Funny Weapons Famous Quotes & Sayings

17 Funny Weapons Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water.
Octavian made a squeaking sound. "What was that for? I didn't say toss it! That could've been evidence. Or spoils of war!"
Annabeth tried for a dumb-blonde smile, like: Oh, silly me. Nobody who knew her would have been fooled. But Octavian seemed to buy it. He huffed in exasperation.
"You other two ... " He pointed his blade a Hazel and Piper. "Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus
"
All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armor. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth's dagger.
"You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.
-Heroes of Olympus
Rick Riordan Funny Weapons Sayings By Rick Riordan: Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed
And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.Simone Elkeles Funny Weapons Sayings By Simone Elkeles: And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors.
Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.Larry Gelbart Funny Weapons Sayings By Larry Gelbart: Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.Halliwell Hobbes Funny Weapons Sayings By Halliwell Hobbes: Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
It doesn't matter what clothes you had or what shoes you had, or how cool you were, or how many Facebook friends you garnered, what will matter in the end is what weapons you had, how many zombies you killed, and how long you survived.Caleb Eversole Funny Weapons Sayings By Caleb Eversole: It doesn't matter what clothes you had or what shoes you had, or how cool
Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.Emo Philips Funny Weapons Sayings By Emo Philips: Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.
I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to own nuclear weapons. I always wanted a nuclear weapon, if I could have gotten one. I'm every other kind of power, but I'm not a nuclear power.Ted Turner Funny Weapons Sayings By Ted Turner: I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well ... we looked at the receipts."Bill Hicks Funny Weapons Sayings By Bill Hicks: You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian
Does it have a name? All of these fancy magical weapons usually have names."
Bishop glared at her. "Yeah. I like to call it Goldie."
"You're funny for an angel."
"Not really. I'm just inspired at the moment.
Michelle Rowen Funny Weapons Sayings By Michelle Rowen: Does it have a name? All of these fancy magical weapons usually have names."Bishop glared
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.Jerry Seinfeld Funny Weapons Sayings By Jerry Seinfeld: Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.
It was funny, I thought, eyeing the Chinese and English logos on the crates, the names of the companies that supplied both countries, funny because our weapons to kill each other were different. But our medicines to save lives were the same.James Abel Funny Weapons Sayings By James Abel: It was funny, I thought, eyeing the Chinese and English logos on the crates, the
When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.
Matthew laughed and dropped it.
Kresley Cole Funny Weapons Sayings By Kresley Cole: When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out
I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.Roy Bean Funny Weapons Sayings By Roy Bean: I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?"
"Only a man would think of that.
It's our job," said Moist. "If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.
Terry Pratchett Funny Weapons Sayings By Terry Pratchett: You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?""Only a man
I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?
If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
William Shakespeare Funny Weapons Sayings By William Shakespeare: I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs,
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.Rick Riordan Funny Weapons Sayings By Rick Riordan: The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few
Morley joined them, and after a long, uncomfortable moment, Mrs. Grant decided to ignore his presence. The
guards didn't. Their knuckles were white on their weapons.
May I assist?" he asked, and put his hands behind his back. "I promise not to eat anyone."
Very funny," Mrs. Grant said. Morley gave her a grave look.
I wasn't joking, dear lady," he said. "I do promise. And I never make a promise I don't intend to keep. You
should feel quite secure."
Well, I'm sorry, I don't," she said. "You're just - "
Too overwhelmingly dashing and attractive?" Morley grinned. "A common problem women face with me.
It'll pass. You seem like the no-nonsense sort. I like that."
Claire smiled at the look on Mrs. Grant's face, reflected in the white LED light of the lantern she was holding.
You are really - odd," the older woman said, as if she couldn't quite believe she was even having the
conversation.
Rachel Caine Funny Weapons Sayings By Rachel Caine: Morley joined them, and after a long, uncomfortable moment, Mrs. Grant decided to ignore his