Funny Sleep Time Famous Quotes & Sayings

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30 Funny Sleep Time Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Dane Cook: Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect." — Dane Cook
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I love you Tory. I know I say it a lot, but ... ""I know I love you Tory. I know I say it a lot, but ... "
"I know baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look up and see you sitting in my house. Funny thign is, I always thought my house was full and that there was nothing missing in my life. I had a job I loved. Family who loved me. Good friends to keep me sane. Everything a human could want. And t hen I met an infuriating, impossible man who added the one thing I didn't know wasn't there."
"Dirty socks on the floor?"
She laughed. "No, the other part of my heart. The last face I see before I go to sleep and the first one I see when I get up. I'm so glad it was you."
Those words both thrilled and scared him. Mostly because he knew firsthand that if love went untended it turned into profound hatred.
Tory and Acheron — Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Demi Moore: I said I would get better with each baby, and I have. I said I would get better with each baby, and I have. — Demi Moore
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Philip K. Dick: The first thing that went wrong, according to Fat, had to do with the radio. The first thing that went wrong, according to Fat, had to do with the radio. Listening to it one night- he had not been able to sleep for a long time- he heard the radio saying hideous words, sentences which it could not be saying. Beth, being asleep, missed that. So that could have been Fat's mind breaking down; by then his psyche was disintegrating at a terrible velocity.
Mental illness is not funny. — Philip K. Dick
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Toba Beta: While you try to make peace on earth, the inhabitants of heaven are still at While you try to make peace on earth,
the inhabitants of heaven are still at war. — Toba Beta
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Eric Burdon: In the day-to-day life of a traveling musician, it's easy to miss so many details. In the day-to-day life of a traveling musician, it's easy to miss so many details. The world goes by at high-speed; it will take your breath away. — Eric Burdon
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Dora J. Arod: I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn't tell if it I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn't tell if it was because you were sad or because you'd been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I'd just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you'd been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss. — Dora J. Arod
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Laurell K. Hamilton: I woke up in the hospital. Doctor Cunningham was bending over me. I thought, "We I woke up in the hospital. Doctor Cunningham was bending over me. I thought, "We have to stop meeting like this," but didn't even try to say it out loud.
"You've lost blood and had your stitches redone. Do you think you can stay in here long enough for me
to actually release you this time?"
I think I smiled. "Yes, Doctor."
"Just in case you got any funny ideas about leaving, I've doped you up with enough pain killers to make you feel really good. So sleep, and I'll see you in the morning."
My eyes fluttered shut once, then opened. Edward was there. He bent over me and whispered, "Crawling through bushes on your belly, threatening to cut off a man's balls. Such a hard ass."
My voice came faintly even to me. "Had to save your ass."
He bent over me and kissed on my forehead. — Laurell K. Hamilton
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Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Ben Jonson: If you be sick, your own thoughts make you sick. If you be sick, your own thoughts make you sick. — Ben Jonson
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Roger Zelazny: I know, too, that death is the only god who comes when you call. I know, too, that death is the only god who comes when you call. — Roger Zelazny
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By John Coltrane: I think the majority of musicians are interested in truth. I think the majority of musicians are interested in truth. — John Coltrane
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Colleen Hoover: I tilt my head and ask "What firsts have wealready passed?""The easy ones," he says. I tilt my head and ask "What firsts have we
already passed?"
"The easy ones," he says. "First hug, first date, first fight, first time we slept together,
although I wasn't the one sleeping. Now we barely have any left. First kiss. First time to
sleep together when we're both actually awake. First marriage. First kid. We're done
after that. Our lives will become mundane and boring and I'll have to divorce you and
marry a wife who's twenty years younger than me so I can have a lot more firsts and
you'll be stuck raising the kids." He bring his hand to my cheek and smile at me. "So you
see, babe? I'm only doing this for your benefit. The longer I wait to kiss you, the longer
it'll be before I'm forced to leave you high and dry. — Colleen Hoover
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Pat Conroy: I did not want the evening to end just yet. I needed time to memorize I did not want the evening to end just yet. I needed time to memorize what happiness felt like because I had experienced so little of it. Looking up into the night sky, I saw the Milky Way. I instantly thought of God and how I was afraid I was losing my faith in Him and the immensity of the fear and cowardice I felt when I thought of facing the world without Him. I was receiving the Eucharist every day of my life and fighting this war with faithlessness with every cell of my body, but I could feel the withdrawal taking place without my consent. — Pat Conroy
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Charles Dickens: Bad Fortune!" cries The Vengeance, stamping her foot in the chair, "and here are the Bad Fortune!" cries The Vengeance, stamping her foot in the chair, "and here are the tumbrils! And Evremonde will be despatched in a wink, and she not here! See her knitting in my hand, and her empty chair ready for her. I cry with vexation and disappointment! — Charles Dickens
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Richard Rhodes: Rather than sleep, Tibbets crawled through the thirty-foot tunnel to chatwith the waist crew, wondering Rather than sleep, Tibbets crawled through the thirty-foot tunnel to chat
with the waist crew, wondering if they knew what they were carrying. "A
chemist's nightmare," the tail gunner, Robert Caron, guessed, then "a
physicist's nightmare." "Not exactly," Tibbets hedged. Tibbets was leaving
by the time Caron put two and two together:
'Tibbets stayed a little longer, and then started to crawl forward up the tunnel. I remembered something else, and just as the last of the Old Man was disappearing, I sort of tugged at his foot, which was still showing. He came sliding back in a hurry, thinking maybe
something was wrong. "What's the matter?"
