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78 Funny Soul Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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How did you do it?" I brought the teacup to my mouth for another sip. "How did you guide Sophie's soul? I thought you were a reaper."
"He's both," Nash said from behind me, and I turned just as he followed my father through the front door, pulling his long sleeves down one at a time. He and my dad had just loaded Aunt Val's white silk couch into the back of my uncle's truck, so he wouldn't have to deal with the bloodstains when he and Sohie got back from the hospital. "Tod is very talented."
Tod brushed the curl back from his face and scowled.
Harmony spoke up from the kitchen as the oven door squealed open. "Both my boys are talented."
"Both?" I repeated, sure I'd heard her wrong.
Nash sighed and slid onto the chair his mother had vacated, then gestured toward the reaper with one hand. "Kaylee, meet my brother, Tod.
Rachel Vincent Funny Soul Sayings By Rachel Vincent: How did you do it?" I brought the teacup to my mouth for another sip.
Najia can feel yts subdermal activators against her forearm. Not man not woman not both not neither. Nute. Another way of being human, speaking a phsyical language she does not understand. More alien to her than any man, any father, yet this body next to hers is loyal, tough, funny courageous, clever, kind, sensual, vulnerable. Sweet. Sexy. All you could wish in a friend of the soul. Or a lover.Ian McDonald Funny Soul Sayings By Ian McDonald: Najia can feel yts subdermal activators against her forearm. Not man not woman not both
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.Vince Vaughn Funny Soul Sayings By Vince Vaughn: It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying
My aunt made me an offer I had to refuse," said Jared. He looked forbidding.
Kami knew that expression, and remembered the feeling that used to go with it: he was unhappy. "So you ran away from home," she said. "To become a tavern wench."
"I'm not a tavern wench," said Jared. "That's not a job." His voice was slightly less stern than before, as if he was taken aback.
"It sounds like you're a tavern wench," Kami told him. "Fleeing persecution, you have to take up a menial occupation to keep your body and soul together. But at least its honest work, though as you labor, many predatory customers make advances and offer indignities."
"One can only hope," Jared responded.
Sarah Rees Brennan Funny Soul Sayings By Sarah Rees Brennan: My aunt made me an offer I had to refuse," said Jared. He looked forbidding.Kami
What I like about you is that I've never met anybody like you in my life. You've got depth and you're funny and you have a sweet, good soul." A breeze from the water passes over us, "And I admire your strength.Augusten Burroughs Funny Soul Sayings By Augusten Burroughs: What I like about you is that I've never met anybody like you in my
There is a lot of catarsis that passes itself off as art or comedy and I'm kind of critical of that. I think that just because you bare your soul or underwear or private moments it doesn't , or necessarily make for entertainment, or good writing, or funny writing.Mindy Kaling Funny Soul Sayings By Mindy Kaling: There is a lot of catarsis that passes itself off as art or comedy and
Magic Words"
"Silly words cause trills
because they're ludicrous and funny.
Happy words paint endless smiles
and swallow troubles whole.
Thoughtful words are thus
because they make the day feel sunny.
But hurtful words are such
that pierce the heart and weigh the soul.
Richelle E. Goodrich Funny Soul Sayings By Richelle E. Goodrich: Magic Words""Silly words cause trills because they're ludicrous and funny.Happy words paint endless smilesand swallow
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.Mike Birbiglia Funny Soul Sayings By Mike Birbiglia: I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends
'Crash' came from personal experience. I saw things inside me from living in L.A. that made me uncomfortable. I saw horrible things in people and saw terrible things in myself. I saw a black director completely humiliated, but the three people around me just thought it was funny. 'No,' I said, 'that is selling your soul.'Paul Haggis Funny Soul Sayings By Paul Haggis: 'Crash' came from personal experience. I saw things inside me from living in L.A. that
I paid, got up, walked
to the door, opened
it.
I heard the man
say, "that guy's
nuts."
out on the street I
walked north
feeling
curiously
honored.
