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Funny Students Sayings By Marissa Mayer: If you can find something that you're really passionate about, whether you're a man or If you can find something that you're really passionate about, whether you're a man or a woman comes a lot less into play. Passion is a gender-neutralizing force. — Marissa Mayer
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Funny Students Sayings By Vinita Dawra Nangia: The only happy and relevant people are those who have learnt to walk with change The only happy and relevant people are those who have learnt to walk with change — Vinita Dawra Nangia
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Funny Students Sayings By Azar Nafisi: Teaching is a funny business; you want to share these glimpses of something real and Teaching is a funny business; you want to share these glimpses of something real and profound, but half the time students want only to know their next assignment and what they will need to study for the test. — Azar Nafisi
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Funny Students Sayings By Ryan Holiday: Epictetus told his students, when they'd quote some great thinker, to picture themselves observing the Epictetus told his students, when they'd quote some great thinker, to picture themselves observing the person having sex. It's funny, you should try it the next time someone intimidates you or makes you feel insecure. See them in your mind, grunting, groaning, and awkward in their private life - just like the rest of us. — Ryan Holiday
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Funny Students Sayings By Ben Aaronovitch: her hair was piled up under a broad-brimmed her hair was piled up under a broad-brimmed — Ben Aaronovitch
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Funny Students Sayings By Manoj Arora: We are all born equal, and even if we are not, the future is still We are all born equal, and even if we are not, the future is still in our hands. — Manoj Arora
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Funny Students Sayings By Peter K. Fallon: What makes a good teacher today is what has always made a good teacher: command What makes a good teacher today is what has always made a good teacher: command of a subject, a critical mind, a demanding nature, and an ability to inspire students to pursue knowledge for some end beyond mere financial rewards. A good teacher might be entertaining and funny, but shouldn't set out to be. A good teacher may have broad experience with and skills using technology, but the mere possession of such experience and skills doesn't make one a good teacher. — Peter K. Fallon
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Funny Students Sayings By George Herbert: Great strokes make not sweete musick. Great strokes make not sweete musick. — George Herbert
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Funny Students Sayings By Tina Fey: In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey
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Funny Students Sayings By Ben Horowitz: MANAGING STRICTLY BY NUMBERS IS LIKE PAINTING BY NUMBERS MANAGING STRICTLY BY NUMBERS IS LIKE PAINTING BY NUMBERS — Ben Horowitz
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Funny Students Sayings By John Le Carre: The striver in him knew that his first aim must be to rise in the The striver in him knew that his first aim must be to rise in the system he dreamed of liberating. — John Le Carre
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Funny Students Sayings By Harlan Coben: I didn't want to prejudge but based on the company he kept, the glistening of I didn't want to prejudge but based on the company he kept, the glistening of his suit, and the poser-like swagger, I somehow suspected that Shiny Suit was what the students today technically refer to as a douchebag. — Harlan Coben
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Funny Students Sayings By Wyndham Lewis: When we say 'science' we can either mean any manipulation of the inventive and organizing When we say 'science' we can either mean any manipulation of the inventive and organizing power of the human intellect: or we can mean such an extremely different thing as the religion of science, the vulgarized derivative from this pure activity manipulated by a sort of priestcraft into a great religious and political weapon. — Wyndham Lewis
Funny Students Sayings By Naomi Wolf: When I was a baby feminist, leading feminist thinkers were insisting that if women ran When I was a baby feminist, leading feminist thinkers were insisting that if women ran the world, there would be no sadism or war. — Naomi Wolf
Funny Students Sayings By Issa Rae: I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, 'Eeew!' — Issa Rae
Funny Students Sayings By Molly Harper: Zeb was kindergarten teachera good one. I always thought it was because he was the Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper
Funny Students Sayings By Pablo: There is a funny story I always tell my students...when I came for the first There is a funny story I always tell my students...when I came for the first time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they take leads to success" ~smile — Pablo
Funny Students Sayings By Neil S. Plakcy: On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, "Save the whales. Collect the whole set," "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now," and "Half the people you know are below average." Typical for the Eastern student body. — Neil S. Plakcy
Funny Students Sayings By Pablo: There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success — Pablo
