Funny Wings Famous Quotes & Sayings

30 Funny Wings Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?Billy Connolly Funny Wings Sayings By Billy Connolly: Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the
[Writing about themselves] gives them wings, so that they can rise above the confounding maze of their lives and, from that perspective, begin to see the patterns and dead ends of their pasts, and a way out. That's the funny thing about mazes; what's baffling on the ground begins to make sense when you can begin to rise above it, the better to understand your history and fix yourself.Wally Lamb Funny Wings Sayings By Wally Lamb: [Writing about themselves] gives them wings, so that they can rise above the confounding maze
But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.Ted Lindsay Funny Wings Sayings By Ted Lindsay: But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an
What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I am talking to you - I'm, as it were, in the wings, and she's on stage, and every now and then she says something extremely funny, and I stand there and think: 'I wish I'd thought of that.'Barry Humphries Funny Wings Sayings By Barry Humphries: What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I
God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique by which I would be so easily and so quickly judged, then gave me a mind by which I would so deeply magnetize, He put within me a heart with small, fast wings that I can hardly, barely handle, and then gave me a voice that hides behind everything in whispers. Oh, and also put a pen in my hand which writes me into madness! How can anyone possibly understand me? But I don't think God cared about that thought, when He made me! How ridiculously unfair!C. JoyBell C. Funny Wings Sayings By C. JoyBell C.: God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful,
-What's so funny?"
"-Sorry," David said, reddening again. "You just taste so sweet."
"-What do you mean, sweet?"
He licked his bottom lip one more time.
"-You taste like honey."
"-Honey?"
"-Yeah, I thought I was going nuts the day ... well, you know, that one day. But it was the same today. Your mouth is really sweet."
He paused for a second, then grinned.
"-Hot like honey-like nectar. That makes more sense."
"-Great. Now I'm going to have to explain that to everyone I kiss for the rest of my life unless it's you or another faerie."
She'd almost said Tamani's name. Her fingers flew to the ring around her neck.
David shrugged.
"-Then don't kiss anyone except me."
"-David ... "
"-I'm just offering up the obvious solution," he said, hands up in protest.
Aprilynne Pike Funny Wings Sayings By Aprilynne Pike: -What's so funny?""-Sorry," David said, reddening again. "You just taste so sweet.""-What do you mean,
John Whately lived about a mile from town,
Up where the hills began to huddle thick;
We never thought his wits were very quick,
Seeing the way he let his farm run down.
He used to waste his time on some queer books
He'd found around the attic of his place,
Till funny lines got creased into his face,
And folks all said they didn't like his looks.
When he began those night-howls we declared
He'd better be locked up away from harm,
So three men from the Aylesbury town farm
Went for him - but came back alone and scared.
They'd found him talking to two crouching things
That at their step flew off on great black wings.
H.P. Lovecraft Funny Wings Sayings By H.P. Lovecraft: John Whately lived about a mile from town,Up where the hills began to huddle thick;We
Don't you dare laugh, you jerk-face! This is not funny. My wings are a freak of Nature!'
He lifted his hands. 'I'm not going to laugh, but I think you should leave the razors alone. Besides, lots of things have feathers in their wings.'
'Like what?' I demanded
'Like...like hawks' He answered
My brow furrowed. 'Hawks? HAWKS?'
'And eagles?'
"I'm not a bird, Roth!' Patience leaked out of me.
Jennifer L. Armentrout Funny Wings Sayings By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Don't you dare laugh, you jerk-face! This is not funny. My wings are a freak
If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a Pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk ... becomes a double hawk.Demetri Martin Funny Wings Sayings By Demetri Martin: If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add
You were spying on me?" I repeated, this time my tone was stern.
"Nonsense! I was making sure you were safe." He answered, fluttering his wings and landing in front of me. "That's what friends do.
Grace Fiorre Funny Wings Sayings By Grace Fiorre: You were spying on me?" I repeated, this time my tone was stern."Nonsense! I was
Everyone laughed, but nobody laughed harder than Luna Lovegood. She let out a scream of mirth that caused Hedwig to wake up and flap her wings indignantly and Crookshanks to leap up into the luggage rack, hissing. She laughed so hard that her magazine slipped out of her grasp, slid down her legs, and onto the floor. That was funny!J.K. Rowling Funny Wings Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Everyone laughed, but nobody laughed harder than Luna Lovegood. She let out a scream of
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.Billy Connolly Funny Wings Sayings By Billy Connolly: I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.John Zakour Funny Wings Sayings By John Zakour: I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with
You know, sometimes I do hear funny things on that side. Things you wouldn't ordinarily think have a sound. Like insect wings. Or snow hitting the ground." Perfect. Now all the attention will turn to the surgeons who fixed my deaf ear after the Games last year, and they'll have to explain why I can hear like a bat.Suzanne Collins Funny Wings Sayings By Suzanne Collins: You know, sometimes I do hear funny things on that side. Things you wouldn't ordinarily
Cara: *Flies*
Gen: What? I don't have wings!
Cara: Ofcourse not! You're a boy.
Jim Henson Funny Wings Sayings By Jim Henson: Cara: *Flies*Gen: What? I don't have wings!Cara: Ofcourse not! You're a boy.
Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings ... and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."Jim Gaffigan Funny Wings Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just
it is funny how things are always perfect as long as you keep quiet. And then, what's the point in having an awesome lover when you do not let yourself admit it, even to your closest friends? And, if you do not kiss and tell, are your affairs real, or nothing more than bedroom distractions; check-in before midnight, check-out before 9 AM?Gina Wings Funny Wings Sayings By Gina Wings: it is funny how things are always perfect as long as you keep quiet. And
Fifteen birds in five firtrees,
their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!
But, funny little birds, they had no wings!
O what shall we do with the funny little things?
Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot;
fry them, boil them and eat them hot?
J.R.R. Tolkien Funny Wings Sayings By J.R.R. Tolkien: Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny
Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?"