Charles Bukowski Funny Soul Sayings By Charles Bukowski: I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.Russell M. Nelson Funny Soul Sayings By Russell M. Nelson: The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul
I'd always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who'd recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world.Sarra Manning Funny Soul Sayings By Sarra Manning: I'd always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The
Perfect worlds do not exist. There are only the funny, strange, weeping, singing, truncated, and imperfect universes created by the gods of paintbrush and musical instruments, the gods who infuse their creations with their own blood, their own soul. When he looks at these worlds, the true Lord of Hosts, the creator of the universe, probably cannot help but smile mockinglyVasily Grossman Funny Soul Sayings By Vasily Grossman: Perfect worlds do not exist. There are only the funny, strange, weeping, singing, truncated, and
I'm interested in stories which insist on a dog fails-to-eat-dog kind of world. I hate misanthropy, want to believe that there's a possibility that we might all be redeemed, that hope deferred makes the soul sick, that our humanity is fragile, funny, common, crazy, full of the longing for love, the failure of love.Anthony Minghella Funny Soul Sayings By Anthony Minghella: I'm interested in stories which insist on a dog fails-to-eat-dog kind of world. I hate
Your body is nothing but an envelope, Karou. Your soul is another matter, and is not, as far as I know, in any immediate danger."
"An envelope?" She didn't like to think of her body as an envelope
something others might be able to open up and rifle through, remove things from like so many clipped coupons.
"I assumed you felt the same way," he'd said. "The way you scribble on it."
Brimstone didn't approve of her tattoos, which was funny, since he was responsible for her first, the eyes on her palms.
Laini Taylor Funny Soul Sayings By Laini Taylor: Your body is nothing but an envelope, Karou. Your soul is another matter, and is
I think there's an interesting contradiction of having a young face and an old soul. There's something funny about it, and it also allows you to reinvent being old.Matt Smith Funny Soul Sayings By Matt Smith: I think there's an interesting contradiction of having a young face and an old soul.
I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.Paul Shaffer Funny Soul Sayings By Paul Shaffer: I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people
No, this isn't funny. She's got to realize what she's getting herself into. Our society isn't for the faint of heart. It's run by people who have no heart, soul or any other feeling other than power and total control. She can't just stare at your dreamy dimples all day with hopes that they'll make everything better,Nicole Gulla Funny Soul Sayings By Nicole Gulla: No, this isn't funny. She's got to realize what she's getting herself into. Our society
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.Jillian Dodd Funny Soul Sayings By Jillian Dodd: Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with
And so it goes, thought Clay. Life was funny, and fickle, and often cruel. Sometimes the unworthy went on living, while those who deserved better was lost.

Or not lost, he considered, since they lingered on in the hearts of those who loved them, who love them still, their memory nurtured like a sprig of green in an otherwise desolate soul. Which was, he supposed, a kind of immortality, after all.
Nicholas Eames Funny Soul Sayings By Nicholas Eames: And so it goes, thought Clay. Life was funny, and fickle, and often cruel. Sometimes
That's the funny thing about music. Part of the magic, I quess. Sometimes it replenishes me, like I'm feeding off its energy and it fills me. And other times, it pulls at my pain, weaves its way through the strands of my soul and wrecks it.Caisey Quinn Funny Soul Sayings By Caisey Quinn: That's the funny thing about music. Part of the magic, I quess. Sometimes it replenishes
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.Sabrina Fedel Funny Soul Sayings By Sabrina Fedel: He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, within my own body, an anarchic insurrection had been launched by one of my privates- which I was helpless to put down!Philip Roth Funny Soul Sayings By Philip Roth: In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate,
What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it.
Rachel Vincent Funny Soul Sayings By Rachel Vincent: What's wrong with her soul?" "Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it.
There isn't a need to sugar coat life anymore,
Cant we see we live through enough lies, deciet and painful realities to create more, by stagnating the growth of the ones your suppose to make an Impact on and more importantly yourself.
Let life be funny, but never a joke.
