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17 Funny Pub Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Pub Sayings By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson
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Funny Pub Sayings By Sally Phillips: I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey. — Sally Phillips
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Funny Pub Sayings By Whitney Cummings: When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism. — Whitney Cummings
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Funny Pub Sayings By Michelle Rodriguez: Whenever a female takes a strong stand for herself, the majority of the time they Whenever a female takes a strong stand for herself, the majority of the time they have to really, really narrow it down to being feminine and wearing dresses and just being lipstick chic. — Michelle Rodriguez
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Funny Pub Sayings By Brene Brown: Joy, collected over time, fuels resilience - ensuring we'll have reservoirs of emotional strength when Joy, collected over time, fuels resilience - ensuring we'll have reservoirs of emotional strength when hard things do happen. — Brene Brown
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Funny Pub Sayings By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina
Funny Pub Sayings By Ricky Gervais: I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are. — Ricky Gervais
Funny Pub Sayings By Brandon Sanderson: Don't make trouble at the pub tonight, Wayne," the man intoned in response. "My temper Don't make trouble at the pub tonight, Wayne," the man intoned in response. "My temper is really short." "Temper?" Wayne said, passing him. "That's a funny name for it, mate, but if the ladies like you givin' silly names to your body parts, I ain't gonna say nothin'. — Brandon Sanderson
Funny Pub Sayings By Michael Darling: The Robaccio Restaurant was one of those places that sounded like a nice Italian trattoria--and The Robaccio Restaurant was one of those places that sounded like a nice Italian trattoria--and it was. The funny thing about the place was the name: a blend of two Italian words. The word "robaccia" meant "trash" in Italian and "bacio" was "kiss." Putting the two words together was like naming a British pub the Rubbish Smooch, which someone in London really needs to do. — Michael Darling
Funny Pub Sayings By Kathleen Hanna: I think that it's so powerful for me to go see someone like Bridget Everett I think that it's so powerful for me to go see someone like Bridget Everett at Joe's Pub and watch her weave her songs in and out of these funny, tragic stories - you can talk and sing and it's not this horrible offense, you're going to get thrown in artistic jail. — Kathleen Hanna
Funny Pub Sayings By Tessa Bailey: The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so little finesse, she'd been forced to ask if he was kidding. Granted, they'd both had a few too many drinks that night, but nothing excused the line, "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." Nothing. — Tessa Bailey
Funny Pub Sayings By Noel Fielding: When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all. — Noel Fielding
Funny Pub Sayings By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Let us remember then, in anything we have to do for Jesus, that we can Let us remember then, in anything we have to do for Jesus, that we can do it, and should do it in close communion with Him. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Funny Pub Sayings By Lesley Gore: Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them. — Lesley Gore
Funny Pub Sayings By Tommy Cooper: A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper
Funny Pub Sayings By Bill Bailey: Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey
Funny Pub Sayings By Emery Lord: I'm a taped-together girl, but I can carry my own baggage. I'm a taped-together girl, but I can carry my own baggage. — Emery Lord