I looked at him and said, "Colonel, are we splitting atoms today?"
This time he gave me a really funny look, and said, "That's about it. — Richard Rhodes
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Satya Nadella: Wherever we are seeing something getting used, that to us is an early indicator that Wherever we are seeing something getting used, that to us is an early indicator that there might be something that people want. And then let's figure out how to make that great. And then let's go figure out monetization. — Satya Nadella
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Robyn Carr: Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. — Robyn Carr
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Donna L. Jones: Time is a funny thing, it can give and it can take away; and a Time is a funny thing, it can give and it can take away; and a single moment in time can truly change one's life forever!
The best kind of love is unexpected, unexplainable, undeniable, and unimaginable.
Your sweet scent will forever be with me, reminding me of the love we once shared. I will breathe in the memories until we meet again.
Before you act on what you have been told, consider your source. It may simply be assumption on their part, and that can be far from fact.
Why stand back and wait for someone to fail when you can stand up and offer your support?
Love is when the sound of your partner's snoring lulls you to sleep, and it acts as a reminder that they are there by your side.
Building a wall around your heart is a voluntary imprisonment to which only you have the key. Open your heart to life's possibilities! — Donna L. Jones
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Jean Rhys: It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life except to sleep, or else to lie without moving. That's when you can hear time sliding past you, like water running. — Jean Rhys
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Laurie Notaro: Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Dana Davis: It's funny because before I joined the cast of 'Heroes,' I was an insomniac. I It's funny because before I joined the cast of 'Heroes,' I was an insomniac. I have suffered from insomnia for, like, so long. Now that I'm on the show, seriously - I sleep like a baby. I'm so tired all the time. — Dana Davis
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Lizzy Ford: Kid, time's up," Hunter said to the boy on Santa's lap."I'm not finished!" the boy Kid, time's up," Hunter said to the boy on Santa's lap.
"I'm not finished!" the boy cried.
Hunter bent over, until their faces were level. The kid reminded him of Cupid,whose chubby face hid a diabolical brain intent on replacing Santa as the most beloved holiday figure. Hunter had lost more than one of his platoon members after they were lured into Cupid's boiling pots of
chocolate. He'd learned not to trust kids.
"If you don't want me to slip you a poison gumdrop in your sleep, get off Santa's lap," Hunter whispered.
The boy burst into tears.
"Next!" Hunter barked. — Lizzy Ford
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Jacques-Yves Cousteau: Perhaps the time has come to formulate a moral code which would govern our relations Perhaps the time has come to formulate a moral code which would govern our relations with the great creatures of the sea as well as with those on dry land. That this will come to pass is my dear wish. — Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Meljean Brook: But there exists not one man who never errs. We would be gods. And gods But there exists not one man who never errs. We would be gods. And gods didn't apologize. Men did. — Meljean Brook
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Lisa Unger: It was a funny, impossible little trap of nature, motherhood. It muddled your brain with It was a funny, impossible little trap of nature, motherhood. It muddled your brain with floods of hormones and sleep deprivation, kept you constantly busy tending to a million needs, had you forever thinking about the care of others. You could disappear into motherhood, forget completely that once upon a time you were an athlete, a graduate student, that you had ambitions to go into politics, change the world. That once upon a time you wanted to write. And even though motherhood wiped all that away like a cosmic eraser over the chalkboard of your life, it gave you something else - this crazy, blissful, adoring love that splits you open and redefines you from the inside out. — Lisa Unger
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Heather Lyons: ... Somebody who helps balance her out, someone who makes sure her feet stay on ... Somebody who helps balance her out, someone who makes sure her feet stay on the ground when life is tough and lift up into the aid when her lips find his. She needs somebody smart and funny and comfortable and exciting all at the same time. She needs somebody to go to sleep with who makes her feel secure enough not to care that she snores or drools, and somebody to wake up with who won't judge her when he hair sticks up and pillowcase lines crease her face. — Heather Lyons
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Debbie Ford: You are on a soulful path that asks you to step into the greatest version You are on a soulful path that asks you to step into the greatest version of yourself. It is a sacred gift to shine your brightest light, not just in your moments of glory, but each day. — Debbie Ford
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By W.C. Fields: I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields
Funny Sleep Time Sayings By Kathy Reichs: Then Ben tugged my elbow. Nodded to his left."Kit?""Yeah?""Can you pull the car around? I'll Then Ben tugged my elbow. Nodded to his left.
"Kit?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you pull the car around? I'll be there in a sec."
Kit's gaze flicked to Ben, then he nodded. "Five minutes."
As my father strode away, Shelton and Hi both unleashed dramatic yawns.
"Welp." Hi stretched his arms over his head. "I'd better go check on various things that aren't right here. You coming, Shelton?"
"Oh, you know it." Hiding a smile. "Stuff to do. No time to waste."
They hurried off together, chuckling quietly.
Thanks, guys. This couldn't be more awkward.
Ben was looking at me, a soft smile on his lips.
Panic. — Kathy Reichs