Nikki Rowe Funny Soul Sayings By Nikki Rowe: There isn't a need to sugar coat life anymore, Cant we see we live through
No, little one, George's ghost won't come back. Human beings don't have souls. No soul, no ghost. Simple."
"How can you say that?" protested Mopple. "We don't know whether humans have souls or not."
"Every lamb knows that your soul is in your sense of smell. And human beings don't have very good noses." Maude herself had an excellent sense of smell, and often thought about the problem of souls and noses.
"So you'd only see a very small ghost. Nothing to be afraid of.
Leonie Swann Funny Soul Sayings By Leonie Swann: No, little one, George's ghost won't come back. Human beings don't have souls. No soul,
Your last letter made me laugh so much, Em, but you should still get out of there because while it's good for gags it's definitely bad for your soul. You can't throw years of your life away because it makes a funny anecdote.David Nicholls Funny Soul Sayings By David Nicholls: Your last letter made me laugh so much, Em, but you should still get out
Falco wagged her journal in front of her. "This is yours, I presume." A slow smile spread across his face. "Let's find out exactly what you've been doing, shall we?"
"Give it back!" Cass reached for the journal, but Falco easily dodged her. He opened the leather-bound book to a random page and cleared his throat. Clutching a hand to his chest, he pretended to read aloud in a high-pitched voice. "Oh, how I love the way his fingers explore my soft flesh. The way his eyes see into my very soul."
This time, Cass managed to snatch the book out of his hands. "That is not what it says."
"I guess that means you won't be keeping me warm tonight?
Fiona Paul Funny Soul Sayings By Fiona Paul: Falco wagged her journal in front of her. "This is yours, I presume." A slow
Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist.Shahla Khan Funny Soul Sayings By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the
Balloons
Since Christmas they have lived with us, Guileless and clear, Oval soul-animals, Taking up half the space, Moving and rubbing on the silk Invisible air drifts, Giving a shriek and pop When attacked, then scooting to rest, barely trembling. Yellow cathead, blue fish
Such queer moons we live with Instead of dead furniture! Straw mats, white walls And these traveling Globes of thin air, red, green, Delighting The heart like wishes or free Peacocks blessing Old ground with a feather Beaten in starry metals. Your small Brother is making His balloon squeak like a cat. Seeming to see A funny pink world he might eat on the other side of it, He bites, Then sits Back, fat jug Contemplating a world clear as water. A red Shred in his little fist.
Sylvia Plath Funny Soul Sayings By Sylvia Plath: BalloonsSince Christmas they have lived with us, Guileless and clear, Oval soul-animals, Taking up half
My melon soul
Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy
David Wong Funny Soul Sayings By David Wong: My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy
Everyone's fascinated by twins - the bond between them, the way they communicate - "
"He yells 'Hey, stupid!' That's how Charlie communicates with me."
"Very funny. Come on, it's a great idea! And since I know you both so well, I won't feel weird interviewing you. It can be an in-depth, sensitive, soul-searching kind of thing."
"Charlie has no depth." Frowning, Emma considered the matter, then shook her head. "The soul part I'm not so sure about, but you can definitely rule out sensitive.
Richie Tankersley Cusick Funny Soul Sayings By Richie Tankersley Cusick: Everyone's fascinated by twins - the bond between them, the way they communicate - ""He
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul ... 'Adam Ferrara Funny Soul Sayings By Adam Ferrara: As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out
They're funny things, legacies are. They can make a person's good-doings extend beyond his or her lifetime, and burden everyone else around who's related to live up to or better it. But they're always very important to maintain to the best of one's ability because that's as close to immortality one can get.Lauren Lola Funny Soul Sayings By Lauren Lola: They're funny things, legacies are. They can make a person's good-doings extend beyond his or
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge of each person's love life has taken into account the possibility of fatal snake bites and heavy falling objects.Augusten Burroughs Funny Soul Sayings By Augusten Burroughs: I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul
Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.Ryan Lilly Funny Soul Sayings By Ryan Lilly: Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes
So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.James Patterson Funny Soul Sayings By James Patterson: So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.
