Funny Optimist Pessimist Famous Quotes & Sayings

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17 Funny Optimist Pessimist Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Jhonen Vasquez: I don't like it when people dress up like Zim, because they look like Hulks. I don't like it when people dress up like Zim, because they look like Hulks. — Jhonen Vasquez
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Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Friedrich Nietzsche: Man will desire oblivion rather than not desire at all. Man will desire oblivion rather than not desire at all. — Friedrich Nietzsche
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Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Toni Sorenson: It does not matter where you are - from this very moment on you choose It does not matter where you are - from this very moment on you choose the direction of your life. — Toni Sorenson
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Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Alan Hirsch: Every Christian is a sent one. There is no such thing as an unsent Christian. Every Christian is a sent one. There is no such thing as an unsent Christian. — Alan Hirsch
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Edward Sapir: More and more, unsolicited gifts from without are likely to be received with unconscious resentment. More and more, unsolicited gifts from without are likely to be received with unconscious resentment. — Edward Sapir
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Margo St. James: If they want to know if prostitutes are positive, they should test the Vice cops. If they want to know if prostitutes are positive, they should test the Vice cops. — Margo St. James
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Ajaypal Singh Banga: We have the Internet of Everything but not the inclusion of everyone. We have the Internet of Everything but not the inclusion of everyone. — Ajaypal Singh Banga
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Trish Doller: She beams at me and it's almost enough to make up for the fact that She beams at me and it's almost enough to make up for the fact that I'm harder than trigonometry right now. Almost. — Trish Doller
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Emily Giffin: Everyone has a messed-up family to one extent or another but we all have an Everyone has a messed-up family to one extent or another but we all have an obligation to rise above it. Live in the present and stop sniveling about the past. — Emily Giffin
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Adriana Locke: Don't let your mouth buy something your ass can't pay for. Don't let your mouth buy something your ass can't pay for. — Adriana Locke
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Bill Cosby: I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I told her.
Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring. — Bill Cosby
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Elizabeth Gaskell: Margaret opened the door and went in with the straight, fearless, dignified presence habitual to Margaret opened the door and went in with the straight, fearless, dignified presence habitual to her. She felt no awkwardness; she had too much of society for that. Here was a person come on business to her father; and, as she was one who had shown himself obliging, she was disposed to treat him with full measure of civility. Mr. Thornton was a good deal more surprised and discomfited than she. Instead of a quiet, middle-aged clergyman, a young lady came forward with frank dignity,-a young lady of a different type to most of those he was in the habit of seeing. ( ... ) He had heard that Mr. Hale had a daughter, but he had imagined that she was a little girl. — Elizabeth Gaskell
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Lailah Gifty Akita: May power of the Holy Spirit, renew your thoughts and attitudes. May power of the Holy Spirit, renew your thoughts and attitudes. — Lailah Gifty Akita
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Fran Lebowitz: If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater? — Fran Lebowitz
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Sophia Bush: My dream job is to be the Robin to Anderson Cooper's Batman. My dream job is to be the Robin to Anderson Cooper's Batman. — Sophia Bush
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Sallie McFague: We, all of us, are being called to do something unprecedented. We are being called We, all of us, are being called to do something unprecedented. We are being called to think about "everything that is," for we now know that everything is interrelated and that the well-being of each is connected to the well-being of the whole. This suggests a "planetary agenda" for all the religions, all the various fields of expertise. — Sallie McFague
Funny Optimist Pessimist Sayings By Oscar Wilde: Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! — Oscar Wilde