Funny Students Sayings By John Wesley: Read the most useful books, and that regularly and constantly. Read the most useful books, and that regularly and constantly. — John Wesley
Funny Students Sayings By James Rebanks: He asked what I made of the other students, so I told him. They were He asked what I made of the other students, so I told him. They were OK, but they were all very similar; they struggled to have different opinions because they'd never failed at anything or been nobodies, and they thought they would always win. But this isn't most people's experience of life. He asked me what could be done about it. I told him the answer was to send them all out for a year to do some dead-end job like working in a chicken-processing plant or spreading muck with a tractor. It would do more good than a gap year in Peru. He laughed and thought this tremendously witty. It wasn't meant to be funny. — James Rebanks
Funny Students Sayings By Mark Juergensmeyer: When I came back I joined a black church in Oakland and that made me When I came back I joined a black church in Oakland and that made me feel more at home, a bit like being connected to India. It felt funny to be around so many white people when I came back to the United States. It still bothers me. One of the things I liked living in Hawaii years later was the racial complexity of it. I remember that at the time when Sucheng and I got married--we met as graduate students at Berkeley and have been married almost forty years--one of the first houses we bought was in a Black neighborhood in west Berkeley and we didn't quite notice how uniformly Black it was until some weeks later. I said to Sucheng, "You know, we're the only white people in this neighborhood." And she looked at me and said: "Speak for yourself, honkie! — Mark Juergensmeyer
Funny Students Sayings By Adam Rex: Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals. — Adam Rex
Funny Students Sayings By David Z. Hirsch: Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation. — David Z. Hirsch
Funny Students Sayings By Stephen L. Carter: But that is the way of the place: down our many twisting corridors, one encounters But that is the way of the place: down our many twisting corridors, one encounters story after story, some heroic, some villainous, some true, some false, some funny, some tragic, and all of them combining to form the mystical, undefinable entity we call the school . Not exactly the building, not exactly the faculty or the students or the alumni more than all those things but also less, a paradox, an order, a mystery, a monster, an utter joy. — Stephen L. Carter
Funny Students Sayings By Blake Bailey: The funniest novel you've never read ... Afternoon Men is a revelation to sophisticated readers The funniest novel you've never read ... Afternoon Men is a revelation to sophisticated readers of every stripe, but especially to a certain kind of artist manqu on the brink of discovering that life is a more difficult business than he ever had reason to expect ... The subject matter is 'relatable,' as my students like to say. Better still, though, is what you can learn about the craft of writing from this marvelous book ... Indeed, if you're looking for a funny, nonportentous Hemingway, then the early Powell is your man. — Blake Bailey
Funny Students Sayings By Kevin Whately: Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community. — Kevin Whately
Funny Students Sayings By Wendy Liebman: I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. — Wendy Liebman
Funny Students Sayings By John Foster Dulles: The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year — John Foster Dulles
Funny Students Sayings By Dan Ariely: Moreover, grandmothers of students who aren't doing so well in class are at even higher Moreover, grandmothers of students who aren't doing so well in class are at even higher risk - students who are failing are fifty times more likely to lose a grandmother compared with non-failing students. In a paper exploring this sad connection, Adam speculates that the phenomenon is due to intrafamilial dynamics, which is to say, students' grandmothers care so much about their grandchildren that they worry themselves to death over the outcome of exams. — Dan Ariely
Funny Students Sayings By James C. Scott: I always believed that social science was a progressive profession because it was the powerful I always believed that social science was a progressive profession because it was the powerful who had the most to hide about how the world actually worked and if you could show how the world actually worked it would always have a de-masking and a subversive effect on the powerful. I don't think that's quite true, but it seems to me it's not bad as a point of departure anyway. — James C. Scott
Funny Students Sayings By Chris Cleave: You are not dumb, Yevette. All of us who have got this far, all of You are not dumb, Yevette. All of us who have got this far, all of us who have survived- how can we be dumb? Dumb could not come this far,I am telling you. — Chris Cleave
Funny Students Sayings By Barney Frank: When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate ... because Harry Elkins Widener had drowned with the sinking of the Titanic. And it made me very grateful at the time that he had not gone down in a plane crash. — Barney Frank
Funny Students Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own - "
"That's enough, Phineas," said Dumbledore. — J.K. Rowling
Funny Students Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if nothing could have pleased him more than to see them all there.