I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car.Heather Hildenbrand Funny Soul Sayings By Heather Hildenbrand: I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs
Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is more than just Botox and pink martinis for women over 40.Machel Shull Funny Soul Sayings By Machel Shull: Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.Dean Koontz Funny Soul Sayings By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.
Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.Ted Nugent Funny Soul Sayings By Ted Nugent: Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a
Do you get a percentage for every soul you corrupt or is this just how you get your kicks?" I enquired.
"Take it as a compliment. I only try to corrupt people I like.
Jane Cousins Funny Soul Sayings By Jane Cousins: Do you get a percentage for every soul you corrupt or is this just how
Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.Raheel Farooq Funny Soul Sayings By Raheel Farooq: Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.
I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first sight. Insta-love isn't something that happens in real life. It happens in the books I read, but not in the world I live. Though here stands this beautiful, sexy, funny, sweet and amazing guy who has done everything short of professing love at first sight to me and I'm still standing here like a pair of lungs suffocating, needing him in order to breathe. I'm not running, I'm here, submerged in all of my vulnerability, taking the biggest chance I ever have with my heart and soul. I hope I'm choosing wisely. I stared at the ground and felt his eyes on the top of my head.Kathryn Perez Funny Soul Sayings By Kathryn Perez: I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first
True, you're the weakest of us all, but you're still one of the five, and there is power in collecting the complete set."
He paused, then grinned. "The complete Set! That's funny! Now let's consume your energy and entomb your soul, shall we?
Rick Riordan Funny Soul Sayings By Rick Riordan: True, you're the weakest of us all, but you're still one of the five, and
If I could take away his pain ... If there was a way to transfer it from his soul onto mine. I would take it. Without hesitation I would take it all. Maybe that's how you know you love someone. When you actually feel each tear they cry as if they were your own. When you feel each cut, each bruise, each hit as if you're the one suffering. I bled for him.& in turn, he bled for her.Funny, how life comes full circleRachel Van Dyken Funny Soul Sayings By Rachel Van Dyken: If I could take away his pain ... If there was a way to transfer
Hm-m," he said. "Lookie, Ma. I been all day an' all night hidin' alone. Guess who
I been thinkin' about? Casy! He talked a lot. Used ta bother me. But now I been thinkin' what he said, an' I can remember-
all of it. Says one time he went out in the wilderness to find his own soul, an' he foun' he didn' have no soul that was his'n. Says he foun' he jus' got a little piece of a great big soul. Says a wilderness ain't no good, 'cause his little piece of a soul wasn't no good 'less it was with the rest, an' was whole. Funny how I remember. Didn't even think I was listenin'. But I know now a fella ain't no good alone.
John Steinbeck Funny Soul Sayings By John Steinbeck: Hm-m," he said. "Lookie, Ma. I been all day an' all night hidin' alone. Guess
If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.Jim Steinman Funny Soul Sayings By Jim Steinman: If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects
I don't think I like her very much. She is very good looking, but I sometimes think she is like one of those beautiful pears one gets-they have a rosy flush and a rather waxen appearance-" He shook his head.
"And they're bad inside?" said Lydia. "How funny you should say that, Alfred!"
"Why funny?"
She answered:
"Because-usually-you are such a gentle soul. You hardly ever say an unkind thing about anyone. I get annoyed with you sometimes because yo're not sufficiently, oh, what shall I say?-sufficiently suspicious-not worldly enough!
Agatha Christie Funny Soul Sayings By Agatha Christie: I don't think I like her very much. She is very good looking, but I
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.Dark Jar Tin Zoo Funny Soul Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
So while I drove my little and planned his fantasy night of how I was going to give Otter the key to my soul (his words, not mine), I silently panicked and wrote lines of bad poetry. Normally, I am quite adept at writing poems and lyrics to songs I'l never sing, but this stuff was just atrocious. For example:
I love you
You love me
Thank God for that
I'm so happy
And Ty's personal favorite (which he helped me on):
Otter! Otter! Otter!
Don't lead cows to slaughter
I love you and I know
I should've told you soon-a
But you didn't buy the dolphin-safe tuna!
