Funny Sin Famous Quotes & Sayings
24 Funny Sin Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
They didn't tell you?" Her voice was calm, emotionless. "Your wife died with my husband's cock in her mouth, Shadow.— Neil Gaiman
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.— F Scott Fitzgerald
As the community stays with the uncomfortable tension of contradiction, individuals begin to perceive the truth of "the other" as their own experience, and the polarities of conflicting positions often dissolve into an unexpected emergence of a deeper underlying unity: a profound recognition that, ultimately, there is no "other". We are all one.— William Keepin
They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relative to one specific time and place. They said that if anything should force us to modify our personal behavior it should be our allegiance to a social contract, not some vague, externally imposed threat of flaming punishment.— Chuck Palahniuk
I might be a beast astray, with no sense of its environment, yet there was some meaning in my foolish life, something in me gave an answer and was the receiver of those distant calls from worlds far above.— Hermann Hesse
I went around saying for a long time that I am not one of those Christians who is heavily into forgiveness— Anne Lamott
that I am one of the other kind. But even though it was funny, and actually true, it started to be too painful to stay this way. They say we are not punished for the sin but by the sin, and I began to feel punished by my unwillingness to forgive.
Did those nice church ladies come by again?"— Ilona Andrews
He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.
find out what you truly love to do and then direct all of your energy towards doing it. If you study the— Robin S. Sharma
Why should I mind?" She drummed her fingertips against his knee. "Because you got asked to play baseball, while I got a lecture on circumspection, Jezebels, and leading men into sin?"— Paula Altenburg
"Did you really?" He managed to sound annoyed, fascinated, and amused all at once.
"It's not funny."
"Of course it's not." He was quick to try and placate her. "But we can do something about those lectures real quick. All you have to do is marry me."
Coyote Bluff had too many secrets that weren't hers to share. She couldn't put him in that position. He was a federal marshal. And she'd seen what all the lies her father told had done to her mother. She'd died hating him.
The last remnants of her earlier contentment vanished. "I like my independence."
"Then I guess you'll have to get used to the lectures, Sheriff Jezebel," he replied.
They were very up-to-date and advanced people. They were vegetarians, non-smokers and teetotalers and wore a special kind of underclothes. In— C.S. Lewis
If you have no passion for what you are doing, you are simply playing a role.— Ben Tolosa
I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.— Larry The Cable Guy
Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it.— Hugh Jackman
I've changed my approach to people and to filming because of the new equipment, which is important.— Agnes Varda
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.— Jason Segel
Do I get a reward?" he asked as he brought her hand to his mouth for a kiss.— Jettie Necole
Ruby darted her eyes away from him as she blushed with embarrassment. "For my rescue?" she dared.
His eyes twinkled. "For rescuing each other." He placed his hand along her back and pulled her against his chest.
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?— Jess C. Scott
You have to shelf your excitement and be realistic about your internal and external strengths and weaknesses. (p.70)— Injap Sia
It's funny," she said, with a strange hitch in her voice, "but I never wanted to be tied to anyone. Never wanted to be owned or to belong to another person. But now I realize that belonging with someone is completely different. I belong with you, Con."— Larissa Ione
"And I with you."
He kissed her, sealing them together with a bond she didn't mind, and one that would never be broken.
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.— Dave Chappelle
When you started this engagement farce I thought I was going to hate every minute of it. Instead I loved every minute of it. I loved every minute of being with you. You're bright, sexy, funny, confident, sexy, strong, warm - did I say sexy?— Sarah Morgan
And she didn't once say anything about this being a sin. It used to be I got the word sin slapped in my face every time I did something wrong, but come on, when you live in a sin-free family with sin-free parents and a sin-free sister, well, you can't help but sin a little extra on their behalf.— Han Nolan
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.— Heather Locklear
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.— Bill Maher
