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22 Funny Photo Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Photo Sayings By Dave Franco: I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys! Every photo on my phone is of them doing something funny. — Dave Franco
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Funny Photo Sayings By John Legend: I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. — John Legend
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Funny Photo Sayings By Julie Garver: She gasped as he captured the picture from her hands, "Pining over what could have She gasped as he captured the picture from her hands, "Pining over what could have been? Funny, if you hadn't spread your legs for anyone with a pulse, you might be standing here married to the other Karasphalous brother right now," Nikos growled as he placed the photo back in its original spot and turned just as Adriana's hand made contact with the side of his smug face.
"Go to hell!" she spat as she grasp the long folds of her dress and stormed toward the master bedroom like the hounds of hell were on her heels.
Just before slamming the door behind her she heard him bark, "I'm already there! — Julie Garver
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Funny Photo Sayings By Margot Robbie: There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be yourself.' That's not why I became an actress. That's what I find so funny: that you become an actor, and all of a sudden, everyone wants to know about you. But I didn't become an actor so I could show you me. — Margot Robbie
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Funny Photo Sayings By Eliza Coupe: It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the 'Growing Pains'/'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me. — Eliza Coupe
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Funny Photo Sayings By J.R. Moehringer: Also, Willie, I dig telling the truth. Words can be twisted but a photo never Also, Willie, I dig telling the truth. Words can be twisted but a photo never lies.
Sutton laughs.
What's funny? Photographer says.
Nothing. Except - that's pure horseshit kid. I can't think of anything that lies more than a photo. In fact every photo is a dirty stinking lie because it's a frozen moment - and time can't be frozen. Some of the biggest lies I've ever run across have been photos. Some of them were of me. — J.R. Moehringer
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Funny Photo Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on. — Mitch Hedberg
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Funny Photo Sayings By Luke Treadaway: This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. — Luke Treadaway
Funny Photo Sayings By Marie Lu: I enlarge the photo again. Nope, too blurry I enlarge the photo again. Nope, too blurry — Marie Lu
Funny Photo Sayings By Rebecca McNutt: ... MOM!" Martha finally screamed. "Mom, you've got to see these!""Is it about Hermione?" She ... MOM!" Martha finally screamed. "Mom, you've got to see these!"
"Is it about Hermione?" She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione's walls.
"I can't find any ... polite ... photos of her, mom."
"Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?"
"No idea," Martha replied.
"Oh god ... I'll get one out of my wallet," Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically.
... It's funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else. — Rebecca McNutt
Funny Photo Sayings By Khloe Kardashian: I just find it funny what people will comment on, I try to not pay I just find it funny what people will comment on, I try to not pay that much attention to it, but the crazy part is that if I'm doing a squat and I have an action photo, they're like, "Oh your form is off!" And I'm like, are you kidding? I'm still at the gym and you're not! — Khloe Kardashian
Funny Photo Sayings By Roger Federer: To handle that stardom, the red carpets, the photo shoots, people all of a sudden To handle that stardom, the red carpets, the photo shoots, people all of a sudden recognizing you and following you in everyday life, it's a bit weird. It's strange, and it can have funny effects on you in terms of do you like it or don't you like it. Some people run away from it, some people embrace it; I found a good middle ground. — Roger Federer
Funny Photo Sayings By Tarryn Fisher: I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made up face is happy ... relieved. I called that one: Sallie Mae Can Suck It. — Tarryn Fisher
Funny Photo Sayings By Seinfeld 2000: Mom," say Malia Obame, "why dont you go get the photo albem of dad when Mom," say Malia Obame, "why dont you go get the photo albem of dad when he was a small boy, maybe it will jossel his memery."
"Good idea," Michele Obame say. "I guess thats why we call you the smart one," she go, and cast a look of disapoint at Sashe Obame. — Seinfeld 2000
Funny Photo Sayings By Cassandra Clare: If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know. " Simon If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know. " Simon never had much patience with Jace. "Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo. " "And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand, " said Jace sarcastically. — Cassandra Clare
Funny Photo Sayings By Daley Thompson: During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the good, the bald and the ugly. — Daley Thompson
Funny Photo Sayings By Rachel Simmons: These days, the selfie and its main outlet, Instagram, generally come in for much adult These days, the selfie and its main outlet, Instagram, generally come in for much adult loathing. But consider this: The selfie is a tiny pulse of girl pride - a shout-out to the self. ... The selfie suggests something in picture form - I think I look [beautiful] [happy] [funny] [sexy]. Do you? - that a girl could never get away with saying. It puts the gaze of the camera squarely in a girl's hands, and along with it, the power to influence the photo's interpretation. — Rachel Simmons
Funny Photo Sayings By Alyxandra Harvey: Her eyes went so wide they nearly bulged. It was probably wrong of me to Her eyes went so wide they nearly bulged. It was probably wrong of me to find that amusing. Or to want to take a photo of Nicholas with his fangs out and wearing a black cape lined with red satin and then hang it over my pillow in a heart-shaped frame. — Alyxandra Harvey
Funny Photo Sayings By Raymond Chandler: It's goddamned funny in this police racket how an old woman can look out of It's goddamned funny in this police racket how an old woman can look out of a window and see a guy running and pick him out of a line-up six months later, but we can show hotel help a clear photo and they just can't be sure.'
'That's one of the qualifications for good hotel help,' I said. — Raymond Chandler
Funny Photo Sayings By Diablo Cody: The funny thing was that the sisters were hardly nubile, creamy-skinned Lolitas blushing on the The funny thing was that the sisters were hardly nubile, creamy-skinned Lolitas blushing on the bough. In fact, one of them looked like she'd beaten herself with a tire iron during a smallpox-induced hallucination, and the other looked like a close-up photo of a wolf spider. — Diablo Cody
Funny Photo Sayings By L.A. Weatherly: Oh, my God," I whispered. "But how did they get my photo?Alex tapped his mouth Oh, my God," I whispered. "But how did they get my photo?
Alex tapped his mouth with his thumb. "That ... book with everyone's picture in it, that you have in high school."
"Yearbook," I said. Was he trying to be funny? But of course he was right; that's exactly where it was from. — L.A. Weatherly
Funny Photo Sayings By John Green: You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh. — John Green