Funny Rationality Famous Quotes & Sayings
16 Funny Rationality Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
Let us face at the outset how many Christians are not victorious, but defeated. Defeated by circumstances, defeated by other peoples? natures and wrong-doings, defeated by the down-drag of the flesh, defeated by loss, by pain, by suffering, by worry. Instead of saying with confidence, ?This is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith?, they have to say in honesty, ?This is the defeat that has been caused by the world, even our self-centeredness.? That is the opposite of faith. Unbelief is not the opposite of faith; self-centeredness is ? being centered in self rather than in God.— Sam Shoemaker
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.— Larry David
Some characters become your friends for life. That's how it was for me with Betsy-Tacy.— Judy Blume
Reminders— Benjamin Zephaniah
'The peace garden is opposite the War Memorial,'
Said the old soldier.
'We had to fight to make peace
Back in the good old days.'
'No, the War Memorial is opposite the peace garden,'
Said the old pacifist.
'You've had so many wars to end all wars,
Still millions are dying from the wars you left behind.'
'Look,' said the old soldier.
'You chickens stuck your peace garden
In front of our War Memorial to cause non-violent trouble.
This War Memorial is necessary,
It reminds us that people have died for our country.'
'Look,' said the old pacifist,
'In the beginning was peace
And the peace was with God
And the peace was God,
This peace garden is unnecessary but
It reminds us that people want to live for our country.
For a Westerner, it is usually sufficient for a proposition to be logically sound. For a Chinese it is not sufficient that a proposition be logically correct, but it must be at the same time in accord with human nature.— Lin Yutang
My mother cooked her last Christmas standing rib roast in 1987 and died a few weeks afterward.— Michelle Huneven
There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something ... hmm ... yes ... I've got it ... there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.— Larry Wall
Men die; and they are not happy— Albert Camus
When you walk by faith, you will claim all that God has for you, but unbelief is always content to settle for something less than God's best.— Warren W. Wiersbe
One's own history can be the greatest educator— Deborah L. Parker
It is the man that has nothing to lose or is willing to lose everything to beat you that I am afraid of. If a man is willing to lose his life to bite off my nose then I don't care how good I am or what I do to him- he's gonna get my nose.— Bruce Lee
Acknowledging that my biological imperative may not include the drive to procreate, that I just might be attracted to XX chromosomes instead of XY? That's so stupid-minor in comparison to the fact that I might actually be in love for the first time in my life. It's with a girl...so what? Lesbian, bisexual, whatever! Thus isn't about categorisation or chromosomes. This is about how I feel about another person.— Kristen Zimmer
Since most of us have only given or received love in a conditioned or partial way, the idea that anyone or anything can be read like an open book may seemforeign or scary - or even fantastical and ridiculous, absurd and fallacious.— Catherine Carrigan
Most reject the more repugnant or indefensible dogmas while still holding onto some core belief. Many believers will proudly describe themselves as "reasonable" or "rational" based on how little of their religion they still embrace versus how much they now reject. I think it's funny when people realize that the less you believe the more reasonable you are, but they stop before they reach the logical conclusion.— Aron Ra
We're a road team. We're the Pittsburgh Steelers. We have fans everywhere.— Troy Polamalu
Doctors can heal the body, but it is music that uplifts the spirit.— Mother Teresa
