Funny Stalker Famous Quotes & Sayings

7 Funny Stalker Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Wouldn't have pegged you for a dancer," he spoke to my mind.
"Funny, I would have pegged you for a stalker," I shot back.
Becca Fitzpatrick Funny Stalker Sayings By Becca Fitzpatrick: Wouldn't have pegged you for a dancer," he spoke to my mind."Funny, I would have
You were spying on me?" I repeated, this time my tone was stern.
"Nonsense! I was making sure you were safe." He answered, fluttering his wings and landing in front of me. "That's what friends do.
Grace Fiorre Funny Stalker Sayings By Grace Fiorre: You were spying on me?" I repeated, this time my tone was stern."Nonsense! I was
I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I dont know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously combust. This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of wayCynthia Hand Funny Stalker Sayings By Cynthia Hand: I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night
I brushed the curtain aside, scowling. Hadn't even spoken to the girl and I felt like a stalker staring out the window, waiting once more ... waiting for what? To catch a glimpse of her? Or to better prepare myself for the inevitable meeting?
If Dee saw me now, she'd be on the floor laughing.
And if Ash saw me right now, she'd scratch out my eyes and blast my new neighbor into outer space.
Jennifer L. Armentrout Funny Stalker Sayings By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I brushed the curtain aside, scowling. Hadn't even spoken to the girl and I felt
Are you sure? Because it looks bad. And you're pale. You're never pale."

"I've seen him look much worse," Dell said. "Like last year, when I signed him up for this online dating thing. He got all scared. He was pretty pale then."

"Because I was stalked," Adam said. "By a crazy person."

"Aw, she wasn't that bad. And she bought you that teddy bear, remember? Because you were her cuddle umpkins. How scary can a woman who says 'cuddle umpkins' be?
Jill Shalvis Funny Stalker Sayings By Jill Shalvis: Are you sure? Because it looks bad. And you're pale. You're never pale.""I've seen him
I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let's just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet to my vagina, shall we? You are sending off some major stalker vibes, which is odd because you're gay. You are gay, right?"
He narrowed his eyes at me and waved his hand in the direction of his 'muse' as he stated, "I don't want any part of that thing. I just want to honor it for being the only known thing in existence to be touched by the dick of a god.
M.C. Lavocat Funny Stalker Sayings By M.C. Lavocat: I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let's just
Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."Jim Gaffigan Funny Stalker Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off,