Funny Starving Famous Quotes & Sayings

11 Funny Starving Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don't hear them whinging.Tim Minchin Funny Starving Sayings By Tim Minchin: There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don't hear them whinging.
Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist.Shahla Khan Funny Starving Sayings By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the
It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a man. Imagine you're starving, and someone puts a huge buffet in front of you. There's delicious, mouth-watering food all around you, and it's really really hard not to eat it all. That's what it's like to be a man around attractive women. The urge to want to hump everything that moves is part of a man's natural programming. It's a deep-seated hunger. To suppress that hunger takes civilization and a lot of willpower.Oliver Markus Funny Starving Sayings By Oliver Markus: It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a
You're walking funny," Lucy said, a shit-eating grin on her face. Five days of out of this world sex with a starving man could do that to a girl.
"You're just jealous." Brenna pushed through the door into DarkRiver's business HQ.
Lucy made a mournful face. "Yes, I am. Goddamn but your man is hot. And he smiles at you! I've seen him do it, even if no one believes me.
Nalini Singh Funny Starving Sayings By Nalini Singh: You're walking funny," Lucy said, a shit-eating grin on her face. Five days of out
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap opera. And to save Fablehaven, I would read a book, okay, are you happy?"
You had best be careful, Seth," Grandma warned. "The love of reading can be contagious."
I just lost my appetite," he declared ...
Brandon Mull Funny Starving Sayings By Brandon Mull: It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some
Love? I need a lot of love.
Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love.' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need.
Chetan Bhagat Funny Starving Sayings By Chetan Bhagat: Love? I need a lot of love.Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that
Well, let's just hope it doesn't come to that." I started back down the alley. "Truthfully, it's not you I'm so much worried about as your ass. It's like the Eighth Wonder of the World or something. Be a shame to deprive future generations of Dreamers, don't you think?" My stomach rumbled. "Come on, I'm starving." A snort escaped him. "Nice to know you care." I patted my belly and shrugged. "Yeah, well. A girl's gotta have priorities.Allison Pang Funny Starving Sayings By Allison Pang: Well, let's just hope it doesn't come to that." I started back down the alley.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.Mariah Carey Funny Starving Sayings By Mariah Carey: Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
Overproduction of gas is not a pleasant thing - it bloats the gut, making us feel uncomfortable - but passing a bit of wind is not only necessary, it is healthy, too. We are living creatures with a miniature world living inside us, working away and producing many things. Just as we release exhaust fumes into the Earth's atmosphere, so must our microbes, too. It may make a funny sound and it may smell a bit, but not necessarily. Bifidobacteria and Lactobacilli, for instance, do not produce any unpleasant odors. People who never need to break wind are starving their gut bacteria and are not good hosts for their microbe guests. Pure prebiotics can be bought atGiulia Enders Funny Starving Sayings By Giulia Enders: Overproduction of gas is not a pleasant thing - it bloats the gut, making us
It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know?
The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking??
Yvonne Prinz Funny Starving Sayings By Yvonne Prinz: It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the
At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint.Michael Fassbender Funny Starving Sayings By Michael Fassbender: At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor.