Funny Striking Famous Quotes & Sayings

21 Funny Striking Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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This kiss was better than any climb or bungee jump or zip line. Better than any other kiss. Damn him.Robin Bielman Funny Striking Sayings By Robin Bielman: This kiss was better than any climb or bungee jump or zip line. Better than
Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise.Hillary Clinton Funny Striking Sayings By Hillary Clinton: Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in
In every war, there are always elements of blindness.Shimon Peres Funny Striking Sayings By Shimon Peres: In every war, there are always elements of blindness.
I think whether you're a movie critic and have seen a million movies, or you're just a normal popcorn movie watcher, you can tell the difference when someone is just laying it on too thick.Josh Peck Funny Striking Sayings By Josh Peck: I think whether you're a movie critic and have seen a million movies, or you're
There is enough oil in the ground to deep-fry the lot of us, and no obvious means to prevail upon governments and industry to leave it in the ground.George Monbiot Funny Striking Sayings By George Monbiot: There is enough oil in the ground to deep-fry the lot of us, and no
The water reclaimer was designed to purify urine and strain humidity out of the air (you exhale almost as much water as you piss). I've mixed my water with soil, making it mineral water. The minerals built up in the water reclaimer.Andy Weir Funny Striking Sayings By Andy Weir: The water reclaimer was designed to purify urine and strain humidity out of the air
Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing.A.O. Scott Funny Striking Sayings By A.O. Scott: Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real
The best part about Maui is that I can spend a lot of time outside. My off-season is April, May, and June.Julia Mancuso Funny Striking Sayings By Julia Mancuso: The best part about Maui is that I can spend a lot of time outside.
If you have a sense of style and purpose and will you don't want to compromise.Vidal Sassoon Funny Striking Sayings By Vidal Sassoon: If you have a sense of style and purpose and will you don't want to
You were not the first dream I ever had, but you were the only dream that ever felt real. You were the dream the taught me I did have a soul. I don't know how low I will fall or what evil I will do, but I know you. I know there is nothing between us and there never could be. But I would do whatever you asked. I would do anything you want. If I had anything Worth giving to you, I would give it. If I had anything to sacrifice, I would sacrifice it for you.Sarah Rees Brennan Funny Striking Sayings By Sarah Rees Brennan: You were not the first dream I ever had, but you were the only dream
We face paired dangers. The first is that our networks are successfully attacked. The second is that our fear of attack will cause us to destroy what makes the Internet special.Jonathan Zittrain Funny Striking Sayings By Jonathan Zittrain: We face paired dangers. The first is that our networks are successfully attacked. The second
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.
Jim Benton Funny Striking Sayings By Jim Benton: Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing
I cannot escape from the conclusion that the great ages of progress have depended upon a small number of individuals of transcendent ability.Bertrand Russell Funny Striking Sayings By Bertrand Russell: I cannot escape from the conclusion that the great ages of progress have depended upon
It's only sixteen ninety-five," I say with a flutter of my lashes.
"You're serious."
I prop my hands on my waist and stick out a hip, striking a pose worthy of a supermodel. "Look at me. Don't I look serious?"
She collapses into the chair outside the dressing room in a fit of giggles so cute they make my insides fizz. "No! You must be stopped," she says.
"Why?" I strut down an aisle of yellowed lingerie, swiveling my hips, batting bras with flicks of my fingers. "I will be the king of the disco. I will be - " I spin and strike another pose. "An inspiration."
She sniffs and swipes at her eyes. "The real Dylan would die before he'd be seen in public in something like that."
"The real Dylan is boring." I brace my hands on the arms of her chair and lean down until our faces are a whisper apart. "And he's not one fourth the kisser I am."
"Is that right?" Her lips quirk.
"You know it is."
Her smile melts, and her breath comes faster. "Yeah. I do.
Stacey Jay Funny Striking Sayings By Stacey Jay: It's only sixteen ninety-five," I say with a flutter of my lashes."You're serious."I prop my
In the interests of friendship, I hope you'll forgive me what I'm about to do."
"Forgive you wha - "
My sentence was cut off as he clamped his mouth over mine, kissing me deeply.

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"Ready to make a scene?"
He raised an eyebrow. "Do I have a choice?"
"Not really. To quote something someone said to me recently, in the interests of friendship, I hope you'll forgive what I'm about to do." I drew back my hand and slapped him across the face. The smack of flesh striking flesh echoed through the hall. Conversations stopped as people whipped around to stare at us. Raising my voice to something just below a shout, I snarled, "You asshole!
Seanan McGuire Funny Striking Sayings By Seanan McGuire: In the interests of friendship, I hope you'll forgive me what I'm about to do.""Forgive
Do anything that you want to do other than what you are required to do ... success will surely go to others.Amit Abraham Funny Striking Sayings By Amit Abraham: Do anything that you want to do other than what you are required to do
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...Hiroko Sakai Funny Striking Sayings By Hiroko Sakai: When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just
I do think that all economies need a sense of fiscal discipline especially over the midterm and if you are in the middle of a debt crisis you can't borrow your way out of a debt crisis. That's logically impossible.Stephen Harper Funny Striking Sayings By Stephen Harper: I do think that all economies need a sense of fiscal discipline especially over the
I've always thought respectable people scoundrels, and I look anxiously at my face every morning for signs of my becoming a scoundrel.Bertrand Russell Funny Striking Sayings By Bertrand Russell: I've always thought respectable people scoundrels, and I look anxiously at my face every morning
instead of being in history he was in loveMal Peet Funny Striking Sayings By Mal Peet: instead of being in history he was in love
No guile?
Nay, but so strangely
He moves among us. Not this
Man but Barabbas! Release to us
Barabbas!
Adelaide Crapsey Funny Striking Sayings By Adelaide Crapsey: No guile? Nay, but so strangely He moves among us. Not this Man but Barabbas!