Funny Programmers Famous Quotes & Sayings

I didn't really look down and think about how everything was made of paper. I looked down and thought about how I was made of paper. — John Green

The only thing that I can do is know that I have great confidence in raising children and being a great mother. — Cheryl Tiegs

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan

Now, now," said Vale in a sickeningly sweet voice reminiscent of a nursery nanny. "I already gave him a drubbing for courting Emmie."
Reynaud raised his eyebrows. "You did?"
"He did not," Hartley said even as Vale nodded happily. "I threw him down the stairs."
Vale pursed his lips and looked skyward. "Not my recollection, but I can see how your memory of the event may've become hazy. — Elizabeth Hoyt

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. — Martin Fowler

Gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder, I gain'd my freedom. — William Shakespeare

There's the basic unwritten rule of witchcraft, which is Don't do what you will, do what I say. — Terry Pratchett

Batman: What do you think Alfred?
Alfred: I think you're a bad driver.
Batman: I've got Lucius looking into another car-
Alfred: Well you're going to need one if you actually want to catch these blokes. Tea's on the table behind you. — Geoff Johns