not even with you!"

"You won't, and we won't. Everything will be fine. You are too fucking smart, Em. Hell, I'm too fucking smart, and we work too fucking hard for this shitty life. It won't happen."

"Swear to me." My voice was tiny.

"I swear on your life," he said, and I believed him. "But right now I'm kidnapping you in some loser's truck so I can hide you in my backyard. Let's just hope we can get past this part. I don't think colleges will look too fondly at a juvenile record.
Renee Carlino Funny No Hope Sayings By Renee Carlino: Everything is going to be fine.""I don't want to live in a storm drain, Jackson.""Not
I hope it hurts," she said vehemently. "Perhaps that will teach you not to be running about on rooftops! What possessed you to do such a thing?"
Sir Ross gave her a narrow-eyed glance. "For some reason the suspect didn't want to come down to the ground so that I could catch him more easily.
Lisa Kleypas Funny No Hope Sayings By Lisa Kleypas: I hope it hurts," she said vehemently. "Perhaps that will teach you not to be
Do you think it's funny that both of our favourite memories are about the people we like the least now?" I ask.

"Maybe that's why we dislike them," she says. "The distance between who they were and who they are is so wide, we have no hope of getting them back.
Nicola Yoon Funny No Hope Sayings By Nicola Yoon: Do you think it's funny that both of our favourite memories are about the people
Personally I think there is no doubt that sub-atomic energy is available all around us, and that one day man will release and control its almost infinite power. We cannot prevent him from doing so and can only hope that he will not use it exclusively in blowing up his next door neighbour. (1936)Francis William Aston Funny No Hope Sayings By Francis William Aston: Personally I think there is no doubt that sub-atomic energy is available all around us,
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.Bob Hope Funny No Hope Sayings By Bob Hope: The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43
This rain is crazy, huh?"

"Yeah. Hope your ark-building skills are decent, or we could be in trouble."

"We don't need an ark. I have some inflatable pool lounges. They have cup holders."

"Fancy."

"No expense spared to save my woman from the watery apocalypse."

"Nothing says 'I love you' more than quality recreational inflatables."

He makes a noise. "Now I have visions of that inflatable sheep Avery bought for his pool."

"We said we'd never discuss that.
Leisa Rayven Funny No Hope Sayings By Leisa Rayven: This rain is crazy, huh?""Yeah. Hope your ark-building skills are decent, or we could be
There is certainly no hope left of getting away. And it isn't even terrible; it's possibly funny, if even that. It's embarrassing. That's all. A little embarrassing to realize that I no longer control my life, that the major decisions have already been made, long before I was conscious that any change was occurring.Philip K. Dick Funny No Hope Sayings By Philip K. Dick: There is certainly no hope left of getting away. And it isn't even terrible; it's
The room fell silent. I frankly didn't know what I was going to do to help Eduardo, but I had the sense that he was right- no one else could help him, and without help, all that he'd done would crumble.
Plus, I like being called his only hope. I felt like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Tod Goldberg Funny No Hope Sayings By Tod Goldberg: The room fell silent. I frankly didn't know what I was going to do to
Email is such a funny thing. People hand you these single little messages that are no heavier than a river pebble. But it doesn't take long until you have acquired a pile of pebbles that's taller than you and heavier than you could ever hope to move, even if you wanted to do it over a few dozen trips. But for the person who took the time to hand you their pebble, it seems outrageous that you can't handle that one tiny thing.Merlin Mann Funny No Hope Sayings By Merlin Mann: Email is such a funny thing. People hand you these single little messages that are
Can I speak to Sayvyer, please?"
"You're looking for the savior? At 1:15 a.m.?"
"No. her name's Sayvyer."
"There's no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.
Zack Love Funny No Hope Sayings By Zack Love: Can I speak to Sayvyer, please?""You're looking for the savior? At 1:15 a.m.?""No. her name's
Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and no one is allowed to carry you."

"I don't remember signing a contract."

"All the more reason to promise me now."

"What if you're not around when I get hurt?"

"Send word, I'll come running."

"How big an injury does it have to be? Because sometimes I do this thing when I stand up too quickly and my ankle kind of twists a little---"

"Sounds serious. You don't want to put any weight on that. I'd better carry you the next time that happens."

"What if I skin my knee?"

"I'll carry you."

"Charley horse?"

"I'll carry you."

"Chipped toenail?"

"Not worth taking a risk. I'll carry you."

I grin at him [...] I have to admit -- he's funnier and smarter than I've given him credit for.
Claire LaZebnik Funny No Hope Sayings By Claire LaZebnik: Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember
I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it would spoil the excitement for me if it turned out I just have a funny little wrinkle on the surface of my brain which makes me think about invisible train platforms.J.K. Rowling Funny No Hope Sayings By J.K. Rowling: I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.Karl Pilkington Funny No Hope Sayings By Karl Pilkington: I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so
Not all babies are cute when they're born no matter how many new parents try to convince you otherwise. This is yet another lie the half-baked "theys" lead you to believe. Some babies are born looking like old men with wrinkled faces, age spots, and a receding hairline. When I was born, my father George took my hospital picture over to his friend Tim's house while my mom was still recuperating in the hospital. Tim took one look at my picture and said, "Oh sweet Jesus, George. You better hope she's smart." It was no different with my son, Gavin. He was funny looking. I was his mother, so I could say that. He had a huge head, no hair, and his ears stuck out so far I often wondered if they worked like the Whisper 2000, and he was able to pick up conversations from a block away.Tara Sivec Funny No Hope Sayings By Tara Sivec: Not all babies are cute when they're born no matter how many new parents try
Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don't often know where they are with themselves . It's no good trying to find out what makes them tick. It just can't be done. They have more moods than an army of cats with lives, and all you can hope is to spot the mood you're after when it turns up and step in quick. Hesitate you're a dead duck, unless you're one of those guys who like slow approach that might get you somewhere in a week or in a month or even a year.James Hadley Chase Funny No Hope Sayings By James Hadley Chase: Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they