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32 Funny Teenager Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Teenager Sayings By Laurie Perez: She opens the book. Each sheet has one or two antique photographs stuck with corner She opens the book. Each sheet has one or two antique photographs stuck with corner tabs. The images are neither black and white nor gray, but hold that brownish gold of time and exposure to air.

"This man is your great grandfather. Look at that face, Pedro. It is a mean mean face." He's standing in front of a wood pile, holding an axe. "I think he was only a teenager there, a long time before he met my mother. But look how handsome he was. And how mean."

It's funny the way she smiles when she talks about him. Saying he's mean has a perverse joy for her, as if she can stick her tongue out at him and his hands are tied so he can't slap her for doing it. She's right, though. There's no lingering smile, no potential for mirth in the burlap of his skin. I notice snow on the ground at his feet, but he's wearing a thin, unbuttoned shirt, showing no sign of cold. — Laurie Perez
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Funny Teenager Sayings By Colleen Hoover: Breckin shrugs. "I'm new here. And if you haven't deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, Breckin shrugs. "I'm new here. And if you haven't deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, I think it's safe to say that I'm ... " he leans forward and cups his hand to his mouth in secrecy. "Mormon," he whispers. — Colleen Hoover
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Funny Teenager Sayings By Julius Streicher: This is our mission at home, to approach these future decisions without hesitation, to do This is our mission at home, to approach these future decisions without hesitation, to do our duty and to remain strong. We know the enemy, we have called him by name for the last twenty years: he is the World Jew. And we know that the Jew must die. — Julius Streicher
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Funny Teenager Sayings By John Green: Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired. — John Green
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Funny Teenager Sayings By Nadia Bolz-Weber: As a teenager, I began to question the Great Christian Sorting System. My gay friends As a teenager, I began to question the Great Christian Sorting System. My gay friends in high school were kind and funny and loved me, so I suspected that my church had placed them in the wrong category ... Injustices in the world needed to be addressed and not ignored. Christians weren't good; people who fought for peace and justice were good. I had been lied to, and in my anger at being lied to about the containers, I left the church. But it turns out, I hadn't actually escaped the sorting system. I had just changed the labels. — Nadia Bolz-Weber
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Funny Teenager Sayings By Ally Condie: At the same time I hear a word so soft and quiet I wonder if At the same time I hear a word so soft and quiet I wonder if he said it up on the hill and the wind has just now carried it down to me. — Ally Condie
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Funny Teenager Sayings By Sarah: I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive - it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black
teenager. — Sarah
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Funny Teenager Sayings By Peter Moore: I justified my decision to take the bus by the fact that hippies had never I justified my decision to take the bus by the fact that hippies had never spent much time in Malaysia either. To put it bluntly, they weren't welcome. An official government regulation at the time banned hippies from staying in the country. It read: If you are dressed in shabby, dirty, or indecent clothes, living in temporary or makeshift shelters you will be deemed a hippie. On being deemed a hippie, your visit pass will be cancelled and you will be ordered to leave Malaysia within 24 hours, failing which you will be prosecuted under immigration laws. Furthermore, you will not be permitted to enter Malaysian again. — Peter Moore
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Funny Teenager Sayings By A.R. Rahman: A musician is a professional, whether he or she is successful or not. The profession A musician is a professional, whether he or she is successful or not. The profession itself must be regarded as a stable job. — A.R. Rahman
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Funny Teenager Sayings By John Grisham: Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him. — John Grisham
Funny Teenager Sayings By Erica Jong: Once I worshipped Keats for dying young. Now I think it's braver to die old. Once I worshipped Keats for dying young. Now I think it's braver to die old. — Erica Jong
Funny Teenager Sayings By Charles Spurgeon: There are some things that can be learned by the head, but Christ crucified can There are some things that can be learned by the head, but Christ crucified can only be learned by the heart — Charles Spurgeon
Funny Teenager Sayings By Rumi Antoinette: What's that around your neck?" asked Emily. "It's a golden star." Said Reed."What did you What's that around your neck?" asked Emily.
"It's a golden star." Said Reed.
"What did you get it for?"
"Chemistry class."
"What's the star for?" the shadow asked, Usually stars represent a straight A student.
"You get it for having greatness. But Emily doesn't know what that is." He said, answering the shadows question and looking at Emily.
"Greatness, what's greatness?" Emily asked, all wide eyed, and clueless looking
"It's when you do really awesome stuff, and people recognize you for it."