TY asked me if I got the hidden message in his poem. I told him it was loud and clear.
T.J. Klune Funny Soul Sayings By T.J. Klune: So while I drove my little and planned his fantasy night of how I was
I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!" He demanded.
"I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but I rise with the moon. I am a mere immortal soul that feasts on your fears and flesh."
"Why won't you answer my question correctly!
Miranda Leek Funny Soul Sayings By Miranda Leek: I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!" He demanded."I told
She scanned the room, and her grin broadened when she saw Christian. She then sought me out. Her smile for him had been affectionate; mine was a bit humorous. I smiled back, wondering what she would say to me if she could.
"What's so funny?" asked Dimitri, looking down at me with amusement.
"I'm just thinking about what Lissa would say if we still had the bond."
In a very bad breach of protocol, he caught hold of my hand and pulled me toward him. "And?" he asked, wrapping me in an embrace.
"I think she'd ask,'What have we gotten ourselves into?'"
"What's the answer?" His warmth was all around me, as was his love, and again, I felt completeness. I had that missing piece of my world back. The soul that complemented mine. My match. My equal. Not only that, I had my life back-my own life. I would protect Lissa, I would serve, but I was finally my own person.
"I don't know," I said, leaning against his chest. "But I think it's going to be good.
Richelle Mead Funny Soul Sayings By Richelle Mead: She scanned the room, and her grin broadened when she saw Christian. She then sought
It was funny, what friendship meant in Rebecca's world. It mainly meant lunch, twice a year, and the occasional dinner party, except for Dorothea, who was an old school friend, a genuine friend. Rebecca had realized, ruefully, that she should have made more friends in school; they seemed to be the only ones women really talked to honestly because the shared history meant fewer lies were available to them. With the others shared meals had become a substitute for intimacy, but not the kind of substitute that allowed for dark nights of the soul, calls at 1:00 A.M., tears and drinking and despair in pajamas.Anna Quindlen Funny Soul Sayings By Anna Quindlen: It was funny, what friendship meant in Rebecca's world. It mainly meant lunch, twice a
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...Jeannette Walls Funny Soul Sayings By Jeannette Walls: People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you.
The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole...Emma Trevayne Funny Soul Sayings By Emma Trevayne: The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in
It was a startling revelation, really. How had I gone from infatuation to soul-clenching lust to ... love?
True love defies logic. That's its signature trait.
Funny, people always said love was something that grew in both intensity and depth as you got to know a person, but I was never sure about that. Maybe the love is already there, dormant inside your heart, waiting for "the one" to unlock it. That would certainly explain how I felt; I loved him. I felt like I always had and I always would
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Funny Soul Sayings By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff: It was a startling revelation, really. How had I gone from infatuation to soul-clenching lust
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.Betty White Funny Soul Sayings By Betty White: Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging
Being in trouble can have a funny effect on the mind. I don't know if I can explain this. You go through some days and you seem to be hearing people and you seem to be talking to them and you seem to be doing your work, or, at least, your work gets done; but you haven't seen or heard a soul and if someone asked you what you have done that day you'd have to think awhile before you could answer. But at the same time, and even on the self-same day
and this is what is hard to explain
you see people like you never saw them before.
James Baldwin Funny Soul Sayings By James Baldwin: Being in trouble can have a funny effect on the mind. I don't know if
I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.Jennifer Lynn Barnes Funny Soul Sayings By Jennifer Lynn Barnes: I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.
Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. "You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will be safe until you get one." Ian shot him an unamused look at his words.Rose Wynters Funny Soul Sayings By Rose Wynters: Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of
I cupped her chin and tilted it back, deepening the kiss, wanting to somehow claim her very soul. Funny thing was, it was my soul that was being claimed, my breath that was being stolen, and my heart that was pounding crazy fast in my chest.Jennifer L. Armentrout Funny Soul Sayings By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I cupped her chin and tilted it back, deepening the kiss, wanting to somehow claim
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.William Archibald Spooner Funny Soul Sayings By William Archibald Spooner: Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death -
Then I understood I would never marry him. It's funny how one thing can make you realize something like that. One can be ready to give up the children one always wanted, one can be ready to withstand remarks about one's past, or one's clothes, but then
a tiny remark and the soul deflates and says: Oh.
