Funny Plumber Famous Quotes & Sayings

5 Funny Plumber Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? "I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I'm just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I'd like to cut your chest open." The crowd cheers.Tina Fey Funny Plumber Sayings By Tina Fey: Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?
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Jeri Smith-Ready Funny Plumber Sayings By Jeri Smith-Ready: So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?Left blank to avoid
Well, I've seen porn!" Evan defends and Dan just looks at him.
"Okay, captain Pornie, walk me through it," Dan challenges. "I'll be the pizza guy, and Jeff can be the plumber. You can be ... hey, why don't you be the high-powered young executive?"
Evan grins at him with a glint in his eye. "Okay, fine." He laces his fingers together and flexes them in front of him as if he's warming up. He sits back in chair and his eyes focus on the eaves of Jeff's roof then begins.
"The young executive come home after a hard day ...
[five pages of detailed porn]
" ... and all fall asleep together on the executives huge bed. The End." Evan is pretty clearly proud of himself, and Dan really blame him.
After an appreciative silence, Dan says, "Okay, yeah, so maybe there's some merit to the whole threesome thing.
Kate Sherwood Funny Plumber Sayings By Kate Sherwood: Well, I've seen porn!" Evan defends and Dan just looks at him. "Okay, captain Pornie,
All my life, I thought I was this independent woman. I was on all the right committees, made speeches for all the right causes, traveled all over the world. I had my little part-time job, I made all my own decisions, but ... there was always someone there to fall back on when things went bad. Funny, how after so many years of marriage you don't think about how much you depend on the other person until ... well, until they're gone. And then of course there's just the whole system in the city. Your doctor, your pharmacist, your plumber, your vet ... there's always someone there. You never have to find out ... how much you can't do.Donna Ball Funny Plumber Sayings By Donna Ball: All my life, I thought I was this independent woman. I was on all the
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?Rebecca Murphy Funny Plumber Sayings By Rebecca Murphy: I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the