"I'm not Tinker Bell!
Rachel Morgan Funny Wings Sayings By Rachel Morgan: Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie
What a funny old world,
Thinking they could cage her,
& make her fear her future;
Apprently they didn't know her well enough,
The cage, gave her wings to fly.
Nikki Rowe Funny Wings Sayings By Nikki Rowe: What a funny old world, Thinking they could cage her, & make her fear her
Everybody in!" I said.
Which was when we discovered the final problem.
Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.
And their wings.
And a dog.
"This is like a clown car," Total grumbled front my lap in the front seat.
"Why does the dog get to sit in your lap?' Gazzy asked plaintively, as we rattled and banged down the dark streets. "How about a kid?"
"Oh. 'The dog.' Very nice," said Total.
"Because you're not allowed to have people on your lap in the front seats," I explained. "It's not safe. If a cop saw us, we'd be stopped for sure. You want Total back there?"
Everyone in the back screamed no at the same time.
James Patterson Funny Wings Sayings By James Patterson: Everybody in!" I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren't designed to
Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings.
Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that.
"He needs a Band-Aid," I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love - Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me.
James Patterson Funny Wings Sayings By James Patterson: Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings.
Isn't it funny how the moments that define our lives the most are almost always the smallest? A scattering of almost inconsequential seconds that steer our course; the proverbial butterfly wings which produce the hurricane of our lives. Single sentences, concepts, and choices-especially choices-which make or break who you are, and who you will become.Brandon M. Herbert Funny Wings Sayings By Brandon M. Herbert: Isn't it funny how the moments that define our lives the most are almost always
What kind of bird do you think these feathers come from?' she asked.
'I don't know. A swan?'
'You had better stop wearing those wings, then.
A swan might fall in love with you. And as you
probably know, swans mate for life.'
'You are a funny one, Rose.
Heather O'Neill Funny Wings Sayings By Heather O'Neill: What kind of bird do you think these feathers come from?' she asked.'I don't know.
Syn felt a foot nudge his under the table, making him look at Furi and turn up the corner of his mouth.

"There, that's better," Furi said in his deep, sexy timbre. "You're hot as fuck when you get all controlling."

Syn just shook his head and took a large gulp of the beer the waitress just sat in front of him.


"We'll have the endless wings, please." Furi ordered for them. "Anything else, babe?"

Syn choked on his beer at Furi's term of endearment, wrenching a hearty laugh from not only the waitress but from his date too.

"Funny. You'll pay for that later."

"I hope so," Furi almost purred.
A.E. Via Funny Wings Sayings By A.E. Via: Syn felt a foot nudge his under the table, making him look at Furi and
Susan is happy off on another project to save yet another endangered creature. But I miss Irving, and though Susan would laugh at me probably, I like to think that Irving is somewhere chasing angelic speedboats, or maybe he's got his own wings. Surely, even God needs a laugh now and then, and Irving is a funny guy, for a monster.Laurell K. Hamilton Funny Wings Sayings By Laurell K. Hamilton: Susan is happy off on another project to save yet another endangered creature. But I
Mary leaned back, exhaled, and watched her smoke rise. 'What sort of man do you want anyway?'
"Tall. Funny. Never came top of his class or pulled the wings off bees."
"Yes, but I mean really? When all of this is over, and assuming we win -" ...
Hilda snorted. "(I) just want a tall man and a stiff drink. You could even swap the adjectives.
Chris Cleave Funny Wings Sayings By Chris Cleave: Mary leaned back, exhaled, and watched her smoke rise. 'What sort of man do you
So what can I really do? If you can jump through a two-story window, then what can I do?"
"You can do that too. You don't need wings to do it,either.
Courtney Allison Moulton Funny Wings Sayings By Courtney Allison Moulton: So what can I really do? If you can jump through a two-story window, then
Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few moments, I'd like to go over the safety features of this aircraft. It has an engine, to make us go, and wings, to keep us in the air. There are seatbelts, which won't do you an awful lot of good if we fly into the side of a mountain.Derek Landy Funny Wings Sayings By Derek Landy: Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V.
JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.
MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons.
JASON: No - no, it doesn't. It could mean the wings were 'intended' to carry them upwards, out of the darkness, but they were defective in some way, these wings, so the pigeons aren't suicidal, not at all, just badly equipped for flying. Like the rest of us.
Simon Gray Funny Wings Sayings By Simon Gray: JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons.JASON: No -