"Oh, no" Emily laughed ."No, I don't know what that is. — Rumi Antoinette
Funny Teenager Sayings By Meb Bryant: I'm either on the cusp of greatness or the edge of insanity. I'm either on the cusp of greatness or the edge of insanity. — Meb Bryant
Funny Teenager Sayings By John Green: Teenagers are extremely funny, and extremely clever and intellectually curious. But they're also willing to Teenagers are extremely funny, and extremely clever and intellectually curious. But they're also willing to ask questions about the meaning of life without disguising them around irony, and ask questions about what are our responsibilities to other people without having to couch it in irony. — John Green
Funny Teenager Sayings By Criss Jami: Generally it appears the case that, when faced with all life's problems, the baby, he Generally it appears the case that, when faced with all life's problems, the baby, he wants to cry about everything, the child wants to question everything, the teenager wants to rebel against everything, the young adult wants to solve everything, the middle-aged adult wants to protect everything, and the elder wants to accept everything. — Criss Jami
Funny Teenager Sayings By Frederick Lenz: Life is perfect, it glows. Life is perfect, it glows. — Frederick Lenz
Funny Teenager Sayings By Michael Chabon: And then he had trained them, those lupine eyes, on her. The hunger in them And then he had trained them, those lupine eyes, on her. The hunger in them so startled her that she took a step backward, striking her head against an iron pillar with such force that she later found crumbs of dried blood in her hair. It was a purely impersonal hunger, if such a thing there was - and here her report to Mr. Panicker faltered under the burden of his disapproval for her "romantic nature" - a hunger devoid of prurience, appetite, malice, or goodwill. It was a hunger, she decided later, for information. And yet there was liveliness in his gaze, a kind of cool vitality that was nearly amusement, as if a steady lifelong diet of mundane observations had preserved the youthful-ness of his optic organs alone. — Michael Chabon
Funny Teenager Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?" — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Teenager Sayings By Al Yankovic: I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day. — Al Yankovic
Funny Teenager Sayings By Jay Leno: Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese kids? That never happens. — Jay Leno
Funny Teenager Sayings By Cote De Pablo: I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn't matter I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn't matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I'm never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy. — Cote De Pablo
Funny Teenager Sayings By Paul Farmer: Equity is the only acceptable goal Equity is the only acceptable goal — Paul Farmer
Funny Teenager Sayings By Leonard Sweet: The time to save God's Dream is now. The people to save God's Dream are The time to save God's Dream is now. The people to save God's Dream are you. — Leonard Sweet
Funny Teenager Sayings By Wil Wheaton: When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, as cool as Frakes, and as funny as Brent. From time to time, one of them would say something to me that made me feel like I'd taken a step in that direction, and it always meant the world to me. I loved it when Brent would joke around with me, because it made me feel like I was the peer I so desperately wanted to be, instead of the clueless teenager I knew I was. — Wil Wheaton
Funny Teenager Sayings By Im Dong-Hyun: If I couldn't see the colors, now that would be a problem. If I couldn't see the colors, now that would be a problem. — Im Dong-Hyun
Funny Teenager Sayings By Kristan Higgins: Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she said, giving him the Slitty Eyes of Death. "You're totally unfair, and if I run away, you shouldn't be surprised." "Don't make me put a computer chip in your ear," Liam answered. "It's not funny! I hate you." "Well, I love you, even if you did ruin my life by turning into a teenager," he said, rubbing his eyes. "Did you study for your test?" "Yes." "Good." He looked at his daughter - so much like Emma, way too pretty. Why weren't there convent schools anymore? Or chastity belts? "Want some supper? I saved your plate." She rolled her eyes with all the melodrama a teenager could muster. "Fine. I may as well become a fat pig since I can't ever go on a date." "That's my girl," he said and, grinning, got up to heat up her dinner. — Kristan Higgins
Funny Teenager Sayings By Dylan Moran: I don't see teenagers anymore. I see ... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in I don't see teenagers anymore. I see ... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech. — Dylan Moran
Funny Teenager Sayings By Roger Federer: I think it's very hard for coaches to work with me. They'll no doubt have I think it's very hard for coaches to work with me. They'll no doubt have a good CV afterwards, but at the same time they're under a lot of pressure. — Roger Federer
Funny Teenager Sayings By Frankie Boyle: Apparently they're going to bring in Super Asbos. But Asbos already sound too cool. Teenagers Apparently they're going to bring in Super Asbos. But Asbos already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them Gaybos or Bender Badges. — Frankie Boyle
Funny Teenager Sayings By Carrie-Anne Moss: With scripts I've always looked at them and thought about kids, you know? Thought about With scripts I've always looked at them and thought about kids, you know? Thought about the world and the impact ... I won't do nudity and I never felt comfortable with that whole idea or things with huge sexual content - not my thing. — Carrie-Anne Moss
Funny Teenager Sayings By Eric Drooker: When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy. — Eric Drooker