"Welcome!" he said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
"Thank you!"
He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. Harry didn't know whether to laugh or not.
"Is he - a bit mad?" he asked Percy uncertainly.
"Mad?" said Percy airily. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry? — J.K. Rowling
Funny Students Sayings By Robyn Schneider: You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally. — Robyn Schneider
Funny Students Sayings By Nick Kroll: This is a perfect example of the power and ridiculousness of a website like Wikipedia. This is a perfect example of the power and ridiculousness of a website like Wikipedia. I did give a slightly contentious graduation speech, where I decided not to be funny as my classmates had hoped, which was why I was chosen. I was not valedictorian, that's for sure. Instead, I talked about the failure to communicate between the administration and the teachers and students. That's what was contentious about it. At some point, somebody wrote about that incident on my Wikipedia page. And then somebody added the bit about me exposing my genitals to the crowd. — Nick Kroll
Funny Students Sayings By Tijan: She's the love of my life. My heart was pumping so damn fast. I needed She's the love of my life. My heart was pumping so damn fast. I needed to see her. — Tijan
Funny Students Sayings By Thomas Jefferson: It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson
Funny Students Sayings By Richelle Mead: So, " Nathan said, attention focused on Adrian, "now that Vasilisa's graduated, what are you So, " Nathan said, attention focused on Adrian, "now that Vasilisa's graduated, what are you going to do with yourself? You aren't going to keep slumming with high school students, are you? There's no point in you being there anymore. "
"I don't know, " said Adrian lazily. "I kind of like hanging out with them. They think I'm funnier than I really am. "
"Unsurprising, " his father replied. "You aren't funny at all. It's time you do something productive. If you aren't going to go back to college, you should at least start sitting in on some of the family business meetings. Tatiana spoils you, but you could learn a lot from Rufus. "
"True, " said Adrian deadpan."I'd really like to know how he keeps his two mistresses a secret from his wife. "
"Adrian!" snapped Daniella, a flush spilling over her pale cheeks — Richelle Mead
Funny Students Sayings By Elyn Saks: Some people still hold [the] view that restraints help psychiatric patients feel safe. I've never Some people still hold [the] view that restraints help psychiatric patients feel safe. I've never met a psychiatric patient who agreed. — Elyn Saks
Funny Students Sayings By David Z. Hirsch: Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch
Funny Students Sayings By Laurie Halse Anderson: The parents are making threatening noises, turning dinner into performance art, with dad doing his The parents are making threatening noises, turning dinner into performance art, with dad doing his Arnold Schwarzenegger imitation and mom playing Glenn Close in one of her psycho roles. I am the Victim.
Mom: [creepy smile] "Thought you could put one over us, did you, Melinda? Big high school students now, don't need to show your homework to your parents, don't need to show any failing test grades?"
Dad: [bangs table, silverware jumps] "Cut the crap. She knows what's up. The interim reports came today. Listen to me, young lady. I'm only going to say this to you once. You get those grades up or your name is mud. Hear me? Get them up!" [Attacks baked potato.] — Laurie Halse Anderson
Funny Students Sayings By David Z. Hirsch: Sometimes we called one another by our future doctor names. We did it partly to Sometimes we called one another by our future doctor names. We did it partly to be funny, but mostly because we liked it when people did it back to us. — David Z. Hirsch