Elizabeth Strout Funny Soul Sayings By Elizabeth Strout: Then I understood I would never marry him. It's funny how one thing can make
God ... my self in the Bronx always says that God has a funny sense of humor..He has a way of treating things, he deals with each individual soul delicately, tenderly, compassionately but he deals with groups of people [country] according to certain laws and he always observes those laws and that means the innocent are punished with the evil.Malachi Martin Funny Soul Sayings By Malachi Martin: God ... my self in the Bronx always says that God has a funny sense
It's funny how one thing can make you realize something like that. One can be ready to give up the children one always wanted, one can be ready to withstand remarks about one's past, or one's clothes, but then - a tiny remark and the soul deflates and says: Oh. IElizabeth Strout Funny Soul Sayings By Elizabeth Strout: It's funny how one thing can make you realize something like that. One can be
Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.
Nesta
Cathy Hopkins Funny Soul Sayings By Cathy Hopkins: Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The
Darkness can be funny. It can be quirky. There are different ways that that stuff comes out as a creative person. But the actual conflicted, twisted, decaying, rotting soul? That's not me. No more.Nikki Sixx Funny Soul Sayings By Nikki Sixx: Darkness can be funny. It can be quirky. There are different ways that that stuff
That doesn't upset too many people, but the fact that accessibility restrictions don't enter into the picture has caused more than one otherwise pacifistic soul to contemplate distinctly unpacifistic actions.Scott Meyers Funny Soul Sayings By Scott Meyers: That doesn't upset too many people, but the fact that accessibility restrictions don't enter into
As Kent Dunnington puts it, "We are limited in every way but one: we have unlimited desire." We always want more: more time, more wisdom, more beauty, more funny YouTube videos. This is the soul crying out. We never have enough. The truth is, the soul's infinite capacity to desire is the mirror image of God's infinite capacity to give. What if the real reason we feel like we never have enough is that God is not yet finished giving? The unlimited neediness of the soul matches the unlimited grace of God.John Ortberg Funny Soul Sayings By John Ortberg: As Kent Dunnington puts it, "We are limited in every way but one: we have
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.George Carlin Funny Soul Sayings By George Carlin: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof
The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul.Gavin Pretor-Pinney Funny Soul Sayings By Gavin Pretor-Pinney: The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul.
Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.Gail Carriger Funny Soul Sayings By Gail Carriger: Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just
Jassaline's little potion seems to have brought up every meal I've had in the past five years." said Locke.
"Nothing left to spit up but my naked soul. Make sure it isn't floating around in one of those before you toss them, right?"
"I think I see it," Jean said. "Nasty, crooked little thing it is too; you're better off with it floating out to sea.
Scott Lynch Funny Soul Sayings By Scott Lynch: Jassaline's little potion seems to have brought up every meal I've had in the past
The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out the door, and find a cliff to fling myself off of.Lia Habel Funny Soul Sayings By Lia Habel: The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made
I'm sorry I laughed ... I know it isn't funny for you. It was incredibly stupid of me to laugh. Does it hurt a lot anywhere?
'Not really,' I said.
'Only a bit in your soul?'
'Maybe a bit.'
'Let it sink,' he said. 'Just leave it. You can't use it for anything.
Per Petterson Funny Soul Sayings By Per Petterson: I'm sorry I laughed ... I know it isn't funny for you. It was incredibly
People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.David Dobkin Funny Soul Sayings By David Dobkin: People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny
Does he ever eat? Nope. Does he sleep during the day and only comes out at night? Yep. Is he so sexy you'd sell your soul to spend just a night with him? Double-yep. What other proof do you need?Jayde Scott Funny Soul Sayings By Jayde Scott: Does he ever eat? Nope. Does he sleep during the day and only comes out