Funny Short Week Famous Quotes & Sayings

The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak. — Baruch Spinoza

I've got to watch my back, so I can't put on too much weight. — Jeff Bridges

It's a little-appreciated fact that most of the animals in our ocean make light. — Edith Widder

Beware. Those with the least amount of authority exercise it the most often. — Peggy Kopman-Owens

Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I've ever seen. — Chuck Norris

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. — Aristotle.

We appreciate size, but only if it is robust growth. Just to be big is not a target. — Alexei Mordashov

If you don't know Tom Lehrer, you should - in addition to being a classical pianist, mathematician, songwriter, satirist, researcher at Los Alamos and, he claims, inventor of the Jell-O shot, he is just delightfully funny and graceful. — Rachel Sklar

A willing spirit is a divine-being. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The short version is that I started an internet diary a long, long time ago (six years!) because I was bored with my job. I figured I would write a few funny things a few times a week until I had enough material to do stand-up. After two or three weeks, I emailed it to some friends. They emailed it to other friends, and more people started reading. Eventually, I realized that stand-up was scary and it would be much easier to just keep writing this stuff at work. — Jason Mulgrew

You're the world to me," I whisper onto
her lips. "I hope you never forget that."
"I'll never forget," she whispers back.. "But if I ever do, for
whatever reason, I hope you'll always find a way to remind me."
... "Always. — J.A. Redmerski

..."Were hostages ever killed?"She shook her head. "Not until the end. When everything...fell apart. "All it needs,",she said, memories clouding her mind, "is the breaking of one rule, one law. A breaking that then no one calls to account. Once that happens, once the shock passes, every law shatters. Every rule of conduct, of proper behaviour, it all vanishes. Then the hounds inside each and everyone of us is unleashed. At that moment Withal" - she met his eyes, defiant against the grief she saw in them - "we show our true selves. We are not beasts- we are something far worse. There deep inside us. You see it - the emptiness in the eyes, as horror upon horror is committed, and no one feels. No one feels a thing." --Steven Erikson... Dust of Dreams — Steven Erikson